🐱 That Should Have Been Gay

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How often do you leave the theater (back when movie theaters were a thing we did) or watch the credits roll at the end of a film and think, “That was really great! Especially that one incredibly homoerotic scene between those two same-sex actors who absolutely would have sealed the deal if they were a man and a woman!” You know what I’m talking about. You’ll find these homoerotic scenes in so many films.

We’re talking about characters with chemistry so uncontainable that the sheer force of compulsory heteronormativity sends you into a rage. “That should have been gay!” you shout at the sky, hoping someday, somewhere, a Hollywood executive will finally hear you.

We know the feeling.

Here are some of the most homoerotic scenes captured on film in the last decade:​

1. That scene with the jacket in Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)​

Not only did we finally get some POC in the franchise, but this first installment of the last Star Wars trilogy set the foundations for a beautiful gay romance between Poe (Oscar Isaac) and Finn (John Boyega). In one scene in particular, after they’ve been separated and then reunited, Poe realizes that Finn is wearing his jacket.

“That’s my jacket,” Poe says.

“Oh,” Finn says.

“No, no, no, no. Keep it. It suits you. You’re a good man, Finn.”

The sexual tension between the two men in this scene — accented by Oscar Isaac’s lip bite — is undeniable. And, it turns out, the actors were also on board. “There was romance — at least I was playing romance. In the cockpit, there was a very deep romance happening,” said Oscar Isaac in 2015.

Sadly, the Disney overlords didn’t see it fit to pursue this relationship, so the duo’s homoerotic scenes were for naught.

2. That beach divorce scene in X-Men: First Class (2011)​

Essentially a story about two dudes finding one another, falling in love and finding themselves in the process, X-Men: First Class has all the makings of a true romance without the actual acknowledgement of the romance. But the scene at the end of the film — Erik Lehnsherr (Magneto, played by Michael Fassbender) holding the wounded body of his best friend and confidant Charles Xavier (Professor X, played by James McAvoy) in his arms, on the beach, as missiles fly all around them.

It is part-war movie, and it would undoubtedly be part-romance if either Fassbender or McAvoy were women.

3. Uh, everything about Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)​

We would’ve preferred this super homoerotic fan art as the film’s big promo
The movie is essentially called Steve Rogers: Bucky Barnes. Come on.

Every single aspect about this film reeks of homoeroticism, beginning with Steve Rogers’ face breaking through 90 years of HYDRA brainwashing and ending with Bucky Barnes pulling his old friend out of the ocean, knowing he could never truly kill him.

Please also note the sequel, which features even more homoerotic scenes, called Captain America: I Will Do Anything to Protect Bucky Barnes, Including Fighting All the Avengers, which is also referred to as Captain America: Civil War.

4. The hand-holding in Frozen 2 (2019)​

Elsa became a queer icon shortly after the release of Frozen, and viewers were thrilled to speculate on the existence of a lesbian relationship in the follow-up to the film. Of course, there’s no explicit, canonical confirmation that Elsa is either a lesbian or in a relationship with another woman, but the scenes of her and a newcomer to the franchise had us all raising our eyebrows.

If you do a Google search of Frozen 2, the first question that pops up is: “Who is Elsa’s girlfriend in Frozen 2?” (Her name is Honeymaren, by the way.)

5. That “long friendship” moment in Tenet(2020)​

Christopher Nolan’s highly anticipated Tenet is a complex labyrinth of time, espionage and science that may or may not be accurate. That’s all to say … we don’t exactly know what it’s about, but we do know the relationship between the Protagonist (John David Washington) and Neil (Robert Pattinson) is homoerotic enough to pull the characters through time.

The plot, essentially, is about a very long friendship, meeting at the beginning and the ending — which is revealed to us when there’s about 10 minutes left of the movie. It is by far the most interesting aspect of the film.

What are your top “should have been gay” moments and favorite homoerotic scenes of the last decade?​

 
What are your top “should have been gay” moments and favorite homoerotic scenes of the last decade?

You know that whole Joan of Arc being burned at the stake? Should've been gays.
 
The only one of these that makes any sense is Prof X and Magneto.

Couple of intellectuals hiding Mysterious powers from the world? Yeah they totally banged (and made Mystique watch).
 
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Out of curiosity, do you have gay male friends you do not fuck, or are they all straight?

I don't hear much about gay men who aren't AIDs factories.

You might not be surprised by this, but a man who uses the phrase "Fuck off you insufferable faggot" does not have a ton of gay friends. But of those I have, while I have an ex I'm still cordial with - it was unrelated RL stuff that killed it, not drama - I don't make a habit of looking for partners among my friend group. Its bad social dynamics. So, yes, basically every gay friend I have is purely platonic.
 
Stormpilot is a cute ship but I'm glad it sank because the really hardcore stormpilot shippers are awful and completely batshit and the salt they produce continues to be top notch.
 
Imagine being actors that became great friends on and off set and finding copious amount of borderline (and actual) fanfiction about you fucking each other's asses. That cannot be good for your psychological health
 
How often do you leave the theater (back when movie theaters were a thing we did) or watch the credits roll at the end of a film and think, “That was really great! Especially that one incredibly homoerotic scene between those two same-sex actors who absolutely would have sealed the deal if they were a man and a woman!”
Never because I'm not a fujoshi.
 
Guess the faggot never watched Top Gun. Okay, not "last decade" but pretty much at the top of the all-time homoerotic list. It WILL reclaim its spot at the top when Top Gun: Maverick releases this summer.

This is what White Boy Summer looks like in my head.

Also...It’s been years since I watched Top Gun and I swear I remembered that scene as gayer. Watching it now, it’s not really that gay.
 
Imagine being actors that became great friends on and off set and finding copious amount of borderline (and actual) fanfiction about you fucking each other's asses. That cannot be good for your psychological health
Brent Spiner has talked about it. What I remember is that he doesn't mind much, but he ain't into it and finds some of the art disturbing. Of course, when he said this, it was decades ago, fans have become crazier.

Actors can't speak their voice now. If Sebastian Stan says he's not comfortable with fan fiction about him and Chris Evans, people can and will accuse him of being homophobic, specially fangirls.
 
This is what White Boy Summer looks like in my head.

Also...It’s been years since I watched Top Gun and I swear I remembered that scene as gayer. Watching it now, it’s not really that gay.

It really wasn't that gay then. The macho, asspats and arm around the shoulders stuff is military comradery. If you've been there, ain't nothing gay about it-- it's a pretty elite fraternity. However, the buffed shirtless dudes flexing and looking all sweaty and oiled, even Tom Cruise?

Yup. Set gay hearts all a twitter, as did the locker room scenes. Having served on the USS America before women were allowed to, swinging dicks were everywhere. 5000 men crammed on a ship. Absolutely nobody gave a fuck and it was just another day in the Navy. Men, men, men song. Nothing to do with the gay.
 
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