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A. It wasn't enough.
B. If it didn't work today. It will work tomorrow.
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B. If it didn't work today. It will work tomorrow.
Fragarach
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Nope, ended at $17. IOC probably told him he was saving the tip for tomorrow's birthday stream because for only being at $17, Phil barely made a fuss over it besides reminding everyone that "Tips are really low" every few matches. Usually he presses much harder when tips are that low.
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I enjoyed the unhinged $8 DQ11 streams more than spending all night in the bathroom.
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The $17 was funny as hell. He actually had a pretty good last game and you could tell he was having fun....million percent hamming it up...only to realize nothing new came in. My guy is desperate for the big bucks tomorrow....which I have a sneaking suspicion he already knows are coming.
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He made less than minimum wage compared to a real job.
Hint hint hint.
PieceofShet
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He told dsp at the end of the day stream he cant be there tonight but will be there tomorrow. Dsp ACKnowledged it.
Generic_Detractor2021
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The International Olympics Committee is a big supporter of Phil? Weirdly, it makes sense. If only it was the special ed version.
Kumquatacus
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I hope phill gets like $20 on his birthday stream
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I'm sure I'm reading too much into this because DSP is getting boring again and I'm desperate for more lore, but he said he thought his wife was home early and it made him nervous and that "he hopes everything's okay". Why does the prospect of her coming home early make him nervous? and even though it was clearly a truck he still thought it could be Khet.
Is there some scenario where Kat wouldn't be okay and need to be dropped off from work early by someone else? Is she prone to mental breakdowns/anxiety attacks or something?
The Penultimate Warrior
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More than likely got $400-$500 locked in, but we know where it will go anywhere so that will just make it funnier.
IHateMyJob
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OIC will whale out tomorrow for the birthday stream and hit the 900 subs goal....calling it now.
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My theory is that that was just a bullshit lie he made up when trying to explain why he was scared of a truck parking in front of his condo. The dude is such a paranoid recluse that the idea of a troll possibly coming to "attack" him put him in such a frenzy
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There is a 0% chance of Phil getting less than the tips goal on his big day but if it did happen it would be 1800mgs of sodium, it would be one of the saltiest things.
My guess is around $400 in tips and OIC sub bombing to the 900 goal. Then Phil gets to celebrate by getting 2nd/3rd/4th place in whatever event is on that day in the gatchaworld. Because Phil was only a winner once and that was thanks to his fans for being the most generous.
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Ahh man now I'm picturing him not getting a lot of money on his bday stream. The salt levels would be off the chart if this entitled little bitch got anything less than $100. It would be like cancelling a 8 year old's birthday party. There is a possibility he would actually cry.
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I'd prefer the whales go wild tomorrow dumping all of their cash into the void making these $17 tip totals more frequent throughout the month.
Wouldn't be the first time his girlfriend had a breakdown at her workplace...
grump
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Have you ever noticed when phil criticizes someone more often than not its extremely accurate if you apply it to him? Critic phil would put 9/10 tractors to shame if he started his own tractor channel. If you also remember both as himself and when he's larping on WWE champions discord he goes on and on about how much of a scam gatcha is and champs is in particular without a hint of irony. Also his tonedeaf twitter posts. Do you think there is some alternate personality or part of his brain that can accurately evaluate his own flaws and is of completely normal selfawareness but for some reason. Maybe a broken connection here or there it simply cannot communicate back to the rest of him but it can still apply these findings to other people?
Opollo
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A while ago, Phil proposed a 3 month "time out" for detractors. I was watching the broadcast from critical. Now, it was'nt quite news, but it boiled down to what makes those narcs tick. It is no secret that there is a correlation between tractors and his unhinged whales. I always wondered what would happen if the tractors would go away for 3 months.
The thing that would happen, is the same thing that would happen if the detractors went away in 2016...
He would have fallen into obscurity soo hard, that he never would surface again. It is the thing, when someone is posting that some retard like oic is giving Phil 100$. Why is posting that damaged brain spending money for the 100th time is not spamming the thread? He could give Phil a 1000$ per day - what would it matter? There where post's in the khet thread where ppl blasting posters for not doing "fbi level of deep diving into obscure tidbits". How about some ppl writing funny or entertaining stuff in a 7000 pages thread, that mostly boils down to Phil rambling about the same shit for the last 5 years. The people who post something other than the same trite BS are at least giving me something fun to read.
The thing that would happen, is the same thing that would happen if the detractors went away in 2016...
He would have fallen into obscurity soo hard, that he never would surface again. It is the thing, when someone is posting that some retard like oic is giving Phil 100$. Why is posting that damaged brain spending money for the 100th time is not spamming the thread? He could give Phil a 1000$ per day - what would it matter? There where post's in the khet thread where ppl blasting posters for not doing "fbi level of deep diving into obscure tidbits". How about some ppl writing funny or entertaining stuff in a 7000 pages thread, that mostly boils down to Phil rambling about the same shit for the last 5 years. The people who post something other than the same trite BS are at least giving me something fun to read.
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Today's the day which would make one more year for Phil to hit his 40s. 49 year old Phil. Now what's he gonna e beg for this time? Money or is he gonna surprise us with a surprise? (Ex. OnlyFans. Yeah no I'm gonna stop right there.)
DiabeticSP
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OIC better sub fast before last months wear off.
Subs are so much funnier than tip goals because they refresh every month meaning a higher sub goal requires the original whaling of subs + new whaling.
Like if OIC gave Phil 100 subs too late in the month and the previous ones roll off, they wouldn't be at 100 so he has to give them NOW.
Adding an autistic timing schedule to it all increases the humor. I wonder if OIC keeps a calendar.
Subs are so much funnier than tip goals because they refresh every month meaning a higher sub goal requires the original whaling of subs + new whaling.
Like if OIC gave Phil 100 subs too late in the month and the previous ones roll off, they wouldn't be at 100 so he has to give them NOW.
Adding an autistic timing schedule to it all increases the humor. I wonder if OIC keeps a calendar.
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No he will have a Chaturbate channel running threatening people with taking of clothes unless they pay him. He would make bank (yeah I know it's an old point but sill funny)
He will probably make double tips goal on each stream today, dressing as a Gout Royal TS burger and then whine "I need the money" next thing tomorrow morning. It's always like that. The black hole that is Phil's wallet eats money like some eat chocolate.
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