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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
So from what I heard earlier Phil is taking two days off this week because he doesn’t know which day his wife is actually going to have off.

but what would taking the day off that she doesn’t have off actually accomplish? I’m so confused by this
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This is how vapid his life is. Who actually cares if he takes 2 days off. Seriously.
But since he has absolutely nothing to bring to the table.........
 
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Iron Hamster said:
This is how vapid his life is. Who actually cares if he takes 2 days off. Seriously.
But since he has absolutely nothing to bring to the table.........
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He knows he's hanging on by a thread right now and needs to be streaming almost everyday as much as possible or one of his whales might find someone or something else to occupy their time/money. Whether he admits or not, the real reason he doesn't want to take any time off is because he is terrified his fans will find something else to do while he's gone and never return.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
This is how vapid his life is. Who actually cares if he takes 2 days off. Seriously.
But since he has absolutely nothing to bring to the table.........
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Some of his supporters certainly act like they can't live without him. Who, after all, would tuck Derich in at night?

It's funny to me that Phil has touted not having a boss as one of the best aspects of what he does to stay alive. And it's true, he doesn't have a boss. He has a few dozen. He'd never admit it aloud but I think one of the thoughts triggering those sleepless nights of his is the fact that however much he may bully and deride them, he has to give them what they want. He can't just stop for a long period of time because that I think is the one thing that would make them finally stop sending him money, if only for the fact that they'd find some other slug to parasocially attach themselves to.

Phil's not living his ideal life and he never will, because his ideal life is doing exactly what he wants at any given moment and making hundreds of dollars for it. It may be the saddest example of it that I can think of, but Phil's "job" is approached by its worker in the same way as most people's: with apathy and general distaste.

Suck it up, Phil. Another day at the salt mines :)
 
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BepsiLight said:
He made less than minimum wage compared to a real job.
Hint hint hint.
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Damn, I feel owned by Phil's whales, now...
Opollo said:
A while ago, Phil proposed a 3 month "time out" for detractors. I was watching the broadcast from critical. Now, it was'nt quite news, but it boiled down to what makes those narcs tick. It is no secret that there is a correlation between tractors and his unhinged whales. I always wondered what would happen if the tractors would go away for 3 months.
The thing that would happen, is the same thing that would happen if the detractors went away in 2016...
He would have fallen into obscurity soo hard, that he never would surface again. It is the thing, when someone is posting that some retard like oic is giving Phil 100$. Why is posting that damaged brain spending money for the 100th time is not spamming the thread? He could give Phil a 1000$ per day - what would it matter? There where post's in the khet thread where ppl blasting posters for not doing "fbi level of deep diving into obscure tidbits". How about some ppl writing funny or entertaining stuff in a 7000 pages thread, that mostly boils down to Phil rambling about the same shit for the last 5 years. The people who post something other than the same trite BS are at least giving me something fun to read.
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Subforums are usually spun off for very narrow lists of reasons; bad commentators (Amber's sub) going unjustifiably after moderation staff, quality control for prolific self milking lolcows (that's here), and wining a lolcow of the year award (Ethan Ralph's to Jon Yaniv's spectrum of freaks on the internet). If you're expecting quality out of a subforum as the rule and not the exception here on this site, you may be holding onto unreasonable expectations.

Guessing 1000 is the floor for the Scopely spending today, 2000 is probably the ceiling, so estimate it as a $1500 birthday for sweatymanjpgs while turning 39?
 
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Pargon said:
Some of his supporters certainly act like they can't live without him. Who, after all, would tuck Derich in at night?

It's funny to me that Phil has touted not having a boss as one of the best aspects of what he does to stay alive. And it's true, he doesn't have a boss. He has a few dozen. He'd never admit it aloud but I think one of the thoughts triggering those sleepless nights of his is the fact that however much he may bully and deride them, he has to give them what they want. He can't just stop for a long period of time because that I think is the one thing that would make them finally stop sending him money, if only for the fact that they'd find some other slug to parasocially attach themselves to.

Phil's not living his ideal life and he never will, because his ideal life is doing exactly what he wants at any given moment and making hundreds of dollars for it. It may be the saddest example of it that I can think of, but Phil's "job" is approached by its worker in the same way as most people's: with apathy and general distaste.

Suck it up, Phil. Another day at the salt mines :)
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His ideal life would be just sitting on the couch, getting drunk on shit quality liquor, pressing the same two buttons on WWE champions.
 
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Try not to coom, phil.
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Very Honest Content said:
Damn, I feel owned by Phil's whales, now...

Subforums are usually spun off for very narrow lists of reasons; bad commentators (Amber's sub) going unjustifiably after moderation staff, quality control for prolific self milking lolcows (that's here), and wining a lolcow of the year award (Ethan Ralph's to Jon Yaniv's spectrum of freaks on the internet). If you're expecting quality out of a subforum as the rule and not the exception here on this site, you may be holding onto unreasonable expectations.

Guessing 1000 is the floor for the Scopely spending today, 2000 is probably the ceiling, so estimate it as a $1500 birthday for sweatymanjpgs while turning 39?
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I am not "expecting quality", whatever that means in reality. I wrote stuff in a subforum called "Kat Speculation" and not called "Investigative Journalism 101". I wrote it for fun and mostly lack of interesting things that Phil would do most of the time. The mods themselfs here are quick to point out when some users comment on nulls april fools joke, but i get to read abt oic and dave "begging" as 90% filler in the mainthread. When we get autistic, at least let some of us be funny or have a stab at the dark once in a while.
 
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I am not "expecting quality", whatever that means in reality. I wrote stuff in a subforum called "Kat Speculation" and not called "Investigative Journalism 101". I wrote it for fun and mostly lack of interesting things that Phil would do most of the time. The mods themselfs here are quick to point out when some users comment on nulls april fools joke, but i get to read abt oic and dave "begging" as 90% filler in the mainthread. When we get autistic, at least let some of us be funny or have a stab at the dark once in a while.
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I support your point's general sentiment completely, I'm just saying it's the subforum about an old millennial slowly dying on camera while wheelchairs throw digital quarters at his feet to cheer some new brilliant iteration of "Sonic is dead" six days a week on average, there's no Alec Benson Leary's in here making art out of the pigroach show coming to save the punchlines. Personally, I give absolutely no care about how much and often Phil asks for money, he'll get nothing from me save maybe a few advertising cents a month to overpay for internet service, but I can understand why people get sick of hearing a documented liar continue to gaslight his viewers about how he just can't budget for some mysterious reason for throughout his thirties. Also, you can type "detractors" here, no lean in manual bans will get you for not hiding the term by writing about farm equipment. (If you really want to tweak the Kat thread commentators I'd suggest to you to be sure to mention how she's not leaving Washington state just yet due to not being able to make ends meet once she lost access to the snort-fort while Leanna's exiting even more financially broke than her ex is now apparently...)
 
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Happy Birthday little Phillip. 39, my who's a big boy now?

On this, the day we celebrate another trip around the sun with our good friend PP Burnell, all I can say to you Phillip is I really hope you're enjoying yourself in your self-imposed isolation. I hope you never follow-through on that ten year promise you made to your mother, getting a job is way uncool and beneath someone such as yourself. You'll stick around, and so will we Phillip, we'll be here to remind you of all the things you'll never be: Successful, valued, respected, mature.

Every day we'll hold up the mirror as every day your reflection grows more and more twisted. One last thing:
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Happy Birthday Phil,

We all know that you will hit whatever tip goal you put up, we know OIC will get you to that next Sub goal, and we know that your Birthday cake will be as dry as your dick tonight.

I can't wait to laugh at all the dumb shit that happens today. Enjoy the shit show I need to get back to work.
 
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KatAgreesWithMe said:
Dear Phillip, today marks the 39th anniversary you left the safety of your mothers womb, only to enter the safety of her arms for the rest of your life.
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That's not 100% true. His mum only contributes 3k for his birthday. That's basically nothing. He's safely in the arms of OiC and the other 2 whales I can't even remember their names now. Was dildo swagginz confirmed to be OiC? I forgot.
 
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Anon Dimwit said:
So just a quick straw poll, which whale will embarrass themselves own us the most today with their pahsitive khantributions? OIC is of course the favorite, but will we see a dark Khet horse overtake him as King Cuck for a day?
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But of course, today is the today when OiC will shower Phil with hundreds of dollars and finally acheive his masterplan of getting modship.
 
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