US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Secret Asshole]

I like how the Ghana ID looks like it's been printed on common paper and cut it by hand (poor guys they're trying their best)

It is however laminated and does have a QR code. So, you can even check if its the real person. That's all you really need. "NO VOTER ID, ANYTHING BUT THAT" Its telling because they don't want any impediments towards low-information voters or lazy voters.

 

[Mr Cuddles]

It is however laminated and does have a QR code. So, you can even check if its the real person. That's all you really need. "NO VOTER ID, ANYTHING BUT THAT" Its telling because they don't want any impediments towards low-information voters or lazy voters.

Im sure you were implying this in your post. But, why should voters low-information, lazy or both be such a boon for the democrats that they go to these lengths to remove the safeguards?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

It is however laminated and does have a QR code. So, you can even check if its the real person. That's all you really need. "NO VOTER ID, ANYTHING BUT THAT" Its telling because they don't want any impediments towards low-information voters or lazy voters.

Shit, that could solve it right there.

You could print that fucker at the library, at home, or even have it printed up right at the voting poll station. They check the QR code to see if it's valid, match the picture to the data, let you go vote.

No cost, easy to get/handle/keep track of.

Win/Win for everyone but the legions of Dem voters.

 

[Thiletonomics]

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Is the strongarm here that if you don't buy a coin of the nervous laugher you're an insurgent who will lose your pension and benefits?

I wonder what will be filled up and unsold more in stores. These, or copies of The Last of Us 2?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

So bidens dog bit another person:

https://ca.yahoo.com/news/white-house-says-major-biden-201526293.html

If it were anybody elses dog biden would get charged for keeping a vicious animal, sued by the guy who got bitten and the dog would be destroyed, with a ban on dog ownership a very likely end result

Funny how that that isn't happening this time

I'm PAWfully sowwy I bit you and gave you an infection.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

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Instead we got coyotes dropping and grooming children...what type of parent would risk their kid being sexually groomed when they could legally immigrate.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Instead we got coyotes dropping and grooming children...what type of parent would risk their kid being sexually groomed when they could legally immigrate.

You didn't read the feel good story about the two dropees today, did you?

Basically, they are doing fine and they have parents already here in the US. White House spin? 80% of the unaccompanied children already have parents here in the US.

Uh-huh.

Well, where the fuck are they exactly and why aren't they showing up to claim their beloved loin spawn?

You tell me.

 

[XYZpdq]

You didn't read the feel good story about the two dropees today, did you?

Basically, they are doing fine and they have parents already here in the US. White House spin? 80% of the unaccompanied children already have parents here in the US.

Uh-huh.

Well, where the fuck are they exactly and why aren't they showing up to claim their beloved loin spawn?

You tell me.

yeah somehow "they had parents who didn't bother to show up at the fence that night" really doesn't make it better at all

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

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Personally, I've been enjoying "Statements from the 45th President" more than Trump tweets. Trump reply guys can't tell him he's in a Wendy's for the billionth time and I imagine it's the only thing breathing life into the dead Trump thread.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

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This orange bloviating faggot needs to fuck off. He did absolutely nothing about woke cancel culture during his time in office. In fact, a lot of his actions helped it along.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

This orange bloviating faggot needs to fuck off. He did absolutely nothing about woke cancel culture during his time in office. In fact, a lot of his actions helped it along.

Or the right wing could have had some balls at any point and put their foot down instead of constantly relying on Trump to save them. Not saying he wasn't Surprised Pikachuing his way through the woke left's nonsense, but the boots on the ground right wing could have done anything before and somewhat during Trump to stop this.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

When did the Biden's adopt the dogs? I know one of them was a wardog right? It seems they're not the proper family for dogs who we still don't have a full understanding on how/if PTSD affects them.

I am sure the Oval Pawficce will condemn any and all animal abuse once a staffer leaks it.

I think they adopted Major from a shelter in 2018.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Or the right wing could have had some balls at any point and put their foot down instead of constantly relying on Trump to save them. Not saying he wasn't Surprised Pikachuing his way through the woke left's nonsense, but the boots on the ground right wing could have done anything before and somewhat during Trump to stop this.

“S-s-stop being mean to Trump”

I unironically agree with you, people need to step up, which means Trump’s “condemnation” is even more useless than previously thought.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

“S-s-stop being mean to Trump”

Yes.

I unironically agree with you, people need to step up,

Too late to do anything now.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Or the right wing could have had some balls at any point and put their foot down instead of constantly relying on Trump to save them. Not saying he wasn't Surprised Pikachuing his way through the woke left's nonsense, but the boots on the ground right wing could have done anything before and somewhat during Trump to stop this.

Oh just let him have this opportunity to blame Trump for something. Chances like this are scarce these days.

 

[gaystoner]

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

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For what? Was she planning on assaulting him?

 

[gaystoner]

For what? Was she planning on assaulting him?

She attempted to interfere with the democratic process

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

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I think Georgia and other states may be tired of all the powerful niggardry and Democrat bullshit that's been going on for the past couple decades.

I love her expression on the right: "Consquences for my action in MY vagina?"