Ethan Ralph illegally files DMCA takedown notice

[BubbleButt]

Ethan Ralph has just proved that he has lower testosterone than Lowtax with this move.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan couldn't have filed this notice, he was out collecting Easter eggs.

 

[Medulseur]

I like how the jokes about his height in this thread make him out to be shorter and shorter as time goes on.

 

[RussianParasite]

I don't know why being called 5'1 is such a big deal for him, we could always go with 3".

This is true. Not only has Ethan Oliver Ralph doxed his height as 5’1 by taking a swing at a female officer (LMFAO), but he also doxed his tiny penis. Thinking about it now, it makes sense that a woman who is into pedo shit would want a kid-size penis in her life.

 

[XxNecroxX]

Wow this guy just wont let it go will he?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I wouldn't want to mock Ethan Ralph for being really short for a man and basically midget sized, and grotesquely fat, but in his case the outside really matches the inside.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Lol, what a retard. He can't even just back out now because in his mind this will mean he lost to Josh peodphile Moon.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Ethan Ralph is 4'9" and is the new mundane Matt.

 

[Love Machine]

To think all those times Josh was talking about ED, I thought he meant encyclopedia Dramatica...

 

[Kruger]

Isn't that factoring in his shoes, though? I mean between the soles and everything that has to add at least around an inch. I'd wager he's no more than 5'0.

You mean like this

 

[Lame Entropy]

The gunt puts himself in a lose-lose situation yet again.
Back down? Broke dick Josh gets the win.
Stick to his guns? Waste time and money and still probably lose.

 

[Haru Okumura]

I wonder if this inconvenient truth, exposed by Ethan and Josh finally streaming in the same timeslot, has anything to do with his current seething?

 

[️ronic]

Ethan couldn't have filed this notice, he was out collecting Easter eggs.

> implying he's awake before 4pm

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ethan Ralph is 4'9" and is the new mundane Matt.

I thought he was 4'7".

 

[The Un-Clit]

Not only is he a squealing faggot,

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

I've filed a counter and I'll be happy to meet Ralph in court over this issue.

Ralph won't show if it ever came to that. He probably would claim victory over the broke dick farms afterwards and play it off as some kind of epic Joker move.

 

[msd]

Wake up
Make some coffee
Play some issac
Check KF
See Ethan adding more fuel to the fire

Oh yeah, gonna be a good Easter boys

 

[Love Machine]

I wonder if this inconvenient truth, exposed by Ethan and Josh finally streaming in the same timeslot, has anything to do with his current seething?

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Jewsh only streams once a week, so Ralph shouldn't even be that seething about it. But Ralph is a dumb fuck so I wouldn't be surprised that this is why he did it.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Why are manlets so angry all the time?

 

[PlasticOwls]

Isn't that factoring in his shoes, though? I mean between the soles and everything that has to add at least around an inch. I'd wager he's no more than 5'0.

Timberlands do add 1.6 inches, and he does wear them often.

There's more analysis happening right now about it, but he's around the low end of 5 feet based on photo comparisons, 1st hand accounts, and a police arrest record (5' 1").