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And sometimes dreams are a lovely distraction
Women like Jude are precisely the reason why Lesbians do not want to date bisexual women.
Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838
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Women like Jude are precisely the reason why Lesbians do not want to date bisexual women.
Furiosa
kiwifarms.net
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About time someone calls her out ffs. I just love when the virtue signalers on twitter cancel each other out.
However I'm still waiting for the expose on her blatant e-grifting, thinly veiled as "online content creation".
Also as for the headset, did she not just a few months grift her community for ridiculously overpriced wireless one, cutting her perfectly good wired ones? Wonder how her audience feels knowing the newer headset got thrown to the side for a freebie.
However I'm still waiting for the expose on her blatant e-grifting, thinly veiled as "online content creation".
Also as for the headset, did she not just a few months grift her community for ridiculously overpriced wireless one, cutting her perfectly good wired ones? Wonder how her audience feels knowing the newer headset got thrown to the side for a freebie.
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I don't think many people on twitter will be willing to read a KF thread but I hope those who do give it a try will at least make it to when Jude was first collecting money to move out and was strongly suggesting she and Arielle were actually in a romantic relationship and in dangerous living environment (implied it was because they're gay). I think it was an absolute low for her.
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Jude is one of my favorite cows. I've been lurking on this website for close to two or three years now but never made an account because fuck talking to people but I had to to share the rabbit hole I accidentally dived into yesterday. First of all, this is going to get extremely retarded extremely quickly. Second of all, there is a whole lot of shit to unpack, nothing too sketchy on Jude's part, don't expect any big controversy, but the cringe is truly there. Let's dive into this stupid ass investigation shall we.
More will come later once I've had more time to gather it all and archive more stuff. Anyways, this was a fun write up to make, nice to finally join this forum and upgrade from lurker to full on fan of our mermaid girl, as I'm now posting and theorizing online about her. Kisses, Jude. Please don't rape threat me because you don't like what I write. XoXo.
Always found it weird that our resident mermaid queen didn't have a traceable tumblr account, this isn't what led me to this finding though. In fact it was her laundry situation. Being very lazy, I googled "mermaidqueenjude" and "laundry", seeing what I could find there (don't judge, I was bored). Didn't find any milk EXCEPT for some reason this weird old tumblr account that reblogged something with someone with the user name mermaidqueenjude-deactivated202. First sign of her :
More of Jude talking to randos. The xbraveheart-blog is a nonbinary bindering furry, myscriptisahorcrux is a name you'll need to remember, if you can figure out why, you get a cookie :
Then we get proof that Jude is without a doubt connected to this account (if we needed more proof, it's not like there's anybody else parading around with that username
anyways) :
Some of teenage Jude's political takes. Not going to say much here because she was still a kid back then :
And THEN we get to bunch a funny post AND what kickstarted this whole retarded investigation. An ask from Jude to another person. Jude thirsting on someone and daydreaming about an uwu owo cute flower crown relationship (but then this is tumblr so what can you except but sweet, gooey lovey dovey fairy tales?) Let's see if you can spot it before I spell it out :
Two things caught my attention there. One, the tag #myscriptisahorcrux, a name we have seen connected to Jude's just a bit earlier and then, second, the profile picture you can see at the very bottom of the screenshot. Those lips... this chin... this color scheme... Could it be...?
Yes. Yes it is. Jude's old tumblr account. Now this find isn't anything very spicy on its own, other than confirming that Jude was, as expected, a tumblr dwelling teen (big surprise, I know) but it makes her pretending that she's just now creating one quite ridiculous. Now, there's probably a bunch of stuff to find there but what I found interesting is what brings us to the second part of this post.
More of Jude talking to randos. The xbraveheart-blog is a nonbinary bindering furry, myscriptisahorcrux is a name you'll need to remember, if you can figure out why, you get a cookie :
Then we get proof that Jude is without a doubt connected to this account (if we needed more proof, it's not like there's anybody else parading around with that username
anyways) :
Some of teenage Jude's political takes. Not going to say much here because she was still a kid back then :
And THEN we get to bunch a funny post AND what kickstarted this whole retarded investigation. An ask from Jude to another person. Jude thirsting on someone and daydreaming about an uwu owo cute flower crown relationship (but then this is tumblr so what can you except but sweet, gooey lovey dovey fairy tales?) Let's see if you can spot it before I spell it out :
Two things caught my attention there. One, the tag #myscriptisahorcrux, a name we have seen connected to Jude's just a bit earlier and then, second, the profile picture you can see at the very bottom of the screenshot. Those lips... this chin... this color scheme... Could it be...?
Yes. Yes it is. Jude's old tumblr account. Now this find isn't anything very spicy on its own, other than confirming that Jude was, as expected, a tumblr dwelling teen (big surprise, I know) but it makes her pretending that she's just now creating one quite ridiculous. Now, there's probably a bunch of stuff to find there but what I found interesting is what brings us to the second part of this post.
Jude goes full rage mode after some trolling anon harass a friend, how violent of our beautiful, sweet gorl, calling murder and rape to someone over internet arguments. Such a peaceful kween. beautiful.
More of Jude being a cuddle loving kween.
More of Jude threatening rape. Not very PC, hm, Jude?
More of Jude being a cuddle loving kween.
More of Jude threatening rape. Not very PC, hm, Jude?
Randomly stumbled upon THIS, apparently Jude wanted at some point to create a Tumblr con, I wonder if this was before or after the Dashcon disaster (it was in 2014, so right around that time, maybe she wanted to jump on the bandwagon?).
Of course, this is linked to an indiegogo.
If you notice, yes there is flexible funding, which means they pocketed the money. Wonder if anything ever came out of it.
This is where my mind blew up.
Because this.
This.
This is not any con.
This is Dashcon
Jude was involved with Dashcon. Please remember Jude has been heavily linked to Chicago, Dashcon happened in Illinois. Chicago is in Illinois. This account is proven to be Jude. Now, is the mention of "her and a few other people" just bragging and trying to take credit for Dashcon before it became a massive disaster or is it actually a sign that she was a very active part of it? The speculating is making me giddy, the milk truly is good, my kiwi friends.
Of course, this is linked to an indiegogo.
If you notice, yes there is flexible funding, which means they pocketed the money. Wonder if anything ever came out of it.
This is where my mind blew up.
Because this.
This.
This is not any con.
This is Dashcon
Jude was involved with Dashcon. Please remember Jude has been heavily linked to Chicago, Dashcon happened in Illinois. Chicago is in Illinois. This account is proven to be Jude. Now, is the mention of "her and a few other people" just bragging and trying to take credit for Dashcon before it became a massive disaster or is it actually a sign that she was a very active part of it? The speculating is making me giddy, the milk truly is good, my kiwi friends.
Quick explanation, when she replies to someone, tumblr is so shitty that it doesn't separate the reply and the text of the OP. Jude is usually the second paragraph, the first paragraph always being a cut out quote from the og post.
For anybody who doesn't understand this shit, this is what it means, left is equivalent in new SAT scores, middle is what she got, right is what % it puts her in.
Jude was, at best, very slightly above average. Mediocre school results for our mediocre girl.
Teen Jude larps as being married to someone on tumblr :
Meow
Jude mentions rping, keep that in mind because this will be the subject of a later post (not as deliciously juicy as this one but still hilarious).
Jude calling someone step-daddy and mommy. I think this is supposed to be funny but I find it mostly weird.
Mommy talk
More proof that it is our beloved mermaid queen :
"I've known since I was five years old that I didn't want children"
For the lolz
For anybody who doesn't understand this shit, this is what it means, left is equivalent in new SAT scores, middle is what she got, right is what % it puts her in.
Jude was, at best, very slightly above average. Mediocre school results for our mediocre girl.
Teen Jude larps as being married to someone on tumblr :
Meow
Jude mentions rping, keep that in mind because this will be the subject of a later post (not as deliciously juicy as this one but still hilarious).
Jude calling someone step-daddy and mommy. I think this is supposed to be funny but I find it mostly weird.
Mommy talk
More proof that it is our beloved mermaid queen :
"I've known since I was five years old that I didn't want children"
For the lolz
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Bravo!! On top of being called out by woke-Twitter, we get this too. Easter miracle,that's what this is.
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- Jan 30, 2020
God Damn.. that was an epic first post. Turn the lights off, Kiwis. Morgana has won the thread.
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- Jun 7, 2020
Miss Piggy getting cancelled by lesbians means she has to fully troon out now. The nonbinary stuff isn't cutting it anymore.
Case in point:
She's gonna start claiming she's "trans" soon to memoryhole being homophobic.
Case in point:
She's gonna start claiming she's "trans" soon to memoryhole being homophobic.
JuniperFalls
kiwifarms.net
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- Nov 9, 2018
If she calls herself a trans man then she can also pretend her obvious thirst for biological male cock (preferably attached to Henry Cavill) makes her a GAY man, so obviously she CAN'T be a homophobe but anyone who calls her out on her shit is.
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And something that barely got noticed, even here, is that Jude collected that money to supposedly move out with Arielle, then, as far as we know, kept it all for herself. She used that money for her gaming computer, and Arielle was hardly ever mentioned again.
JuniperFalls
kiwifarms.net
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It's three in the afternoon in Jude's time zone and she is just now "struggling to get up."
I know literal night-shift workers who don't sleep as late as Jude.
I know literal night-shift workers who don't sleep as late as Jude.
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- Jan 27, 2019
Agreed. I’m sure Ariel is still a Jude simp. Ariel is a big part of the OP, which could definitely be re-written to add in:
-Failure to capitalize on all the publicity she’s gotten (twitch, seventeen, National Eating Disorders Association)
-General grifting
-Homophobia
-Her mother dying and Jude taking over the apartment
-Lack of empathy for her father
I am sure I’m missing some.
JuniperFalls
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Nov 9, 2018
There's too many for any one person to remember, but here's a couple more:
Moving in with Mel and violating the hell out of her privacy (tweeting details of Mel's sex life).
Boasted about getting a literary agent and writing a book, got as far as writing a half-page proposal and then never mentioned it again.
The hypocrisy of a "safe space" where you're not even allowed to mention the freaking Beatles, but Jude's thirsty "choke me, Henry Cavill" posts are fine.
No consistency from one minute to the next whether she is a woman, or a "femme non-binary," or "your girlfriend" but don't call me a woman because that's misgendering me, or which pronoun to use in reference to her.
inquizadoor
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judy is big mad. we cant hold her accountable bc of SAFETY reasons guys theres a LINE
JuniperFalls
kiwifarms.net
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- Nov 9, 2018
She's so upset she won't even let people respond unless they belong to her hand-picked circle of followers. What a coward.
ETA: Though only people vetted by Jude can respond, ANYBODY is allowed to "like" that tweet.
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- Jan 30, 2020
doesn't she now live in her parents' old apartment though?
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- Dec 17, 2018
Yeah Jude, you fucking pussy, we're ~~harming you~~ by talking about how much of a shitey, terrible person you are.
If we're talking of harm, how about the harm Jude did to Mel by publicly discussing Mel's sex life? Or how Jude thoroughly fucked Mel over by moving out as soon as her Dad quit his section 8 place, (@GrouchiCorn, yes) to move back in? Or the harm Jude does by conning and grifting people with less than her, on far more limited means, into giving her guilt money because she is too fucking fat and lazy to get a job, because her shit-tier degree is so meaningless she is not qualified for *anything*?
And of course she thinks there's a line, only it only ever exists where it has consequences for her, that affect her image as uWu totes mermaid KAHWEEN and (god only knows where she has got this from, having never been physically intimate with anything, or anyone ever) some kinda bastion or spokesWOMAN for the KAHWEERS.
Jude should just quit twitter, find a job, and get fucked, literally, actually having sex would demystify the whole thing for her and she would be able to stop lusting over men.
If we're talking of harm, how about the harm Jude did to Mel by publicly discussing Mel's sex life? Or how Jude thoroughly fucked Mel over by moving out as soon as her Dad quit his section 8 place, (@GrouchiCorn, yes) to move back in? Or the harm Jude does by conning and grifting people with less than her, on far more limited means, into giving her guilt money because she is too fucking fat and lazy to get a job, because her shit-tier degree is so meaningless she is not qualified for *anything*?
And of course she thinks there's a line, only it only ever exists where it has consequences for her, that affect her image as uWu totes mermaid KAHWEEN and (god only knows where she has got this from, having never been physically intimate with anything, or anyone ever) some kinda bastion or spokesWOMAN for the KAHWEERS.
Jude should just quit twitter, find a job, and get fucked, literally, actually having sex would demystify the whole thing for her and she would be able to stop lusting over men.
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- Jan 27, 2019
I mean, this is why we don’t ween/interact with cows. The sheeple won’t give us the benefit of the doubt. They will call us nazis/trumpers/whatever. Fuck them though.
I somewhat understand being mad on the internet, Jude is fucking insufferable. Maybe, mayyyybe someone who isn’t worried about the Thought Police will follow that link and find there way here, but an even smaller percentage will understand what we’re doing and why it’s important.
Whoever is spamming the link, listen, the Twitter mob will always be against us. Just come here and talk about Jude.
No worries, she will self destruct all in her own.
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- Dec 17, 2018
Even better, come here, chat shite about her, run her into the ground, in the sweet sweet knowledge that she can't do anything and she and her brain dead followers are reading it. It's sweet AF. Cow tipping is so much hassle
JuniperFalls
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I think so, but she has not actually admitted it, only said that she has a new apartment (which she forced her father, elderly and still mourning the recent death of his wife, to paint for her). Even Jude has enough rudimentary self-awareness to realize that admitting she is evicting her father and taking over his Section 8 goes against the "successful Twitch career streamer who is very empathetic and not a narcissistic sociopath at all" image she tries so hard to portray (except for when she pleads poverty as an excuse for her latest bout of e-begging).
New tweet from Jude while I typed this:
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Lmao she's scared and seething.