Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If I ever (God help me) go into politics, I will aggressively litigate anyone who makes this shit with my face on it on the grounds of "Stop making a cargo cult about me you fucking assholes."

As much as I like the idea of more people doing that, you know as well as I do that certain politicians *cough* AOC *cough* wouldn't be where they are without their personality cults.

Is this meant to look like a fashwave meme?

Horseshoe theory is real, I see.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Progressivism in the 1970's: "We want to work the same jobs as men!"

Progressivism in the 2020's: "Can't some big strong responsible man take care of us?"

I cannot fucking wait for the 2050's when we've come full circle and the Progressive line is that women should be barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen.

Is this meant to look like a fashwave meme?

I unironically like fashwave just for the aesthetic. However, they need to add more badly pixelated blue monochrome.

 

[NoReturn]

Progressivism in the 1970's: "We want to work the same jobs as men!"

Progressivism in the 2020's: "Can't some big strong responsible man take care of us?"

I cannot fucking wait for the 2050's when we've come full circle and the Progressive line is that women should be barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen.


I unironically like fashwave just for the aesthetic. However, they need to add more badly pixelated blue monochrome.

It's not blue, but does this count?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

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It's not blue, but does this count?

Well if you put it like that it does sound rather attractive. Still, and call me a soyboy beta cuck if you must, but I'm kind of okay with us not completely sliding into pure neo-Viking-ism.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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It's not blue, but does this count?

Remove all the pagan larping and that actually seems pretty based.

 

[Flexo]

Remove all the pagan larping and that actually seems pretty based.

Yeha everyone loves the idea until you get done for the night with your hands and back aching in places and ways you never thought possible only to have to get up around midnight because one of the cows is birthing...

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Spoiler

She literally eats babies.


Magickal orgies here I come!


Red instead? Like a Republican? Who are all nazis? REEEEEEE!!!!


I always am so curious about the other side's story.


If things are meant to be wouldn't it happen without the reblog?


What did you think would happen?


I took the quiz, and I just have to say, if this person put 100% of their creative energy into this, they have very little creative energy. This is the answer I got if anyone was wondering:



You don't have a normal life either, angie. Out here putting cinnamon in jars like a madwoman.


That's the St Peter's cross retard.


I feel kind of bad for Kylie Jenner right now. Maybe she is rich and famous, but is it really worth it if you have these kinds of people obsessed with you?


No one really gives a shit. Stay or leave, this is like the third time you said something like this in the past two months.


There are a many reasons to be pro life and there are many to be pro choice. It's very complicated. Saying all pro lifers are terrible people doesn't really convince anyone.


At this point I feel like terfs are the best feminists. No one can tell me what words to have in my vocabulary.


I'll need a seperate spell for a female one then.


It always comes back to period blood, doesn't it?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

That's the St Peter's cross retard.

St Peter is catholic and she's ex-evangelical.

Clearly she just went into the old church. See you are the one assuming things.

I'll need a seperate spell for a female one then.

You just have to switch out the dude emoji with a chick, it simple science. Make it black if your landlord is colored too.

 

[NoReturn]

She literally eats babies.

Spoiler

How can someone be this uneducated in something they claim to believe?
I mean, I guess I know. I know it's all fake, I know they know it's fake, but isn't the point to engage with it as if it weren't? To learn and experience something new? It's just fandom culture writ large and I hate it.

You don't have a normal life either, angie. Out here putting cinnamon in jars like a madwoman.

No, see, Angie is a Queer™ woman. It's only bad if you're a "white cishet woman".

[Candle TikTok]

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I think there's a good reason she left you, bro.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I feel kind of bad for Kylie Jenner right now.

Having retards lust after you is part and parcel of being a celebrity. Case in point; stan Twitter.

> [pro-life] ideology is... rooted in racism

Indeed. Let me put a picture of one of those pro-life white supremacists here just so you can see how strong his whiteness is:

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Spoiler

How can someone be this uneducated in something they claim to believe?
I mean, I guess I know. I know it's all fake, I know they know it's fake, but isn't the point to engage with it as if it weren't? To learn and experience something new? It's just fandom culture writ large and I hate it.

No, see, Angie is a Queer™ woman. It's only bad if you're a "white cishet woman".

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Isn't angie white and straight? Did I miss the kweer saga? I thought she was just an "ally".

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Isn't angie white and straight? Did I miss the kweer saga? I thought she was just an "ally".

All these loons go gay eventually. Or in this case, """"""gay"""""".
"Queer" has become shorthand for "I'm straight but I once held hands with someone the same gender as me and want brownie points for it."

 

[Zarkov]

Why do the destruction candles look like fat black dicks ? Projecting much ?

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

MayorTomatillo has returned to the coven!
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And in your regularly-scheduled bullshit programming:
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OMG, is that Nudity is empowering part of the meme ripped from a Hieronymus Bosch painting? That is what it looks like to me.

Oh, wait until this Witchy-poos look further into Bosch paintings and see they cry "triggered" over them! (ROFL)

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Why do the destruction candles look like fat black dicks ? Projecting much ?

Here's your destruction candle

 

[NoReturn]

Isn't angie white and straight? Did I miss the kweer saga? I thought she was just an "ally".

You were right and I was wrong so you can sing the "I Was Right" song.
I thought I remembered seeing something about it on her blog, but it was actually something she had reblogged from someone else.
Speaking of Angie, she also reblogged something recently that I found myself agreeing with:

Open places are scary.

~*~ General Thread Content Dump ~*~

How condescending.

Spoiler: More in here

Because you're a kleptomaniac.

There's a reason for that, genius. I'll wait here until you figure it out.

Psst. Hey Fuzzy -

I like how they have a Hercules icon. It's a nice touch.

Did it work? Can anyone confirm?

"No one would identify as LGBT just to fit in."

"Piss on it"?! Eww.

Spoiler: I think this thread is getting to me

Spoiler: No really it's dumb in here

Last night I actually dreamed I was yelling at some wanna-be witches for being retarded.

 

[madethistocomment]

She literally eats babies.

Oh, wow, this is fucking horrifying to me. I personally believe that Lilith isn't real since she's essentially a Jewish folktale, but the fact that this asshole is telling a clearly worried mom to reach out to a demon known to murder children (especially infants) and endanger pregnancies, for protection for her children and make herself vulnerable to her is genuinely fucking evil.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

As someone who hangs out with some very stereotypical gays, I have never seen any of them bring out a pack of tarot cards.

 

[madethistocomment]

As someone who hangs out with some very stereotypical gays, I have never seen any of them bring out a pack of tarot cards.

I have. Even had my tarot read by one of them once. It's a fun parlor game and it can be used as a springboard to reflect on yourself and your current situation, but the people who take it way too seriously and think it's absolute gospel or actually predicting the future are dipshits.