The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[MoeChotto]

"Do you agree that the knee was on the shoulder blade."

>yes

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i wonder how reddit is gonna cope

Probably the same way the prosecution is
"Was the knee on the neck right up until the bodycam footage shows that it wasn't?"

What, did Chauvin just teleport his knee?

 

[Activelo]

Yes


And here's another Nelson edit because why not?

 

[draggs]

This image is a good reason why anyone in the police field that's been on the force in the 80's or 90's should not be brought in to testify about anything. This black faggot and the old fart from last week kept saying "back in my day we never had this kind of training/procedures", well did any of them ever stop to think about how niggers and crime/criminals in general has changed over the years?

Back in the 80s up to Rodney King cops werent trained to put a knee on someone's back because they were trained to beat the shit out of wildin niggers high as fuck on crack and PCP with their nightsticks.

 

[360NoTrope]

What, did Chauvin just teleport his knee?

Came down on poor George like the Monty Python foot.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Prosecution vs. defense:

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Probably the same way the prosecution is
"Was the knee on the neck right up until the bodycam footage shows that it wasn't?"

What, did Chauvin just teleport his knee?

 

[Linako 2.0]

Here I was hoping the cop would melt down, go full ghetto speak and curde the lawyer as a yakubian trickonologist.
Where's my ace attorney esque melt downs?

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Here I was hoping the cop would melt down, go full ghetto speak and curde the lawyer as a yakubian trickonologist.
Where's my ace attorney esque melt downs?

The real meltdowns are the ones we have along the way.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

It is unreal how clearly biased this cop was towards people who want to destroy his career.

 

[cheeking0]

Here I was hoping the cop would melt down, go full ghetto speak and curde the lawyer as a yakubian trickonologist.
Where's my ace attorney esque melt downs?

Be real cool if those headphones they put on for sidebars are actually just blasting Cornered from PW.

 

[AmazingEagle]

You’re missing the obvious. With police gone, Democrats get to move on to whatever dumb leftist project to replace police with and it will most likely be used to harass the middle class for not being woke enough

Hell, there was talk about the city council abolishing the Minneapolis Police Department and replacing it with a "public safety service".

 

[KiwiFuzz]

HLN has been fellating the prosecution all day and for the first time during the sidebar they just took the prosecution's nuts out of their mouth and said, "That shoulder moment was a major point for the defense."

And now there's some chick on the stand who was the commander of the training division.

 

[The Demon]

That's a wrap folks, case is over at this point.

Now there's only 5 months left of court

 

[MoeChotto]

Today's just a uniform day huh

$100 says this becomes another 4 hour long droning policy seminar.

 

[Rekkington]

For me? It's "Yes."

 

[Revo]

Now it's time to see people from reddit and or twitter bitching about this.

 

[trent]

All the major news outlets have the Chief saying that Chauvin broke regulations as the top headlines.

The shoulder blade thing is going to get drowned out.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck you all. It's racist to claim shoulders exist. He identified as a tiny Japanese girl with no shoulders.

 

[X Prime]

So what next, will the prosecution just claim that Chauvin is literally Sagat from Street Fighter?

FLOYDA KNEE!
FLOYDA DESTRUCTION!
FLOYDA GENOCIDE!

 

[Rekkington]

Today's just a uniform day huh

$100 says this becomes another 4 hour long droning policy seminar.

Now how about you explain to the folks at home, what is a knee and where should it be in relationship to the body?