Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[IHateMyJob]

I can see it now: Her "date" is going to consist of going to get fast food, eating in a parking lot on her own. Then flopping on a live stream and making up a story about a date.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Chantal describes her """date""", that totally exists and is not a figment of her imagination or a cruel joke, and his regular, non-deathfat body as a "whatever body". Then what body is Chantal's? A "WHAT THE FUCK, PUT THAT AWAY" body?

Foodie Beauty has what I like to call a Medusa body: the act of gazing upon it makes you wish you were dead and frozen.

 

[Coke Head]

Karatejoe is big mad

 

[Here 4 It]

Her sister is a fit powerlifter, who wins tournaments I believe, and married. So. Shes the total opposite of chantel so chantel is a cunt about her.

You are right , her sister and her boyfriend are gym rats and have a (seems to be) wonderful relationship. And of course Chins was abusive to her so Nat (her sister) is in no way going out of her way to be a real part of Chins life

 

[Captain Ahab]

He may be a jealous feeder, but he’s kinda right, though. Chantal’s the type of sheltered, desperate white woman you’d see on Kaotic getting raped and beheaded in some third world shithole where she went on a “spiritual journey” aka exotic cock.

 

[DanishDelight]

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He may be a jealous feeder, but he’s kinda right, though. Chantal’s the type of sheltered, desperate white woman you’d see on Kaotic getting raped and beheaded in some third world shithole where she went on a “spiritual journey” aka exotic cock.

It would take a harpoon to take her out. I think she'll be fine. Also, she's a lying liar and the only thing happening, will be visits to several drive thru's and some poor bush being demolished on the side of the road....

 

[Chomp Shh I Said Shh]

Lemme say this. If anything other than talking happens on Chantal’s date tonight, she is going into cardiac arrest.

She breathes heavy after wheeling over to the fridge. A make-out session would flat out kill her.

 

[Chantal Nicholson]

Chinzo bringing the essentials on her date.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Chinzo bringing the essentials on her date.

Please tell me that photo is real

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Wait, when and why did she throw up?

Probably increased Ozempic dose.

OMG, if she barfs on the parking lot date, I'm gonna laugh so hard I stroke out.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Please tell me that photo is real

The fact we question whether it's real or not, inviting the possibility that a purse could contain a pile of greasy fries, shows how crazy this landwhale is.

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

She is on her own version of the Love Quest: a destructive, ultimately futile path fueled by intense isolation and loneliness. All of it is playing out in videos for thousands of viewers to laugh at and mock. The internet is forever, Chantal. Your desperation will be archived for the rest of your life, and any man who comes across these archives will never give you a chance unless they have a subnormal IQ and a fetish for bald hambeasts with disturbing tics and horrid hygiene.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Chantal's sex kitten saga continues, and as of writing this post, Chantal is presumably, totally, absolutely on a date with a real white immigrant man without a license with a "whatever body". The man, coincidentally, also likes """bigger""" girls and wants to rub her belly (which one?). Our sponge bath princess expresses the desire to aggressively make-out with this man if the "vibe" is "correct". This livestream ends on a cliff hanger with Chantal texting this man telling him she's leaving the house. Prepare yourselves for the inevitable angry burger cramming session as Chantal plans on going live whenever their rendezvous finishes.

Here is a local archive of today's livestream, split into eight parts and in 360p:

 

[IHateMyJob]

What booger eating slight of hand did I witness on the very end of her getting ready for her "date" live stream???? time stamp is 2:11:00 christ she is just gross

 

[FearsReality]

It is time

 

[Feeble weeble]

Did my ears deceive me? Did she really just say
"I was going to wear jeans, they do flatter the figure you know"
This delusion, along with her belief that Dubai Donkey Dick, and a seemingly endless stream of willing European male models are serious contenders for no strings attached "sexy time" hook ups; takes absurdity to a new level.

She has some kinda nerve, donning her shapeless, grubby and pilled pink dishrag, smothering herself in 2 different perfumes and scraping her thinning hair back (exposing a huge bald spot) is the effort she's prepared to make for her "date", yet claims SHE'LL gag if her man has anything on his teeth. This from a woman who shits herself, farts and belches constantly, has chronic and hourly diarrhoea, picks her nose, lives in filth, is bone idle and leaves her ex-boyfriend a booger covered couch to remember her by.

She seems to have lowered her expectations with this victim however. He's not got "the look" she normally goes for, works with computers and doesn't drive. He apparently has a fat fetish and has said he wants to lick her fupa and kiss her belly, so.....he's a keeper.

She bemoans the fact that she can't discuss her current desperation to get laid with Peetz. Apparently, even her platonic life partner isn't interested in hearing ad nauseam about her online dating adventures, so her team of sycophants keep encouraging her covid-unfriendly sexploits. Indeed, even her long held dream to go travelling with him seems to have been put on hold. Chantal now plans to travel with Sam (you can't make this shit up) to Italy for a 2 month vacation, during which time she intends to vlog the city (which city tba) and mukbang Italian fayre.

Back on Planet Earth, her new twerking eyebrows tic is becoming more regular, along with a peculiar tongue clicking resembling a car signal indicator and her bellowing "ALRIGHT", "BUT" and "SO" is getting louder and louder.

Tonight's car park in the dark liaison should be interesting.

ETA: OMG. She's in love and wants his babies (her words, not mine!!). Lord help us.

 

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

Chinny fangirling over her new love interest! HE'S SO HOTTT GUISE! UGH!

SO FAR WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT SAID MYSTERY MAN:
- HE'S HOT
- HE HAS NICE TEETH
- WORKS MON-FRI
- AN IMMIGRANT
- HE'S REALLY HOT
- 37 YR OLD
- HAS A CREAMY SORT OF SMELL
- HAS GOOD BREATH
- HE'S SO SO HOT, LIKE OMG
- SUCH A GOOD KISSER

Meanwhile in Joe land..

 

[Cow Poly]

Cope and get cucked Karate Joe

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Cope and get cucked Karate Joe
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Joe, it's time. Come join all your friends at Kiwi Farms. We're here to listen.

 

[retro goddess]

Chantal kissing her new man.