Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,634 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,538
Love the last one! Why is it exactly no one believes a word you say, Hamber?

Could it be that A) you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about most of the time; B) you lie over the most stupid shit and try to double-down every time you're caught; or C) people realize that your feigned commitment to THIS TIME I'M SERIOUS GUISE vaporizes within a day or two, never to be mentioned again?

Truly laughable. Totally retarded. Yes gorlfriend, you are your own worst enemy in the believability department.

i wonder if she's planning to get the coof vaccine, or if she thinks it's evil government juice.
Well, the vaccine is made from chemtrails and dust from the fake moon landings, so I'mma gonna go with a big nope out on her getting the jab.
 
Well, the vaccine is made from chemtrails and dust from the fake moon landings, so I'mma gonna go with a big nope out on her getting the jab.
Right now, she is eligible for the vaccine under group 1c. It is free for all. She always claims that her health is very important to her. If she does not get the fab, we will know that she does not care about her life.
 
Right now, she is eligible for the vaccine under group 1c. It is free for all. She always claims that her health is very important to her. If she does not get the fab, we will know that she does not care about her life.

If she's smart, she won't say a damn thing about it. She'll just backpeddle and blame the haters somehow for not getting the vaccine. People who show they got the fauci ouchie are fucking dumb, anyways.
 
Right now, she is eligible for the vaccine under group 1c. It is free for all. She always claims that her health is very important to her. If she does not get the fab, we will know that she does not care about her life.
I'm of the mindset that whether or not she gets it totally depends on if Becky gets it. Why? The Thumb is the one with all the conspiracy theories; Hamber is only an echo of this because she’s too dimwitted and lazy to do one Google on her own to prove/disprove any of it.

Hamber has no personality of her own. She's a mimic of whatever YouTube person she's currently enthralled with. We see this constantly; she's incapable of independent thought or action.

So it will go down like "Baaaaybeeee, should we get the jab?" and the Thumb will spout some nonsense conspiracy theory and that will become Hamber's gospel.

Anyone, please feel free to prove me wrong.
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CTs have quite a large bore. I've seen 500 pounders scanned before (obviously the bariatric models with a gantry that has a higher weight limit). GE and Toshiba have models with 650 pound limits. Unfortunately, she needs an MRI and a PET scan and that's where she runs in to trouble. She is far, far too wide to fit in those machines, and of course those are the ones she needs desperately.

Back during the woe-is-me-cancer thing, I went over to the UK imaging site and looked up their machines, and they didn't list any bariatric models. I seem to recall it was about 3.5 feet at the max for any of them, but that's hazy and I'm too lazy right now to go look at it again. Point is: she probably (according to her) had a CT at that time. Now? No fucking way she'd fit, even to have another CT. Does she care? Nope.

 
These livestreams make me think that Amber no longer have the capacity to do vlogs or have become too lazy to vlog. She realized that doing an hour of live stream will give her more than enough for the day. She doesn't turn on slow mode and says she doesn't know how to when it's literally in the chat box itself where she reads our chat.

It seems she wants the chat to be spammed like that so people who wants to get noticed have to donate a super chat.

Regardless, it's fun to see how cunty these two are. Becky always acting like a sweet heart on vlogs but in live streams, she complements ALR's smugness so well.
Not sure if you’re familiar with Becky’s sister. I don’t care enough to remember her name, but she’s well know. Wished cancer on all of us, made Amber delete some vids that showed her child etc... Anyway, this girl, the sister, is active on Twitter & a huge bee-atch! Holy shit bro. Becky’s actual personality is closer to that irl, but Becky also fancy’s herself an actor & tries to play ‘good cop’ to Ambers ‘insane coke fiend cop’ persona.
 
Is that the one married to a child fucker?
Not sure if you’re familiar with Becky’s sister. I don’t care enough to remember her name, but she’s well know. Wished cancer on all of us, made Amber delete some vids that showed her child etc... Anyway, this girl, the sister, is active on Twitter & a huge bee-atch! Holy shit bro. Becky’s actual personality is closer to that irl, but Becky also fancy’s herself an actor & tries to play ‘good cop’ to Ambers ‘insane coke fiend cop’ persona.
 
Right now, she is eligible for the vaccine under group 1c. It is free for all. She always claims that her health is very important to her. If she does not get the fab, we will know that she does not care about her life.
She is very lazy and would have to leave the house to get it. She is also Conspiracylynn so maybe that could be why as well.
 
I think our gorl colored her hair based on the stains on her arms. Also not seeing any gray. Unless she has some new ailment to add to her other discoloration. I could be wrong she is probably decomposing.
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Not sure if you’re familiar with Becky’s sister. I don’t care enough to remember her name, but she’s well know. Wished cancer on all of us, made Amber delete some vids that showed her child etc... Anyway, this girl, the sister, is active on Twitter & a huge bee-atch! Holy shit bro. Becky’s actual personality is closer to that irl, but Becky also fancy’s herself an actor & tries to play ‘good cop’ to Ambers ‘insane coke fiend cop’ persona.
I dunno, "Misty Dawn" is burned into my memory alongside "Rarity Gray" as stunning examples of white trash nomenclature.

Agreed, though, that the whole Williams hill clan is a bunch of mouthbreathing, grifting bitches. Stupid, ugly, and unpleasant.
 
it’s so weird that becky is totally uninvolved in her videos and seems annoyed/irritated in the streams. i don’t think they’ve broken up or anything but there’s definitely tension. it’s probably because becky is smarter than amber thinks and knows that the only reason she wants to get married is because destiny is getting married, or because she knows at this point neither of them have any hope doing better.
 
I'm of the mindset that whether or not she gets it totally depends on if Becky gets it. Why? The Thumb is the one with all the conspiracy theories; Hamber is only an echo of this because she’s too dimwitted and lazy to do one Google on her own to prove/disprove any of it.

Hamber has no personality of her own. She's a mimic of whatever YouTube person she's currently enthralled with. We see this constantly; she's incapable of independent thought or action.

So it will go down like "Baaaaybeeee, should we get the jab?" and the Thumb will spout some nonsense conspiracy theory and that will become Hamber's gospel.

Anyone, please feel free to prove me wrong.
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BAAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEbuuuuuUUUH?
 
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