First of all, that is the best episode of the Simpsons ever written. The whole episode is brilliant. The official name is "E-I-E-I-(annoyed grunt)" but it's the Tomacco episode. Powerlevel but I have been referring to rural ag supplies stores as "fuck and sucks" for two decades and I am glad that the world has caught up to me.
You ain't ever been to Sneed's, don't ever come to Sneed's, 'cause you wouldn't understand Sneed's.
Secondly, if anyone in NorCal wants to hunt seaducks, inbox me.
Thirdly, there's no way the jury is going to find this man guilty and there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth, but the jury, blessedly, doesn't follow the MSM telling them what to think about testimony they just witnessed with their own eyes.
Finally, there's a small cabin in rural Montana that's been unoccupied for a while. Might be a good area to raise a healthy crop of tomacco and write about industrial society.