The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Now that's what I call LARPing! Shouldn't they be out defending the tranch or taking care of their animals or building the new troon dungeon and not getting into Twitter fights all day long?

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You don't know how hard it is REEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[White Devil]

I'm beginning to think that Heinlein's idea that only those who have served should be able to vote is a good idea.

I mostly agree cept that the military is full of fuck ups and retards too. We just have more toys than the other retards.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

TFW the whiny anti-gun faggot talks better sense than the cow

Truly a shame.

 

[AnOminous]

I mostly agree cept that the military is full of fuck ups and retards too. We just have more toys than the other retards.

At least they've actually done something to support the society, even if they're absolute retards.

 

[White Devil]

At least they've actually done something to support the society, even if they're absolute retards.

But some of them are also like Phil.

 

[Marvin]

But some of them are also like Phil.

Presumably with some kind of mandatory national public service, since it would include everyone (and not just high school dropouts), the proportion of them who become valuable members of society would be a lot higher.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Presumably with some kind of mandatory national public service, since it would include everyone (and not just high school dropouts), the proportion of them who become valuable members of society would be a lot higher.

It would also give them some first hand experience with how the gov actually functions. How many of them would still support more taxes and bigger government of they had to spend like two years watching and dealing with how the government wastes money and the general laziness and incompetence of government employees.

 

[Dickens Cider]

*sings*
Out on the tranch there is violence
And still lots of work to be done
Please donate all of your money
So we can buy more shit level guns
Oh ho
We’re gonna grift on to electric avenue
And maybe rape alpacas oh
We’re gonna be troons on electric avenue
And make ourselves vaginas.
Who is to blame for this shitshow?
Cant even power a tv
You can’t grow shit in the desert so its
Can kept food for these queens oh no
Chorus.
Eddie Grant forgive me for taking a legitimate political and at the time relevant song and making it about irrelevant asshats who ironically were the fucksticks you were complaining about in the actual song.

 

[SIGSEGV]

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Spoiler

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>even the plate carrier has preferred pronouns
top zozzle
also

I'd rather bleed out than receive medical attention from a tranny.

 

[break these cuffs]

It would also give them some first hand experience with how the gov actually functions. How many of them would still support more taxes and bigger government of they had to spend like two years watching and dealing with how the government wastes money and the general laziness and incompetence of government employees.

It doesn't even have to be national. The most easy going guy I know got quite fiscally conservative after he started working for the city and saw exactly how his property taxes get spent. It only gets worse as the departments get larger.

 

[Kobra_Kommander]

Do women usually color coordinate their camouflage? You got digital on the vest but woodland pattern on the magazine holder everyone is going to see you don't pass with that setup.

That's what happens when the moron who donated your plate carriers used made up camo pattern fabric mixed with black webbing and velcro

He was a 19D. No wonder he acts like such a prissy faggot and chose a horse logo.

Neverserved, but isn't Cav legendarily Gay, like Navy levels of Gay?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

>even the plate carrier has preferred pronouns
top zozzle
also
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I'd rather bleed out than receive medical attention from a tranny.

To be fair if they did try to render aid they'd probably just make it worse somehow.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

*sings*
Out on the tranch there is violence
And still lots of work to be done
Please donate all of your money
So we can buy more shit level guns
Oh ho
We’re gonna grift on to electric avenue
And maybe rape alpacas oh
We’re gonna be troons on electric avenue
And make ourselves vaginas.
Who is to blame for this shitshow?
Cant even power a tv
You can’t grow shit in the desert so its
Can kept food for these queens oh no
Chorus.
Eddie Grant forgive me for taking a legitimate political and at the time relevant song and making it about irrelevant asshats who ironically were the fucksticks you were complaining about in the actual song.

The Ballad of Ball-less Kevin the Custer County Coomer and his gang of Cockless Cock Cowboys

Spoiler: sacrilege

An old cowboy went ridin' out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed 'pacas he saw
Plowin' through the ragged skies and up a cloudy drawl

Their pronouns were still on fire and their hooves were made of tin
Their teeth were orange gunky and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the riders cooming hard and he heard their AM HOLE cries

Yippie-yi-aie, yippie-yi-oh
Ghost Trannies in the sky

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their pants all soaked with blood
They're riding hard to catch that herd but they had to dilate more
'Cause they've got to cope forever on that range up in the sky
On troonsformers snorting gunk as they ride on, hear their faggy cry

As the riders coomed on by him, he heard one call his name
"If you want to save your soul from hell from ridin' on our range
The cowboy change your ways today or with us will you ride
Tryin' to catch the Kevin's herd across these endless skies"

Yippie-yi-aie, yippie-yi-oh
Ghost Trannies in the sky
Ghost Trannies in the sky
Ghost Trannies in the sky

Forgive me, Johnny Cash.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Concerned citizen has thoughts about guns. Troons mad. Penny tries to sound clever. Bonnie ends up helping prove concerned citizen's point.
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Who will be the first to snap? Josiebean or Bonnie?

I say Josie because he seems to be more paranoid and have more invisible enemies. The kind of guy that makes up fights in his head and gets so worked up that he ends up unintentionally saying his lines out loud.

God I love this they're literally starting with an almost golden position on this and losing anyway

their argument really should be about how they're calm rational people and it will take too long for law enforcement to arrive therefore they need firearms, any questions about emotional maturity or competency should be labelled as transphobia.

The tranchers however are a great argument against the value of human life in an uncaring cosmos. They instead opted to make it painfully obvious that them owning guns is indeed a failure of the system.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Neverserved, but isn't Cav legendarily Gay, like Navy levels of Gay?

Nah. More gay.

 

[Prolego]

Did someone say topsoil?

https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1379527853612564481

https://twitter.com/Sky_Is_A_Void/status/1379532868251119616

Spoiler: Bigger

And a few more pics of the Troonship Surprise under the spoiler.

Spoiler: A Very Big Moneypit

And congratulations for whoever did the dox on Michael. I stare at shit like this and I have no idea what he's talking about. Is this really a man coming up to forty years old?

https://twitter.com/norintha/status/1379249054509502466

 

[“Fun”times]

P

Did someone say topsoil?

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Spoiler: Bigger

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And a few more pics of the Troonship Surprise under the spoiler.

Spoiler: A Very Big Moneypit

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And congratulations for whoever did the dox on Michael. I stare at shit like this and I have no idea what he's talking about. Is this really a man coming up to forty years old?

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>inb4 the troons cause the dustbowl 2.0 electric boogaloo because they fuck up literally everything they touch

 

[White Devil]

Neverserved, but isn't Cav legendarily Gay, like Navy levels of Gay?

Could go all REEE YOU NEVER SERVED, YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE THOSE JOKES but only jarheads are on that level of faggotry.

Cav is pretty gay but I don't think anything can top a bunch of dudes in a tin can under water for months.

 

[break these cuffs]

Spoiler: A Very Big Moneypit

See everyone, they didn't buy a useless shell of an earthship that will never be completed! The original owners ran some wire! Words cannot express how much of a colossal faggot and larper you have to be to walk around with a dropleg on all fucking day if you aren't in an active combat zone. I think I'd actually respect a fob bra more. At least they have style.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Could go all REEE YOU NEVER SERVED, YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE THOSE JOKES but only jarheads are on that level of faggotry.

Cav is pretty gay but I don't think anything can top a bunch of dudes in a tin can under water for months.

Yeah the cav scouts dont have a a song by The Village People about them