Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

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“Social media is my job” she says, posting only the stupidest most inane bullshit content she can, all the while holding anything remotely interesting over our heads and refusing to talk about it.
When is this fucker going to learn that if you don’t want to talk about it then whatever, who cares, but you can’t also vaguepost and piss everyone off and not expect to get shit talked.

Well, it is par for the course. Previously, it has been speculated that it was either getting bariatric surgery or something to do with her family. If it was about WLS, she was probably told that she was not approved for it. We will never hear about it again. If it is about her family, it was something as unimportant as someone coming to see her. We would not have seen it anyway. The rest of the spring and summer will be "getting ready with me" videos to go shopping. It would be a sight to behold to see her, in full-face makeup going down the aisle on a mobility scooter.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

She has a PHD in morbidly obese mathmatics with a Bachelors in dillusional inadvised complacent kilter, or MOM DICK for short

Not to mention her thousands of Gold Medals in Mental Gymnastics - Super Duper Ultra Morbidly Obese Division.

Edit - I've never followed Amber anywhere outside of YT and wow, she's a huge cunt when the camera is off. I knew she wasn't the least bit like how she tries to portray herself in her videos but... Just wow.

 

[Owlflaps]

"It's ToO pReCiOuS to me" = It never existed in the first place

For fuck's sake, if you can share your cancerous cunt discharge AND your absent mom suddenly appearing back in your life, you can pad your boring ass channel with something different and share this "precious" news.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

What is Al wearing? It looks like a giant men’s rain jacket??
Is it her ‘badass’ pleather jacket?

 

[Jizzrag]

If (and that’s a big if) there ever was something to tell, someone probably correctly guessed what it was about and “ruined” it for her.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

What is Al wearing? It looks like a giant men’s rain jacket??
Is it her ‘badass’ pleather jacket?

indeed it is.
it makes her look like a Hells Angel on her bitchin Harley Davidson scooter.
#born to be wild

I know the sack of lard is in a scootypuff, but it looks like Becky is her fat son, pushing her mama to the car.

this old family guy scene comes to my mind... Wheels and the leg man. i wonder what title it be for them....?
Wheels and the Beckster?

 

[Empress of Lucite]

There was very minor news about something that she latched onto so she could justify a binge to Becky. She's since realized that it wasn't a good enough excuse for the audience at large (lol) so she's backtracked.

This may be fucking annoying, but it's also highlighting that Amber is having an increasingly difficult time eating whatever she wants without pissing off Becky now that they're one on one and spending 24/7 together in that tiny apartment. It's harder to lah when you're under a microscope, and all the signs are there that Amber is now viewing Becky more as a threat than an ally - she's already tried to throw her under the bus with the Jenny Craig video. Could be interesting in the coming months...

...or not

 

[FatalTater]

My theory about the good news that's too precious to share is that she misunderstood something (like qualifying for surgery) but won't admit it, so she's going to act like she has a secret.

OR - someone she wants to manipulate told her something, like they're engaged or expecting, something like that. Then she goes online and says she won't say the news, because it's "precious" to her, in order to look like she cares about the other person just SO much.

I hate that I know how Amber-types think.

 

[Janice Litman]

this old family guy scene comes to my mind... Wheels and the leg man. i wonder what title it be for them....?
Wheels and the Beckster?

Folds and the Drive-Thru Wench

 

[Queen of Moderation]

What is Al wearing? It looks like a giant men’s rain jacket??
Is it her ‘badass’ pleather jacket?

Looks like a piece from the Hefty Lawn and Leaf collection by Torrid.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

I've submitted to two of the Q&A's now, helpfully informing her that shoving her chest fat together does not equal a cleavage... But she still hasn't answered. I'm devastated.

 

[Clintonberg]

I've submitted to two of the Q&A's now, helpfully informing her that shoving her chest fat together does not equal a cleavage... But she still hasn't answered. I'm devastated.

Try asking her if she thinks cleavage is supposed to extend all the way up to the base of the neck.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

Try asking her if she thinks cleavage is supposed to extend all the way up to the base of the neck.

It would probably work better if you phrased it as “How do you get your cleavage so high up?” Then her stupid narc brain will think it’s a compliment and that someone is admireeng her.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

My theory about the good news that's too precious to share is that she misunderstood something (like qualifying for surgery) but won't admit it, so she's going to act like she has a secret.

Didn't she say she went to a wls seminar? She was probably notified she was registered for it. I see signs for the WLS seminar at my hospital all the time and registration is limited. She is dumb enough to think anyone who is registered automatically is approved for surgery.

 

[Cosmologic]

I think our gorl colored her hair based on the stains on her arms. Also not seeing any gray. Unless she has some new ailment to add to her other discoloration. I could be wrong she is probably decomposing.

i don't think these are stains from dying her hair, i think it's discoloration due to the lipedema on her arms. explains the texture as well. it looks to be stage 3, i’m sure she’s in tremendous pain from it constantly but likely doesn’t care as long as she can still get mcdonald’s in her mouth. she definitely looks sicker in more "recent" vlogs.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

Jesus Christ, that footage literally shows just how pathetic both their lives are, Lard-Lad is spilling over that scooter at every edge. They look like something from a carnival sideshow... As Amberlynn would say, "Oh my god, I'm so sad for her, what is she even doing OUT??"

 

[peach tea]

Spotted on the Burn Book group.
Mortified for the TikTok users reaction, but jesus, is someone else's perspective on Amber, and Becky, eye opening. Shitty camera work, and all..

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Whoever recorded this is retarded lol why even record if it’s just gonna look like you’re having a seizure the whole time? What are they? Nervous? From being around big Ham and the zombie? Seriously? What are they gonna do, hit someone with their scooty?

 

[PropaGONDA]

Been here since page <25 and wow, its been a while and I can’t believe she is still alive lmao

 

[Bookish]

Interesting how she dismisses education, credentials, and professional opinions when it's convenient, but then also...

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Interesting how she dismisses education, credentials, and professional opinions when it's convenient, but then also...

'my psychiatrist' AKA 'the girl'
'her diagnosis' ? surely Big AL means 'diagnoses' ? Fatty was 'diagnosed' with about 6 different mental health disorders in her first one hour meeting. TOTALLY GENUINE GUIZE !!!