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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It's very much like Blues Clues or Dora.

Nick Jr show: Can you find the square? I can't find it! Oh, behind me? You are so smart!

Phil: How do I beat the boss? The game doesn't tell you! Oh, you shoot the glowing red flashing area? You guys are so smart.

The retards like it because it makes them feel smart.
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And dang it grampa (or dangonrampa whatever) is kind of like scooby doo then?
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
And he still has the gall to compare everything to Dark Souls and to think he's some sort of God Gamer just because he beat Dark Souls several times while still needing to be handheld every single time. Whenever he has a hard time with a game he compares it to Dark Souls like a game journo and thinks it's too hard because as a God Gamer he beat Dark Souls so he should have no problems beating any other game.

Speaking of ridiculous handholding, since he's playing Daveinity Original Gin, how long do you guys reckon until he just goes full mask off and gets a wheelchair to beat the hard parts of a game for him through remote play? I don't mean DOS2, I mean any game in general.
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Man... I'm watching TIHYDP Sekiro. This man keeps comparing it to DS when its been stated all over the internet don't compare the game to DS.

He even complained about the game not explaining about sweep attacks and other moves from enemies. LMFAO. (Which it does - with the combat trainer in the beginning).

I played SF like maybe three times in my life, but I swear there had to be some characters that had sweep attacks.
 
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Kiss that ass harder, timbo
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🥳:stress: 🚨Attention Paypigs!🚨:stress:🥳

DarkSydePhil needs your help now more than EVER! 💰 Its Little Philly's Epic Birthday! He's the Gamer Birthday Boy, and he needs you 🤌 to hand over that sweet, sweet green mhunny 💵! A dhallar is only a dhallar to YOU, but to someone like Phil, that adds up! He has a house he has to live in, food he has to eat...SOMEONE's gotta pay for all that, and since Phil's phaarents only provide him with $3,000 dhallers PER birthday, he needs you to help cover the rest of his living expenses for the mhonth. Bhirthdays only come once a yhear! Okay?! So all he needs is your name, credit card number, expiration date, and three digits on the bhaack. Only YOU can provide the bits Birthday Boy Phil 🎂 needs to live a comfortable, happy lhife working extra hard and playing video 🎮 games 🎮 all day long, simply to provide his audience with khaantent.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It's very much like Blues Clues or Dora.

Nick Jr show: Can you find the square? I can't find it! Oh, behind me? You are so smart!

Phil: How do I beat the boss? The game doesn't tell you! Oh, you shoot the glowing red flashing area? You guys are so smart.

The retards like it because it makes them feel smart.
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Looks like someone earned themselves a LiMB (thanks @no_kahntext_dsp):

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PenskeMaterial said:
I would die laughing if one day DSP is forced to sell the Wakhando and turns to whatever real estate company Panda ends up working for.
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Imagine phil trying to sell the wakhando. He would have to lowball the fuck out of it. I can already hear the agent's spiel.

>Yes, this one is a bit of a fixer-upper, the previous owner was a agoraphobic and didn't bathe very often.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It's very much like Blues Clues or Dora.

Nick Jr show: Can you find the square? I can't find it! Oh, behind me? You are so smart!

Phil: How do I beat the boss? The game doesn't tell you! Oh, you shoot the glowing red flashing area? You guys are so smart.

The retards like it because it makes them feel smart.
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Yeah, that's what "interactive streamer" really means.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Looks like someone earned themselves a LiMB (thanks @no_kahntext_dsp):

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Imagine taking the time to tell a middle aged man how to play a game.
I guarantee alot of these Tards havent even played the game and just look up tips online.

Phil 9/10 times ignores tips or forgets the help and asks the exact same question.

Phil is a goldfish that has his bowl filled with gin.
 
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BepsiLight said:
He just freaked the fuck out because a car pulled up in front of his house. Got up from his seat, probably with his self defense hatchet in hand, all because a car pulled over in front of his house.
This man would have gone insane if he didn't live in a gated community
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This is a huge reason why I've wanted some exceptional a-log to do something IRL. Plastering his front door with toxic/biohazard stickers. Finding him at Kroger on his day off and asking for a picture with him just to punk him in the middle of it. He's so incapable of holding back reactions that it'd be hilarious to watch him shit his pants in paranoid fear and hysteria after all of his tough guy bravado.

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It's so pathetic how he is panicked just from the prospect of somebody visiting him. What a fucking recluse. I wonder when is the last time he has had a conversation with somebody other than his wife or his parents.
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I'm still of the opinion that he doesn't have conversations with her. I'd lean towards her giving one sentence responses and heads-ups. "Dinner is in the oven." "Did you add potatoes to the list?" "I have a headache tonight." "I don't want to be touched right now."
Dave, on the hand, 100% treats her like a Mommy-Maid and rants at her every chance he gets. I would love to be a fly on the wall for just a day and hear him completely rant about how much money he lost because of the "Bullshit chargebacks" and "stolen credit cards"
 
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BepsiLight said:
Here's Phil freaking the fuck out because there's a truck outside his house.
Maybe he thought it was Rambo with a bouquet of flowers and a boombox playing November Rain? who knows, he was in a nostalgic mood today.
Timestamp @1:05:42
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Besides just wanting to say 'my wife' over and over (you're still not convincing), why would you think she drives a truck asshole? And are you the only person in the community allowed to have shit delivered? Holy fuck what a jerkoff.
 
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