The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Miss Misery]

Ground lamb makes a fine meat loaf

Lamb goes on sale after Easter/Passover. I stock up so I can make rogan josh for months.

 

[AnOminous]

AK style iron sights are a holdover from the days of 'we're expecting you to be able to hit a target at 1000 yards with iron sights while standing in a big line'. They aren't good. It's without a doubt the worst part of the rifle's design, since the sights are simple as fuck for ease of manufacture and training for people used to shitty bolt action military sights. They're functional, but that's no reason to like them.

Simo specifically preferred them because a) he could burrow down further in the snow while using them and b) they didn't reflect the sun. Of course, he was expecting to be dealing with people who were shooting back and specifically wanted to get him personally. There's a reason normal people use scopes.

 

[Dagobert]

Simo specifically preferred them because a) he could burrow down further in the snow while using them and b) they didn't reflect the sun. Of course, he was expecting to be dealing with people who were shooting back and specifically wanted to get him personally. There's a reason normal people use scopes.

When do we get the shitty straight-to-streaming sequel to the White Death, where Kevin hides from the cops coming to arrest the tranchlings by burying himself in alpaca shit while firing off a rifle. The Brown Death as it were.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I appreciate that the gun people keep digressing about effectively arming child soldiers (sometimes my nieces visit, so it's good info). It also reminds me that child soldiers would be a lot better at taking care of sheep, chickens and alpacas, plus if they already have the AK-47s it's not like they're at risk of being molested by the Trancheros.

So anyway, do we just write to the Heifer Foundation or UNICEF or what?

 

[Techpriest]

I appreciate that the gun people keep digressing about effectively arming child soldiers (sometimes my nieces visit, so it's good info). It also reminds me that child soldiers would be a lot better at taking care of sheep, chickens and alpacas, plus if they already have the AK-47s it's not like they're at risk of being molested by the Trancheros.

So anyway, do we just write to the Heifer Foundation or UNICEF or what?

We're here to watch, not to organize a rescue of the alpaca's from a bunch of mentally unstable people with guns. A Kiwi Kommando raid won't really accomplish anything.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

We're here to watch, not to organize a rescue of the alpaca's from a bunch of mentally unstable people with guns. A Kiwi Kommando raid won't really accomplish anything.

Tranny Christchurch would be hilarious to watch though......

"Remember to donate crypto currency lads"

 

[White Devil]

We're here to watch, not to organize a rescue of the alpaca's from a bunch of mentally unstable people with guns. A Kiwi Kommando raid won't really accomplish anything.

Couldn't afford me for that anyway. Unless they cashed out that 100k of grift money and we could do some Kelly's Heroes shenanigans.

 

[Techpriest]

Couldn't afford me for that anyway. Unless they cashed out that 100k of grift money and we could do some Kelly's Heroes shenanigans.

They've spent most of it already. Grifters seek instant gratification if they can get it.

Tranny Christchurch would be hilarious to watch though......

"Remember to donate crypto currency lads"

Fuck no it wouldn't. Watching people getting shot by a fucking psycho is never funny.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

They've spent most of it already. Grifters seek instant gratification if they can get it.


Fuck no it wouldn't. Watching people getting shot by a fucking psycho is never funny.

Agree to disagree but I still love you.

 

[Aunt Carol]

We're here to watch, not to organize a rescue of the alpaca's from a bunch of mentally unstable people with guns. A Kiwi Kommando raid won't really accomplish anything.

Heavens, I was suggesting nothing of the sort. I just thought that the ladies of the Tranch might be burdened enough by their collective privilege to want to do something about the overwhelming whiteness at their compound. Busing little Black children in from a reasonable distance is a solution that has historical precedent, and they could all pool their knowledge of marksmanship, animal husbandry and collective decision-making.

 

[Techpriest]

Heavens, I was suggesting nothing of the sort. I just thought that the ladies of the Tranch might be burdened enough by their collective privilege to want to do something about the overwhelming whiteness at their compound. Busing little Black children in from a reasonable distance is a solution that has historical precedent, and they could all pool their knowledge of marksmanship, animal husbandry and collective decision-making.

Look, if you want to do anything, mail them a glitter bomb of dick glitter, or a giant bag of dick gummies. We're not here to perform vigilante justice. We're here to observe, report, and laugh. If they do something illegal and you think they need to be reported to the authorities, by all means, report them. Otherwise, the best cows don't need to be prodded to produce milk, and these are certainly cows that are good at running themselves crazy at imagined threats. Don't risk getting people who have no involvement with this shit getting accidentally shot since some paranoid transexual with a few screws loose has an itchy trigger finger. I don't know why this has to be stated.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

you could land a plane on that ass

he really named his gun after an anime girl? fuckin hell

Naming your gun after an anime girl is a perfectly normal thing to do and they (and anyone else who does such a thing) should not be shamed for it.

Also don't tell anyone you named your gun after an anime girl.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

So I'm reading that county document, and I couldn't find this info in the OP or consistently with a search. So do we know the exact size of the Tranch? I've seen 32-40 thrown around in the search. I ask, because if this document is accurate, the well permit might not be for anything other than house use if the property is smaller than 35.

Not all wells can be used for the watering of landscaping and/or livestock. If your property is less than 35 acres, permits from the state engineer will restrict water usage to the inside of a home only. However, hauling water from an approved water source is an option.

I have to give props to the county, this is a pretty good document. Disappointing that they had enough city idjits move out completely ignorant to reality that they had to make it, but regardless. Additionally;

Much of Custer County receives less than 15 inches (38 cm) of precipitation per year. As a result, we have a problem with overgrazing, and fugitive dust. Without irrigation, grass does not grow very well. There is a limit to the amount of grazing the land can handle.

I look forward to the Tranch turning to a Verdun style hellscape when the rains do come and there's no growth to hold it together.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Look, if you want to do anything, mail them a glitter bomb of dick glitter, or a giant bag of dick gummies. We're not here to perform vigilante justice. We're here to observe, report, and laugh. If they do something illegal and you think they need to be reported to the authorities, by all means, report them. Otherwise, the best cows don't need to be prodded to produce milk, and these are certainly cows that are good at running themselves crazy at imagined threats. Don't risk getting people who have no involvement with this shit getting accidentally shot since some paranoid transexual with a few screws loose has an itchy trigger finger. I don't know why this has to be stated.

I think the thought here is more that it's interesting who is supporting them, yet not batting an eye at the obvious White privilege of these people. And, I mean, your average troon, their male entitlement hadn't joined the shredded remains of their dick, balls, and probably also prostate in the trash. (Everything is packed in there pretty tightly.) So it's not like that's gone, either.

So you'd think their lovely Wokeandian friends would be just reminding them that they might be poor oppressed troons, but they're still White and in need of doing proper repentance for that horrific sin.

But all things considered, we all know the troons would just see it as an opportunity to make other people do more (free) labor for them...

 

[Jump]

Anyway, here are some ladies lunching:

I guess since they have lots of cash they can skip out of the ranch work stuff and go eat and drink daily at Chappy's
Big upgrade from just driving in for coffee all the time.

 

[Miss Misery]

So I'm reading that county document, and I couldn't find this info in the OP or consistently with a search. So do we know the exact size of the Tranch? I've seen 32-40 thrown around in the search. I ask, because if this document is accurate, the well permit might not be for anything other than house use if the property is smaller than 35.

It's 36 and a smidge.

 

[Berserker Armor]

I'm pretty sure lamb won't make it another 2 weeks, tops.
I hope I'm wrong.

along with the photos i posted earlier. all of the lambs are underweight, not in THE SLIGHTEST the normal body condition of what lambs should be. even for new borns. they are actively pulling lambs. they have/had 5 but they only show photos of pom who looks the worst. they are also reintroducing them to the ewes and rams despite them being PULLED. a big nono along with the fact if the mother is already also underweight and sickly, theres no way she can care for a lamb. if they aren't pulling lambs almost INSTANTLY the lambs would be left for dead as i doubt unfortunately the ewe would care for them as they are just as bad. along with the "hay munching" they are allowing. that is a sure fire way to bloat. needing to pull lambs does not need to happen in that volume of 5 lambs, if you are there's either something you are doing wrong or your ewes are not well cared for and you shouldn't be having lambs anyway.

gibe ur hats (lol) but it genuinely sometimes angers me (then i remember they are cows so its not that bad) how fucking dense they are and don't even to look for or get advice on what they are doing. neither of these chuckle fucks, paul or phil know what they are doing and have ZERO animal husbandry knowledge or backyard. hell, have NEVER bothered to GET THAT KNOWLEDGE despite the alpacas being paul's shitty lil pipe dream or something. how are you gonna run a ranch and take care of animals if you are literally winging it like the rest of ur life lmao

 

[Aunt Carol]

Don't risk getting people who have no involvement with this shit getting accidentally shot since some paranoid transexual with a few screws loose has an itchy trigger finger. I don't know why this has to be stated.

I have seen the error of my ways and I promise not to ask Punished "Venom" Snake to airlift a squad of African child soldiers in order to take over a failing alpaca ranch in Colorado, an idea that I was proposing in complete earnestness and with the available resources at my command to accomplish.

(But seriously, my dude, I think we have very different ideas about UNICEF's program objectives.)

gibe ur hats (lol) but it genuinely sometimes angers me (then i remember they are cows so its not that bad) how fucking dense they are and don't even to look for or get advice on what they are doing. neither of these chuckle fucks, paul or phil know what they are doing and have ZERO animal husbandry knowledge or backyard. hell, have NEVER bothered to GET THAT KNOWLEDGE despite the alpacas being paul's shitty lil pipe dream or something. how are you gonna run a ranch and take care of animals if you are literally winging it like the rest of ur life lmao

There are lots of online fora for permiculture and homesteading; they wouldn't even have to crack a book, and could just post questions like "why do my ewes abandon 100% of their lambs uwu" and have it spoonfed to them, to a point. If reading is hard, there are tons of YouTube channels of people taking care of animals and fixing solar banks and doing various farm work, and I haven't looked but I'm sure there are informative ranching podcasts a gal could listen to while she's out on the lone prairie herding alpaca around.

Being dumb and over your head is one thing; like you said, it's the hubris.

 

[Jump]

So I'm reading that county document, and I couldn't find this info in the OP or consistently with a search. So do we know the exact size of the Tranch? I've seen 32-40 thrown around in the search. I ask, because if this document is accurate, the well permit might not be for anything other than house use if the property is smaller than 35.

The address is in the OP.
And the zillow is still up

2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252 | Zillow

Recently sold: $242,000. Solar and wind power! Designed to take full advantage of the sun for heating and the architecture buffers the heat to produce warm comfort. Custom cabinetry accents this comfortable, well-built home. 360-degree views of the majestic Sangre de Cristo Mountains. Located on...

www.zillow.com

Take note of what the land looked like just a few short months ago...


And what it looks like now

 

[Berserker Armor]

There are lots of online fora for permiculture and homesteading; they wouldn't even have to crack a book, and could just post questions like "why do my ewes abandon 100% of their lambs uwu" and have it spoonfed to them, to a point. If reading is hard, there are tons of YouTube channels of people taking care of animals and fixing solar banks and doing various farm work, and I haven't looked but I'm sure there are informative ranching podcasts a gal could listen to while she's out on the lone prairie herding alpaca around.

i also can tell you 100% if these fucks go to tractor supply that there is LITERALLY tons of books to help them on this shit, i am sure at this point alpacas included.
edit: i think the forum thing would be too direct and honest and straight up and seen as attacks. i dont think many actual ranchers would coddle them about a 100% abandon rate or just PULLING lambs after birth

Being dumb and over your head is one thing; like you said, it's the hubris.

their hubris could honestly power not just the tranch and kevvie's gaming machine but the entire state of Colorado.