DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TankMelee]

He said "this job that she's working - this new position," not musician.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Oh. Thought maybe he was trying to insinuate his alleged wife was a musician that couldn't get off work for a honeymoon and corona on top of that.

That is the context that I was going off of where he pretends he didnt benefit from COVID

He said "this job that she's working - this new position," not musician.

I had started watching the stream mid sentence. Thank you for the clarification. Still the same sentiment that Phil doesnt think too highly of Kat's success stories.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Phil taught me that it's possible to lose during the mock battle on casual mode. He went with the Black Eagles route and he had trouble in most of the battles, especially the final one. He has the same thought process as in the RE2 remake where he couldn't comprehend that the AI can possibly do something different if he does a different thing or does the same thing. What?! But last time, I killed him in 1 hit and this time I miss?! What the fuck!

He thinks the game should just let him win because he's DSP.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Still the same sentiment that Phil doesnt think too highly of Kat's success stories.

Well, he has said he deems people that work her job as "unqualified losers".

 

[Freshtodeath]

If he's not paying his taxes while also getting this income then his tax guy must be losing his mind.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

He thinks the game should just let him win because he's DSP.

There are games out there where you do get rewarded for losing the tutorial but you have to actively try at it.

 

[PutridElephant]

It is now my headcanon that Phil was at the store buying his childish birthday balloons and the cashier asked him "So how old is the birthday boy?"

Phil looks at her and says shut up bitch, its none of your business. Get banned and walks out.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Phil said the other day "my wife's home, I need to close the door so she doesnt hear me".

I'm 100% positive that after a long day at work, she comes home tired and hates hearing Phil streaming.

Nothing less attractive than hearing a man-child in pajamas screaming "WHAT DO I DO" and his "ACK ACK ACKS".

 

[Jasper2K]

So it seems RahbOnWheels has replaced young Derich. "Oh hey RAHB nice to see you hear man" Even better rahb tips.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

my headcanon is that phil thinks himself above the peasants and treats his whales as "nobles"

Literally said "hmmm what have you brought me. 30$ thank you" on stream today

 

[BepsiLight]

He just freaked the fuck out because a car pulled up in front of his house. Got up from his seat, probably with his self defense hatchet in hand, all because a car pulled over in front of his house.
This man would have gone insane if he didn't live in a gated community

 

[Banned in 49 States]

So it seems RahbOnWheels has replaced young Derich. "Oh hey RAHB nice to see you hear man" Even better rahb tips.

Hedging his bet on Rahb will pay off once Derich is arrested for wipping his dick out at a porn star at some adult video con.

Of course, Rahb is not gonna live long because of his retardation so hopefully ol' Derich will be out on parole before that.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Why the fuck is he taking a break at the end of the pre stream?
Hes just been sitting in a fucking chair bragging about himself for almost an hour and complaining that no one gave out subs to him and treating it like a movie where he says to get popcorn.

 

[hundredthousand]

He just freaked the fuck out because a car pulled up in front of his house. Got up from his seat, probably with his self defense hatchet in hand, all because a car pulled over in front of his house.
This man would have gone insane if he didn't live in a gated community

It's so pathetic how he is panicked just from the prospect of somebody visiting him. What a fucking recluse. I wonder when is the last time he has had a conversation with somebody other than his wife or his parents.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Why the fuck is he taking a break at the end of the pre stream?
Hes just been sitting in a fucking chair bragging about himself for almost an hour and complaining that no one gave out subs to him and treating it like a movie where he says to get popcorn and other shit.

Phil always takes a half hour break after his pre-stream of rambling and rocking, usually to waddle to the bathroom and get some gatcha pulls in while everyone else gets to enjoy his shitty music remixes for the 1000th time.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Phil always takes a half hour break after his pre-stream of rambling and rocking, usually to waddle to the bathroom and get some gatcha pulls in while everyone else gets to enjoy his shitty music remixes for the 1000th time.

Did not remember that from back in the day as much. Thank you for clarifying.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He likes to delay the start of gameplay as much as possible.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

my headcanon is that phil thinks himself above the peasants and treats his whales as "nobles"

Literally said "hmmm what have you brought me. 30$ thank you" on stream today

Well, considering that Phil is the emperor with no clothes new vests clue as to how to make himself relevant in the larger streamer sphere....

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Well, considering that Phil is the emperor with no clothes new vests clue as to how to make himself relevant in the larger streamer sphere....

There's nothing Phil can do to make himself relevant in any aspect of his life, let alone streaming. His "career" was already well and dead before he jacked off on stream, this is his pathetic fate in life, to squeeze what money he can out of a few people like a thirsty slut.

You can see it on his face every single day that he knows that, despite whatever bullshit he makes up. The mobile game, the whales, the fake relationship with Kat, that's all he really has (if you can even consider that a net positive).

No goals or aspirations, no family to spend time with unless it's to squeeze money out of them too, and no other legacy than being known as the terrible gamer who jacked it on stream.

 

[BepsiLight]

Phil's feeling nostalgic today. he's wearing his project 7 shirt. It still smells like Rambo.