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You guys all forgot to add Kurt Angle to the mix.
the promo that gave me my username.You guys all forgot to add Kurt Angle to the mix.
Aaannd this is why I made the thread. Good work.First, rude. Second, fair.
I can prove that Ralph is around 5' 2", give or take an inch though.
Let's take that photo you shared. This one:
View attachment 2042340
Using the environment and the floor boards, I was able to find a consistent vanishing point and a 1 point perspective composition. This is not enough to determine the height of anyone, or even where the ground plane is. Therefore, I'll have to commit to one person, and use their leg and foot position to figure that out.
View attachment 2042341
I'll be using Dick Masterson. Dick, unlike Ralph ,or I assume the other two in that picture, has been outside with other people so I can make a good, accurate, comparison. Dick says on Reddit that he's 6', and this can be corroborated with this picture of Dick and Mike Cernovich, who's reported as 6'.
View attachment 2042342
That out of the way, still no feet or full leg shots. That's fine. There are many ways to go about this, but I decided to use another person who: 1. Has been pictured with Dick and 2. has many full body shots since he was in a lawsuit before.
Count Dankula
View attachment 2042349
Im using this photo because it's fairly level with a one point perspective angle, close to the perspective of the photo @TriggerMeElmo presented. Issue is Dankula's height isn't well known. That's fine as well.
Here's a photo of Dankula with Dick that I chose; 1. because it's one of those arms around the shoulders shots and 2. it's a level photo with little to no depth change.
View attachment 2042360
Using the outline of full body Dankula and forming that outline to match that of the photo to the right ( obviously without stretching it out vertically), we're able to ground Dankula in a way that's parallel to Dick's shoulders. That's enough to go back to the original photo.
View attachment 2042351
After isolating just Dick and Dank, then matching Dick's shoulders with the original Dick (head position isn't as important in this case, but, yes, it's weirdly wide for a head), we're able to ground Dankula in @TriggerMeElmo 's photo, meaning that now we have a ground plane to work with.
View attachment 2042352
You might be asking: "Owls you retard, Dick's legs will be too short and stubby. This is clearly a shit way to determine Dick's position to the ground."
Truth is, Dick's legs are short and stubby; his 6' height is all torso. Evidenced by this photo
View attachment 2042353
There's also a video of him playing mini golf on Instagram that proves his Short leg energy
What's excellent about this photo is that his right leg is very straight, making height analysis really convenient. Let's outline that lovely leg.
View attachment 2042354
We go back, size the leg to match the original's thigh and angle, and we have dick's right leg in a 1 point perspective perspective plane.
Then taking a PNG of a ruler (rulers are 12 inches), you can stack six of them, scale it down, and smack that stack next to Dick and his leg. Rulers are great, because you cant fudge a ruler's measurements.
Obviously, Dick is leaning down slightly with his right shoulder skewed to accommodate for his short goblin friend, Ralph, and his other short friend, but that ruler pile should be 6 feet in that picture in perspective.
View attachment 2042356
Great thing about one point perspective is you can accurately scale objects easily and move them around so you can get heights of things from different depths.
View attachment 2042412
This would be enough for any dedicated enough Gunt fan to find his gross stick legs, transpose them into perspective in this photo, then determine his height accurately enough using the rulers. But since @TriggerMeElmo seems fixated on whether Ethan Gunt Ralph is on his tippy toes, we'd have to do a bit more work.
Unfortunately, I do not know who that person in the right is, so I can't find pictures of him and his legs (or a full body shot.) This would be great information to have, since he seems grounded really well.
However, for the sake of some closure, I can make a good guess using what I learned watching Ethan fight Riley yesterday. You might think I'd do the due diligence of find full body shots of Ethan outside of that grainy fight, but I'm physically repulsed by him.
Here's my approximation of Gunt's legs. This particular angle is great since it shows his gross stick legs, and they haven't thickened up with his gunt. His exact hip position is shown too, meaning I can figure out where to put them no matter what angle.
View attachment 2042423
Understanding the proportions of his leg now, we can draw them in perspective knowing where they're attached to on his gunt hips. Knowing that I can't physically lower the legs without them literally dislocating, I can confirm to @TriggerMeElmo that, yes. He was on his tippy toes taking that photo.
View attachment 2042435
Using the ruler, we can basically take its height, move right next to Ethan, and determine his height.
Despite the tippy toe increase, I can conclude that Ethan Ralph is still 5 foot 5 inches.
However, knowing that tippy toe increase is approximately half your foot length, then measuring that out (which by my approximation is 3 inches):
View attachment 2042484
So in conclusion: Ralph is 5' 2", probably wears pumps, and is a liar.
Edit: Fun fact: Dankula is 5' 4"
Get fucked @TriggerMeElmo
You are a true hero; this is a level of autism I greatly appreciate.First, rude. Second, fair.
I can prove that Ralph is around 5' 2", give or take an inch though.
Let's take that photo you shared. This one:
View attachment 2042340
Using the environment and the floor boards, I was able to find a consistent vanishing point and a 1 point perspective composition. This is not enough to determine the height of anyone, or even where the ground plane is. Therefore, I'll have to commit to one person, and use their leg and foot position to figure that out.
View attachment 2042341
I'll be using Dick Masterson. Dick, unlike Ralph ,or I assume the other two in that picture, has been outside with other people so I can make a good, accurate, comparison. Dick says on Reddit that he's 6', and this can be corroborated with this picture of Dick and Mike Cernovich, who's reported as 6'.
View attachment 2042342
That out of the way, still no feet or full leg shots. That's fine. There are many ways to go about this, but I decided to use another person who: 1. Has been pictured with Dick and 2. has many full body shots since he was in a lawsuit before.
Count Dankula
View attachment 2042349
Im using this photo because it's fairly level with a one point perspective angle, close to the perspective of the photo @TriggerMeElmo presented. Issue is Dankula's height isn't well known. That's fine as well.
Here's a photo of Dankula with Dick that I chose; 1. because it's one of those arms around the shoulders shots and 2. it's a level photo with little to no depth change.
View attachment 2042360
Using the outline of full body Dankula and forming that outline to match that of the photo to the right ( obviously without stretching it out vertically), we're able to ground Dankula in a way that's parallel to Dick's shoulders. That's enough to go back to the original photo.
View attachment 2042351
After isolating just Dick and Dank, then matching Dick's shoulders with the original Dick (head position isn't as important in this case, but, yes, it's weirdly wide for a head), we're able to ground Dankula in @TriggerMeElmo 's photo, meaning that now we have a ground plane to work with.
View attachment 2042352
You might be asking: "Owls you retard, Dick's legs will be too short and stubby. This is clearly a shit way to determine Dick's position to the ground."
Truth is, Dick's legs are short and stubby; his 6' height is all torso. Evidenced by this photo
View attachment 2042353
There's also a video of him playing mini golf on Instagram that proves his Short leg energy
What's excellent about this photo is that his right leg is very straight, making height analysis really convenient. Let's outline that lovely leg.
View attachment 2042354
We go back, size the leg to match the original's thigh and angle, and we have dick's right leg in a 1 point perspective perspective plane.
Then taking a PNG of a ruler (rulers are 12 inches), you can stack six of them, scale it down, and smack that stack next to Dick and his leg. Rulers are great, because you cant fudge a ruler's measurements.
Obviously, Dick is leaning down slightly with his right shoulder skewed to accommodate for his short goblin friend, Ralph, and his other short friend, but that ruler pile should be 6 feet in that picture in perspective.
View attachment 2042356
Great thing about one point perspective is you can accurately scale objects easily and move them around so you can get heights of things from different depths.
View attachment 2042412
This would be enough for any dedicated enough Gunt fan to find his gross stick legs, transpose them into perspective in this photo, then determine his height accurately enough using the rulers. But since @TriggerMeElmo seems fixated on whether Ethan Gunt Ralph is on his tippy toes, we'd have to do a bit more work.
Unfortunately, I do not know who that person in the right is, so I can't find pictures of him and his legs (or a full body shot.) This would be great information to have, since he seems grounded really well.
However, for the sake of some closure, I can make a good guess using what I learned watching Ethan fight Riley yesterday. You might think I'd do the due diligence of find full body shots of Ethan outside of that grainy fight, but I'm physically repulsed by him.
Here's my approximation of Gunt's legs. This particular angle is great since it shows his gross stick legs, and they haven't thickened up with his gunt. His exact hip position is shown too, meaning I can figure out where to put them no matter what angle.
View attachment 2042423
Understanding the proportions of his leg now, we can draw them in perspective knowing where they're attached to on his gunt hips. Knowing that I can't physically lower the legs without them literally dislocating, I can confirm to @TriggerMeElmo that, yes. He was on his tippy toes taking that photo.
View attachment 2042435
Using the ruler, we can basically take its height, move right next to Ethan, and determine his height.
Despite the tippy toe increase, I can conclude that Ethan Ralph is still 5 foot 5 inches.
However, knowing that tippy toe increase is approximately half your foot length, then measuring that out (which by my approximation is 3 inches):
View attachment 2042484
So in conclusion: Ralph is 5' 2", probably wears pumps, and is a liar.
Edit: Fun fact: Dankula is 5' 4"
Get fucked @TriggerMeElmo
The numbers don't lie.the promo that gave me my username.
i think the average is 5'7 so this fucking wigger pos thought people would believe hes one inch taller than the average even with his irl streams that seem to be from the pov of a damned smurfLmao and this wigga claims to be 5'8". He can't even lie well, he could maybe get away with telling people he's 5'5" but adding 7-8 inches? nah.
This in no way discounts my hunchback theory.Okay spergs even Josh says he is around 5'6. @PlasticOwls why don't you just take a shot from the Riley fight and compare Ralph to the door frame?
This in no way discounts my hunchback theory.
Now THIS is effort posting. God bless your aspergers, sir!First, rude. Second, fair.
I can prove that Ralph is around 5' 2", give or take an inch though.
Let's take that photo you shared. This one:
View attachment 2042340
Using the environment and the floor boards, I was able to find a consistent vanishing point and a 1 point perspective composition. This is not enough to determine the height of anyone, or even where the ground plane is. Therefore, I'll have to commit to one person, and use their leg and foot position to figure that out.
View attachment 2042341
I'll be using Dick Masterson. Dick, unlike Ralph ,or I assume the other two in that picture, has been outside with other people so I can make a good, accurate, comparison. Dick says on Reddit that he's 6', and this can be corroborated with this picture of Dick and Mike Cernovich, who's reported as 6'.
View attachment 2042342
That out of the way, still no feet or full leg shots. That's fine. There are many ways to go about this, but I decided to use another person who: 1. Has been pictured with Dick and 2. has many full body shots since he was in a lawsuit before.
Count Dankula
View attachment 2042349
Im using this photo because it's fairly level with a one point perspective angle, close to the perspective of the photo @TriggerMeElmo presented. Issue is Dankula's height isn't well known. That's fine as well.
Here's a photo of Dankula with Dick that I chose; 1. because it's one of those arms around the shoulders shots and 2. it's a level photo with little to no depth change.
View attachment 2042360
Using the outline of full body Dankula and forming that outline to match that of the photo to the right ( obviously without stretching it out vertically), we're able to ground Dankula in a way that's parallel to Dick's shoulders. That's enough to go back to the original photo.
View attachment 2042351
After isolating just Dick and Dank, then matching Dick's shoulders with the original Dick (head position isn't as important in this case, but, yes, it's weirdly wide for a head), we're able to ground Dankula in @TriggerMeElmo 's photo, meaning that now we have a ground plane to work with.
View attachment 2042352
You might be asking: "Owls you retard, Dick's legs will be too short and stubby. This is clearly a shit way to determine Dick's position to the ground."
Truth is, Dick's legs are short and stubby; his 6' height is all torso. Evidenced by this photo
View attachment 2042353
There's also a video of him playing mini golf on Instagram that proves his Short leg energy
What's excellent about this photo is that his right leg is very straight, making height analysis really convenient. Let's outline that lovely leg.
View attachment 2042354
We go back, size the leg to match the original's thigh and angle, and we have dick's right leg in a 1 point perspective perspective plane.
Then taking a PNG of a ruler (rulers are 12 inches), you can stack six of them, scale it down, and smack that stack next to Dick and his leg. Rulers are great, because you cant fudge a ruler's measurements.
Obviously, Dick is leaning down slightly with his right shoulder skewed to accommodate for his short goblin friend, Ralph, and his other short friend, but that ruler pile should be 6 feet in that picture in perspective.
View attachment 2042356
Great thing about one point perspective is you can accurately scale objects easily and move them around so you can get heights of things from different depths.
View attachment 2042412
This would be enough for any dedicated enough Gunt fan to find his gross stick legs, transpose them into perspective in this photo, then determine his height accurately enough using the rulers. But since @TriggerMeElmo seems fixated on whether Ethan Gunt Ralph is on his tippy toes, we'd have to do a bit more work.
Unfortunately, I do not know who that person in the right is, so I can't find pictures of him and his legs (or a full body shot.) This would be great information to have, since he seems grounded really well.
However, for the sake of some closure, I can make a good guess using what I learned watching Ethan fight Riley yesterday. You might think I'd do the due diligence of find full body shots of Ethan outside of that grainy fight, but I'm physically repulsed by him.
Here's my approximation of Gunt's legs. This particular angle is great since it shows his gross stick legs, and they haven't thickened up with his gunt. His exact hip position is shown too, meaning I can figure out where to put them no matter what angle.
View attachment 2042423
Understanding the proportions of his leg now, we can draw them in perspective knowing where they're attached to on his gunt hips. Knowing that I can't physically lower the legs without them literally dislocating, I can confirm to @TriggerMeElmo that, yes. He was on his tippy toes taking that photo.
View attachment 2042435
Using the ruler, we can basically take its height, move right next to Ethan, and determine his height.
Despite the tippy toe increase, I can conclude that Ethan Ralph is still 5 foot 5 inches.
However, knowing that tippy toe increase is approximately half your foot length, then measuring that out (which by my approximation is 3 inches):
View attachment 2042484
So in conclusion: Ralph is 5' 2", probably wears pumps, and is a liar.
Edit: Fun fact: Dankula is 5' 4"
Get fucked @TriggerMeElmo
Don't we already know Ralph's height because of his arrest records anyways?First, rude. Second, fair.
I can prove that Ralph is around 5' 2", give or take an inch though.
Let's take that photo you shared. This one:
View attachment 2042340
Using the environment and the floor boards, I was able to find a consistent vanishing point and a 1 point perspective composition. This is not enough to determine the height of anyone, or even where the ground plane is. Therefore, I'll have to commit to one person, and use their leg and foot position to figure that out.
View attachment 2042341
I'll be using Dick Masterson. Dick, unlike Ralph ,or I assume the other two in that picture, has been outside with other people so I can make a good, accurate, comparison. Dick says on Reddit that he's 6', and this can be corroborated with this picture of Dick and Mike Cernovich, who's reported as 6'.
View attachment 2042342
That out of the way, still no feet or full leg shots. That's fine. There are many ways to go about this, but I decided to use another person who: 1. Has been pictured with Dick and 2. has many full body shots since he was in a lawsuit before.
Count Dankula
View attachment 2042349
Im using this photo because it's fairly level with a one point perspective angle, close to the perspective of the photo @TriggerMeElmo presented. Issue is Dankula's height isn't well known. That's fine as well.
Here's a photo of Dankula with Dick that I chose; 1. because it's one of those arms around the shoulders shots and 2. it's a level photo with little to no depth change.
View attachment 2042360
Using the outline of full body Dankula and forming that outline to match that of the photo to the right ( obviously without stretching it out vertically), we're able to ground Dankula in a way that's parallel to Dick's shoulders. That's enough to go back to the original photo.
View attachment 2042351
After isolating just Dick and Dank, then matching Dick's shoulders with the original Dick (head position isn't as important in this case, but, yes, it's weirdly wide for a head), we're able to ground Dankula in @TriggerMeElmo 's photo, meaning that now we have a ground plane to work with.
View attachment 2042352
You might be asking: "Owls you retard, Dick's legs will be too short and stubby. This is clearly a shit way to determine Dick's position to the ground."
Truth is, Dick's legs are short and stubby; his 6' height is all torso. Evidenced by this photo
View attachment 2042353
There's also a video of him playing mini golf on Instagram that proves his Short leg energy
What's excellent about this photo is that his right leg is very straight, making height analysis really convenient. Let's outline that lovely leg.
View attachment 2042354
We go back, size the leg to match the original's thigh and angle, and we have dick's right leg in a 1 point perspective perspective plane.
Then taking a PNG of a ruler (rulers are 12 inches), you can stack six of them, scale it down, and smack that stack next to Dick and his leg. Rulers are great, because you cant fudge a ruler's measurements.
Obviously, Dick is leaning down slightly with his right shoulder skewed to accommodate for his short goblin friend, Ralph, and his other short friend, but that ruler pile should be 6 feet in that picture in perspective.
View attachment 2042356
Great thing about one point perspective is you can accurately scale objects easily and move them around so you can get heights of things from different depths.
View attachment 2042412
This would be enough for any dedicated enough Gunt fan to find his gross stick legs, transpose them into perspective in this photo, then determine his height accurately enough using the rulers. But since @TriggerMeElmo seems fixated on whether Ethan Gunt Ralph is on his tippy toes, we'd have to do a bit more work.
Unfortunately, I do not know who that person in the right is, so I can't find pictures of him and his legs (or a full body shot.) This would be great information to have, since he seems grounded really well.
However, for the sake of some closure, I can make a good guess using what I learned watching Ethan fight Riley yesterday. You might think I'd do the due diligence of find full body shots of Ethan outside of that grainy fight, but I'm physically repulsed by him.
Here's my approximation of Gunt's legs. This particular angle is great since it shows his gross stick legs, and they haven't thickened up with his gunt. His exact hip position is shown too, meaning I can figure out where to put them no matter what angle.
View attachment 2042423
Understanding the proportions of his leg now, we can draw them in perspective knowing where they're attached to on his gunt hips. Knowing that I can't physically lower the legs without them literally dislocating, I can confirm to @TriggerMeElmo that, yes. He was on his tippy toes taking that photo.
View attachment 2042435
Using the ruler, we can basically take its height, move right next to Ethan, and determine his height.
Despite the tippy toe increase, I can conclude that Ethan Ralph is still 5 foot 5 inches.
However, knowing that tippy toe increase is approximately half your foot length, then measuring that out (which by my approximation is 3 inches):
View attachment 2042484
So in conclusion: Ralph is 5' 2", probably wears pumps, and is a liar.
Edit: Fun fact: Dankula is 5' 4"
Get fucked @TriggerMeElmo
The arrest record wasn't enough for Ralph to come clean, and he kept trying to say otherwise, then demanded proof he was that short.Don't we already know Ralph's height because of his arrest records anyways?
Okay spergs even Josh says he is around 5'6. @PlasticOwls why don't you just take a shot from the Riley fight and compare Ralph to the door frame?
This in no way discounts my hunchback theory.
That's under the assumption the person has an actual neck of a long length, and Ralph's neck and posture doesnt suggest he's physically hunched to seem 4 inches shorter.For sure. Ever seen a profile pic of ANY morbidly obese person? Their necks and upper backs are at like a 75 degree angle to their lower back.
Great work, this post has a high purity in autism. However, to set the record straight, I'll do a little "peer review", I'll use a similar method but with different sources.First, rude. Second, fair.
I can prove that Ralph is around 5' 2", give or take an inch though.
Let's take that photo you shared. This one:
View attachment 2042340
Using the environment and the floor boards, I was able to find a consistent vanishing point and a 1 point perspective composition. This is not enough to determine the height of anyone, or even where the ground plane is. Therefore, I'll have to commit to one person, and use their leg and foot position to figure that out.
View attachment 2042341
I'll be using Dick Masterson. Dick, unlike Ralph ,or I assume the other two in that picture, has been outside with other people so I can make a good, accurate, comparison. Dick says on Reddit that he's 6', and this can be corroborated with this picture of Dick and Mike Cernovich, who's reported as 6'.
View attachment 2042342
That out of the way, still no feet or full leg shots. That's fine. There are many ways to go about this, but I decided to use another person who: 1. Has been pictured with Dick and 2. has many full body shots since he was in a lawsuit before.
Count Dankula
View attachment 2042349
Im using this photo because it's fairly level with a one point perspective angle, close to the perspective of the photo @TriggerMeElmo presented. Issue is Dankula's height isn't well known. That's fine as well.
Here's a photo of Dankula with Dick that I chose; 1. because it's one of those arms around the shoulders shots and 2. it's a level photo with little to no depth change.
View attachment 2042360
Using the outline of full body Dankula and forming that outline to match that of the photo to the right ( obviously without stretching it out vertically), we're able to ground Dankula in a way that's parallel to Dick's shoulders. That's enough to go back to the original photo.
View attachment 2042351
After isolating just Dick and Dank, then matching Dick's shoulders with the original Dick (head position isn't as important in this case, but, yes, it's weirdly wide for a head), we're able to ground Dankula in @TriggerMeElmo 's photo, meaning that now we have a ground plane to work with.
View attachment 2042352
You might be asking: "Owls you retard, Dick's legs will be too short and stubby. This is clearly a shit way to determine Dick's position to the ground."
Truth is, Dick's legs are short and stubby; his 6' height is all torso. Evidenced by this photo
View attachment 2042353
There's also a video of him playing mini golf on Instagram that proves his Short leg energy
What's excellent about this photo is that his right leg is very straight, making height analysis really convenient. Let's outline that lovely leg.
View attachment 2042354
We go back, size the leg to match the original's thigh and angle, and we have dick's right leg in a 1 point perspective perspective plane.
Then taking a PNG of a ruler (rulers are 12 inches), you can stack six of them, scale it down, and smack that stack next to Dick and his leg. Rulers are great, because you cant fudge a ruler's measurements.
Obviously, Dick is leaning down slightly with his right shoulder skewed to accommodate for his short goblin friend, Ralph, and his other short friend, but that ruler pile should be 6 feet in that picture in perspective.
View attachment 2042356
Great thing about one point perspective is you can accurately scale objects easily and move them around so you can get heights of things from different depths.
View attachment 2042412
This would be enough for any dedicated enough Gunt fan to find his gross stick legs, transpose them into perspective in this photo, then determine his height accurately enough using the rulers. But since @TriggerMeElmo seems fixated on whether Ethan Gunt Ralph is on his tippy toes, we'd have to do a bit more work.
Unfortunately, I do not know who that person in the right is, so I can't find pictures of him and his legs (or a full body shot.) This would be great information to have, since he seems grounded really well.
However, for the sake of some closure, I can make a good guess using what I learned watching Ethan fight Riley yesterday. You might think I'd do the due diligence of find full body shots of Ethan outside of that grainy fight, but I'm physically repulsed by him.
Here's my approximation of Gunt's legs. This particular angle is great since it shows his gross stick legs, and they haven't thickened up with his gunt. His exact hip position is shown too, meaning I can figure out where to put them no matter what angle.
View attachment 2042423
Understanding the proportions of his leg now, we can draw them in perspective knowing where they're attached to on his gunt hips. Knowing that I can't physically lower the legs without them literally dislocating, I can confirm to @TriggerMeElmo that, yes. He was on his tippy toes taking that photo.
View attachment 2042435
Using the ruler, we can basically take its height, move right next to Ethan, and determine his height.
Despite the tippy toe increase, I can conclude that Ethan Ralph is still 5 foot 5 inches.
However, knowing that tippy toe increase is approximately half your foot length, then measuring that out (which by my approximation is 3 inches):
View attachment 2042484
So in conclusion: Ralph is 5' 2", probably wears pumps, and is a liar.
Edit: Fun fact: Dankula is 5' 4"
Get fucked @TriggerMeElmo
Only in manlet cope land.i think the average is 5'7
As long as the word is spread about the true height of Gunt, and people work towards the truth, the world is better off.Great work, this post has a high purity in autism. However, to set the record straight, I'll do a little "peer review", I'll use a similar method but with different sources.
ah google tells me its 5'9 actually, which ralph has lied about being before lmfaoOnly in manlet cope land.
Ralph has the legs and feet of an 80 year old woman from a nursing home dementia unit.He's obviously 6'5"
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Tardski claims he is 5'11" and The Gunt towers over him as you can see
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So case closed..... As long as Tardski didn't lie about his height. Good thing he is known for not telling lies.