Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

ASSUMING WHAT SHE SAYS IS TRUE:

If anyone had residual belief in Chantal's ability to THINK, to reason through anything & follow the logical steps after figuring out the, (probable), right conclusions; this whole arc should disabuse them of that notion.

She signs up on at least 1 dating site. She specifies she's looking for one night stands with no expectations of involvement. She states she's a "big girl" or whatever her specific wording choice was, Her pictures are fatfish material to the Nth degree.

After a few days, weeks; whatever; she gets in closer contact with this guy & agrees to meet him in a parking lot in a, (trust me), not very nice part of town at night. According to her, they were trading spit within a few minutes & the entire encounter lasted 5 minutes before they reluctantly pried themselves apart & went their merry way.

Since then, she's regaled us with all sorts of information & detail that have me scratching my head. How did all this info get exchanged in 5 minutes, especially if they were both all kissy face - doing Morse code on each other's stomachs?

She's 37 years old & blatantly ignoring red flags your average 14 year old would see a mile away & at the very least, check with friends or a family member about. He grabs her face - creepy. Think she said she grabbed his - okay fair creep for creep exchange. He asks her weight & she tells him. He's constantly touching her stomach & presumably talking about it. He tells her she can come over any time or some such rot.

Whatever really happened during that tawdry little fumble in the dark, he's made it clear he's not after a relationship. She's already sighing, moon eyed, over picnics & weekend getaways & leaving stuff at his place. She is completely besotted after a fast & furious slope grope. No, what am I saying? She's not besotted, she's obsessed.

It was just this weekend we saw her cowering in her car, barely able to get out & wheezily hurple 20 yards. She claimed the people there gave her a "bad vibe". Know who hangs around the Arboretum on a fine, fresh spring day? To paraphrase an old song "shiny happy people", thrilled to be outside with their loved ones, playing with their pooches or getting some exercise. She is simply flat out terrified to be seen.

Yet tomorrow evening, she's going to his place for sex. She waxes lyrical about getting her ashes hauled, giggles over her new lingerie & smugly pronounces they can or will have sex ALL night.

Does she really expect he's going to be content with her not taking off her lingerie? Is she going to poke strategic holes in all the right places? If he's a chubby chaser, I expect he'll want light. Light doesn't favor anyone with too much makeup, thinning hair poorly covered in soot, bizarre skin marking & Lord knows what else.

She comes across as though she thinks being in the mere presence of a MAN who wants, (tee hee!), S-E-X will magically turn her into a svelte, smooth, luscious young beauty who will be magically transported to a world of ecstasy while she effortlessly satisfies him.

Reality is about to bite hard.
 
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After last night's interminable rambling about electric kisses, sex podcasts, erotic impregnation, romantic getaways with a feeder, and why all enemies should just kiss and make up, not only am I quaking and sweating from second-hand embarrassment, I am currently wearing a glasses-and-rubber-nose disguise, typing from a trench I dug out back , and researching underground passages to Cambodia. I cannot believe she is putting this all out there, live. I honestly can't. I should believe it, but I can't.

Also--does anyone else's skin crawl when she talks about "creaming" her body? This description is gross, stomach-turning, and inappropriate. It's not even the fact that she wants to slather Jergens all over her mottled flesh (that would be, what, one jumbo pump bottle per arm?), it's the fact that she uses her favourite adjective as a fucking verb in a way that no woman, ever, has used. It's moisturizing, you shameless hussy, not "creaming." If she were to say "I need to moisturize my entire body," I could accept it: Chantal, naked, tomato-faced and panting as she attempted to smear some lotion onto her epidermis, getting as far as her knees before calling in the suicidal troop next door to finish the job. But "I need to cream my entire body" conjures up Chantal with a jumbo-sized bucket of Great Value shortening doing unspeakable things to her thighs and A-cup breasts.

Maybe that is what she means. Huh.
Maybe “basting” is the word she is looking for ?
 
LEAVE MARRIED FRANK ALONE! The more you look, the more you can tell they are different people, though related. Italians who "stick with their own kind" tend to have similar looking children, even in extended families. "Chantal's Frank" looks like he could be Married Frank's nephew. Married Frank doesn't deserve to be doxed, even if there is a shadow of a doubt.

Franco's fat fetish went out of hand and will destroy the family.
 
She needs to take it down a peg (and lay off those edibles). She really is acting like a giddy 13 year old who thinks she is SO in demand. One fifteen-minute "date" in a dark parking lot and she's already spending hundreds of dollars on lingerie and makeup.
She ordered that lingerie before she met that guy. Torrid doesn’t deliver THAT fast, lol. She would had to have ordered it at least a week ago.
 
For the record, she was reading chat when she mentioned Omar. Some moron in her chat had a date the same day as Chantal and was oversharing in her chat. Chantal read the chatter's comment aloud: "His name is Omar." I believe they were stupidly discussing the sexiness of different names at the time.
 
He's probably going to fuck some of her various folds, she won't be able to tell the difference, then make up some shit anyway when she tells us all about it.
I mean how would she ever manage to reach around far enough to wash her ass? If you spread those cheeks open then it would be like The Andromeda Strain when a hazmat team is investigating the sudden death of an entire fucking town by a mysterious helldisease, and they trace Patient Zero down and it’s some bozo who pried open an access panel on a downed research satellite. Except it’s Chantal, lying there and cackling at her tinder hookup’s corpse.
 
The giant lingerie was bought like an hour after having phone sex with a man with a "12 pack" who said he wanted to drill her "big bum" and then ghosted her because she kept sending him clingy text messages. She was planning to get a hotel room that weekend. This was last week i think?
 
I mean how would she ever manage to reach around far enough to wash her ass? If you spread those cheeks open then it would be like The Andromeda Strain when a hazmat team is investigating the sudden death of an entire fucking town by a mysterious helldisease, and they trace Patient Zero down and it’s some bozo who pried open an access panel on a downed research satellite. Except it’s Chantal, lying there and cackling at her tinder hookup’s corpse.
Is there any way to give both winner and horrifying? Because I'm torn on which to use.

Honestly, I was thinking of a more frontal approach though considering she doesn't know what a FUPA is and the guy who was after her ass is out of the picture now? Honestly, I can't keep up. Feels like when I would stay home from school and watch soap operas with my mom but it was always confusing because so much had happened since I watched last. Except every day of the last week has been a week's worth of missed episodes.

ETA: Re lingerie. I wonder if it's what she bought for Onlyfans. We never did see that. Maybe the reason she dropped OF wasn't messages, but she couldn't fit in her new lingere. But now that she's lost 30 pounds and a skinny sex kitten now's the time!
 
In her experience, guys prefer her to wear a giant burlap sack during sex.
Chantal is what is known in the trade as being a "double bagger". One paper bag to go over her head (OK, maybe whole body), and one to go on the unfortunate fella's head. The former's requirement is obvious; the latter is in case the former falls off.
 
Where were these ingenious, noble women ten years ago to suggest we channel our autism into locating missing persons? That sweet Bin Laden reward money would have helped to heal the tumult in this thread that is threatening to tear us all apart.

Better late than never, I guess. Who wants to dox Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart? Madeleine McCann is Gen Y, I think, so she’s probably super active on social media. That one should be easy.

Too bad we’re all sociopaths, unlike the virtuous reactors of Haydur Nation. Otherwise, with our skillz, Null would be the head of Interpol and the FBI.
 
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