Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

I doubt that Zoe and Wu are going to team up on anything, Zoe was publicly making fun of Wu a while back:


And even early on in GG I noticed that neither Zoe nor Anita seemed to interact with Wu at all.
When GamerGate was at its glorious autistic peak, and the tech companies were bending over backwards to accommodate anyone with danger hair and problem glasses, SJW royalty were invited to Google HQ.

Wu, who was absent from the group photograph, tweeted words to the effect of 'I would have come too but I was busy.' It was clear that she hadn't been invited. Ordinarily, if the likes of Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn and Randi Harper don't want you in their clique that's a good sign. In this case it was more indicative that a gang of mean girls were weeding a demented outlier from their social circle, before she said or did something that ruined their grift.
 
When GamerGate was at its glorious autistic peak, and the tech companies were bending over backwards to accommodate anyone with danger hair and problem glasses, SJW royalty were invited to Google HQ.

Wu, who was absent from the group photograph, tweeted words to the effect of 'I would have come too but I was busy.' It was clear that she hadn't been invited. Ordinarily, if the likes of Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn and Randi Harper don't want you in their clique that's a good sign. In this case it was more indicative that a gang of mean girls were weeding a demented outlier from their social circle, before she said or did something that ruined their grift.
LOL. John is full of shit. If Google had called him up, he would have made time in his busy schedule of tripping on Ambien and playing Peggle on his iPhone, and would have crawled through broken glass to get there.
 
I'm curious, how does this chick rank up there compared to chicks like "Lori Lewd" or Momokun?
She's worse than both, and has left a trail of wreckage in her wake that is worthy of a cow twice her caliber.

For one, unlike most cows of her ilk we cover, Quinn had (and to a degree, still has) a level of personal power that allowed her to scrub basically every social media platform and even ones that were longstanding hubs of free discussion, purely on her say-so. Communities that had never fucking heard of her and had zero dog in that fight were effectively being forced to side with her or else (this happened at, for example, Channel Awesome).

At the height of her power, she was speaking before congress, and before the UN (arguing always that the internet needed to be censored because they said the bad words to her on the internet), was in direct contact with the big-wigs at multiple social media companies, and had the kind of reach that would be fucking terrifying if she wasn't a miserable train-wreck of a human being surrounded by people who are equally incompetent. Her buddies were running 24/7 GAY OPS against her critics, launched multiple DOS attacks, and effectively did everything they could to ensure their narrative gained primacy. They made constant efforts to demonetize and deplatform countless people for the high crime of asking for proof or simply refusing to believe her bullshit at face value, allthewhile harboring someone who sexually harassed around 20 women while working for an alleged anti-harassment taskforce and a self-admitted pedophile, which in both cases, Quinn and her associates tried to bury all evidence of the wrongdoing of.

While she's nowhere near as powerful now as she once was, she's got a strong foothold amongst her ideology's true believers and to this day, anyone commenting on her on Youtube or Social Media stands a better than break-even chance of getting barraged by reports or attempts to shut down the wrongdoer. More recently she cancelled one of the Devs of Night in the Woods (the one who was responsible for basically all good writing in the game, I will add) leading directly to his suicide. The whole of her existence is coasting on her e-fame and simps, and her inability to deliver on anything she's promised is the stuff of legends at this point.

She also has like five previous identities, which is the calling card of a con-artist.

What hallmarks Quinn is not insanity, like some cows, but malice. Quinn never operates without a plan in mind and seemingly gets off on fucking destroying people. She was very active on SA's most toxic subcommunity back in the day and uses basically everything she learned from that to leverage what control she can. She knows she can manipulate people indirectly to get what she wants elsewhere, and she's more than willing to use and then discard patsies, no matter how much they sacrifice on her behalf. It remains a never-ending source of relief that as a whole, she's lazy, arrogant, completely unable to defend her own positions, and a textbook example of the Streisand Effect in action, because what she could have gotten were she smarter about how she leveraged things, she could have done a lot more damage.

As time goes on and new and sexier professional victims emerge, Quinn will eventually fade from relevance entirely, since her portfolio now consists of a barrage of unfinished projects where at most she was taken on as a "creative consultant." Her actual body of "shit worth caring about" is small and she's always been defined more by who she's connected to/fucking/propped up by. Victimhood has an expiration date, so many Kiwis suspect she'll lash out as she fades into irrelevance, likely with similar consequences to the Alec Holowka incident.
 
She's worse than both, and has left a trail of wreckage in her wake that is worthy of a cow twice her caliber.

For one, unlike most cows of her ilk we cover, Quinn had (and to a degree, still has) a level of personal power that allowed her to scrub basically every social media platform and even ones that were longstanding hubs of free discussion, purely on her say-so. Communities that had never fucking heard of her and had zero dog in that fight were effectively being forced to side with her or else (this happened at, for example, Channel Awesome).

At the height of her power, she was speaking before congress, and before the UN (arguing always that the internet needed to be censored because they said the bad words to her on the internet), was in direct contact with the big-wigs at multiple social media companies, and had the kind of reach that would be fucking terrifying if she wasn't a miserable train-wreck of a human being surrounded by people who are equally incompetent. Her buddies were running 24/7 GAY OPS against her critics, launched multiple DOS attacks, and effectively did everything they could to ensure their narrative gained primacy. They made constant efforts to demonetize and deplatform countless people for the high crime of asking for proof or simply refusing to believe her bullshit at face value, allthewhile harboring someone who sexually harassed around 20 women while working for an alleged anti-harassment taskforce and a self-admitted pedophile, which in both cases, Quinn and her associates tried to bury all evidence of the wrongdoing of.

While she's nowhere near as powerful now as she once was, she's got a strong foothold amongst her ideology's true believers and to this day, anyone commenting on her on Youtube or Social Media stands a better than break-even chance of getting barraged by reports or attempts to shut down the wrongdoer. More recently she cancelled one of the Devs of Night in the Woods (the one who was responsible for basically all good writing in the game, I will add) leading directly to his suicide. The whole of her existence is coasting on her e-fame and simps, and her inability to deliver on anything she's promised is the stuff of legends at this point.

She also has like five previous identities, which is the calling card of a con-artist.

What hallmarks Quinn is not insanity, like some cows, but malice. Quinn never operates without a plan in mind and seemingly gets off on fucking destroying people. She was very active on SA's most toxic subcommunity back in the day and uses basically everything she learned from that to leverage what control she can. She knows she can manipulate people indirectly to get what she wants elsewhere, and she's more than willing to use and then discard patsies, no matter how much they sacrifice on her behalf. It remains a never-ending source of relief that as a whole, she's lazy, arrogant, completely unable to defend her own positions, and a textbook example of the Streisand Effect in action, because what she could have gotten were she smarter about how she leveraged things, she could have done a lot more damage.

As time goes on and new and sexier professional victims emerge, Quinn will eventually fade from relevance entirely, since her portfolio now consists of a barrage of unfinished projects where at most she was taken on as a "creative consultant." Her actual body of "shit worth caring about" is small and she's always been defined more by who she's connected to/fucking/propped up by. Victimhood has an expiration date, so many Kiwis suspect she'll lash out as she fades into irrelevance, likely with similar consequences to the Alec Holowka incident.
Her simps/true believers scare me the most; when some uncredited retard at Adult Swim threw her name in with "famous women in tech" on an ad bump, it really surprised me. You know she didn't beg for it; her bullshit was just that insanely thick. She will have loyal people smoothing over her bumpy history for decades, for free. CON was already a provably defunct, pointless org at that point too.
 
Her simps/true believers scare me the most; when some uncredited retard at Adult Swim threw her name in with "famous women in tech" on an ad bump, it really surprised me. You know she didn't beg for it; her bullshit was just that insanely thick. She will have loyal people smoothing over her bumpy history for decades, for free. CON was already a provably defunct, pointless org at that point too.
For me what really speaks volumes of Zoe Quinn's clit suckery is how her Wikipedia keeps this tidbit in her bio:

Quinn is interested in human enhancement and has implanted an NTAG216 NFC chip in the back of their hand that can be programmed to perform various functions. Their first use of the chip was to load it with the download code for the game Deus Ex.[28] Quinn also has a magnetic implant in their left ring finger.[28][29]
Wikipedia editors have become generally pretty good when it comes to keeping Bios of people to the point. If you remember 2000s Wikipedia it was a well deserved point of criticism that the site had inherently pointless trivia sections, it was referenced by XKCD.

They only keep this in when an NFC chip is hardly some impressive human implant, especially when it only links you to download a 20 year old video game. And a magnetic implant is nothing more than an insanely dumb parlor trick. But anything to make Zoe look like she's some techno wizard despite being too incompetent to even make a shitty FMV adventure game.
 
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For me what really speaks volumes of Zoe Quinn's clit suckery is how her Wikipedia keeps this tidbit in her bio:


Wikipedia editors have become generally pretty good when it comes to keeping Bios of people to the point. If you remember 2000s Wikipedia it was a well deserved point of criticism that the site had inherently pointless trivia sections, it was referenced by XKCD.

They only keep this in when an NFC chip is hardly some impressive human implant, especially when it only links you to download a 20 year old video game. And a magnetic implant is nothing more than an insanely dumb parlor trick. But anything to make Zoe look like she's some techno wizard despite being too incompetent to even make a shitty FMV adventure game.
You can thank the fact that her inner circle had Ryulong in it for that. Quinn has other simps doing the same thing, but Ryulong was willing to get himself banned from the community he was a petty little tyrant in over it.

He provably extensively edited and patrolled articles on her behalf.
 
Please mommy, scam me hard

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Zoe/Chelsea is definitely bipolar and a mix of crazy/cunning. It's amazing how many opportunities she's gotten through networking with people, and then just ruins them with a lack of genuine interest/expertise. There used to be much crazier social media ranting but ever since she #MeToo'd Alec Holowka into killing himself back around Labor Day Weekend 2019 she's kept her crazy on a much tighter leash.
She has a pattern of making baseless acusations. It's specifically targets men in an industry, gets into a relationship with them and then calims #METOO. I suspect part of that is because it's lucrative to be a consisten victim. However, Holowka roping himself really blew up in her face.
 
She has a pattern of making baseless acusations. It's specifically targets men in an industry, gets into a relationship with them and then calims #METOO. I suspect part of that is because it's lucrative to be a consisten victim. However, Holowka roping himself really blew up in her face.
A shame his family immediately took her side. If they'd gone after her for baseless accusations that wound up getting him killed, she'd have been fucked. Unfortunately his sister is a cunt.
 
A shame his family immediately took her side. If they'd gone after her for baseless accusations that wound up getting him killed, she'd have been fucked. Unfortunately his sister is a cunt.
Just revisiting that, it makes his sister worse IMO. Like that was your fucking brother, and you couldn't even bring him Justice.
"And in case it's not fucking obvious, Alec *specifically said* he wished the best for Zoë and everyone else, so don’t use our grief as an excuse to harass people," she wrote. "Go outside, take care of someone, and work towards preventing these kinds of things in the first place."

Imagine writing like that after your own flesh and blood died. I hope she gets pussy cancer.
 
Just revisiting that, it makes his sister worse IMO. Like that was your fucking brother, and you couldn't even bring him Justice.
"And in case it's not fucking obvious, Alec *specifically said* he wished the best for Zoë and everyone else, so don’t use our grief as an excuse to harass people," she wrote. "Go outside, take care of someone, and work towards preventing these kinds of things in the first place."

Imagine writing like that after your own flesh and blood died. I hope she gets pussy cancer.
She's twisted her self into an absolute pretzel in denial over this. She refuses to accept that Quinn weaponized fake MeToo shit to kill her brother, and at this point I don't know if she'll ever accept it because the shock of realizing she defended her brother's killer would be too much for her mind to handle.
 
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