Lou is so transparent. He has never talked about anything more than sugar free pasta sauce... For his carb loaded pasta. Buuuuut his *awful* family is involved so suddenly he cares about nutrition information, and they're clearly trying to torture/kill him. He is almost 40 yet he has the maturity of an angsty teenager.
What's even more hilarious is they definitely bought the candy for the kid. Even if Lou got his own basket, that candy was bought for the kid. He is choosing to be mad, which is just pathetic, or he actually thinks easter is for him instead of for the kid, which is also pathetic.
Grow the fuck up Lou.
Also, did it occur to Lou (assuming for the moment that his spam story is true) that it might not have been a kiwifarmer? Just sayin, a lot of people not affiliated with us think more highly of some dog shit stuck to their shoe than of Lou.