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SPhobos said:
Has he touched the Lost Levels yet or is he just stalling on Super Mario Brothers so fucking hard that by the time (or if he even gets to it at all) he reaches the Lost Levels he'll barely have enough time to goat laugh and clown mode at it before clocking gout?
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The schedule is Mario Bros. 1 (in world 6 right now), an "official" break, DSP Tries It, then the Lost Levels.
 
Definitely NOT a children's entertainer.

That...whole get up is so shameful. Like, when you read those stories of people being punished with standing outside in a sandwich board that says something like "I am a thief" and that would just be really embarrassing. I would be ten times more embarrassed if I had to walk outside in that vest and those glasses. I'm not even MATI. It just makes me shake my damn head at the depths Phil goes to to be such a sleazeball while crying poor every day.

Congrats on your mom not swallowing, Phil! You made it another year!
 
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I opened up DDM to see how the schmuck was doing and noticed he was only wearing one side of the denim vest and thought what the fuck? Then I realized he’s doing the double vest thing. That’s probably one of the dumbest fucking things I’ve seen on the internet. The double vest stuff is some true gimp tier of nonsense. That’s not including the Gunnar glasses and him pausing the stream every 2 minutes to do these baby wagers with his hate army. How many times are you going to do the same wager Phil?
 
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Is this piece of crap seriously using save states in Super Mario Bros 1? The game every person Phil's age who would even consider calling themselves a gamer has probably beaten multiple times as a child?
I mean, Lost Levels is kind of hard if you don't use the infinite lives trick so I'd give him a pass for that as long as not cheesing it by saving mid stage (which you know he will). But fucking Mario 1?!
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
Is this piece of crap seriously using save states in Super Mario Bros 1? The game every person Phil's age who would even consider calling themselves a gamer has probably beaten multiple times as a child?
I mean, Lost Levels is kind of hard if you don't use the infinite lives trick so I'd give him a pass for that as long as not cheesing it by saving mid stage (which you know he will). But fucking Mario 1?!
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Instead of calling himself the king of retro from time to time he should call himself the king of save-scumming and exploits.
 
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Says he was going for a Biker look
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There’s very few bikers I would call a cunt to their face - using this metric we can deduce that Phil is about as much a biker as he is a forty foot aubergine.

I hope he gets bullied by stream chat every time he puts that thing on and we get ‘I tried to do something special and fun for the stream but shitheads ruined it’ rants until the vest gets thrown in the fucking bin.

Hope his cake is shit too.
 
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dsp tries it, mcdoanlds spicy chicken sandwich
yes phil, places serve original, spicy, and grilled chicken sandwiches. amazing.

yes phil, its a sandwich in a bag with foil on the inside to keep it warm rather than the boxes now.

dudes judging the sandwich against other places just by its size. he aint even pull it out of the bag yet.....

PULL IT OUT PHIL JESUS 5 FKIN MINS ALREADY

omg its not together???? maybe its cause youre sitting there flinging it around for 5 fucking mins. having it hop up and down as you show it to the camera

omg its soggy? guess you shouldve pulled it out sooner

tiny chicken :( guess you better stop eating junk food and drinking sodas from fast food places now. legit cant believe you dont got diabetes

youve had chick fil a spicy chicken? you know the shit that comes in the same bag? was it not soggy?

i requested unban. they asked for comments. i just said ill donate moneys. will tune in with what happens

dude doesnt know how to eat with his mouth closed

"thats revolting" we wait..........."its completely dry, no moisture on my finger, its rubbery"

hes still holding it.....i bet hes going to eat it this revolting sandwich

AND HE TAKES ANOTHER BITE DEVOUR
i knew you would fat fuck. cant stay away from that fast food probably better than those tv dinners
do some fkin pushups

he sighs and takes another bite....clearly disgusted....finally says enough, didnt learn from his first bite

"from one gamer cowboy to another, this is one of the worst things ive had ever on dsptriesit"
"biggest money ripoff" spoken like an expert

man where this guy get the money for all these outfits, balloons, 8 dollar combo meals. event pulls. what about bills and taxes dood?

phil clearly thinks he should be an executive for mcdonalds. claims he wont go to mcdonalds for 6 to 8 months now. highly doubt it, guess well see
"as pissed off as i am" clearly his 5 dollar sandwich ruined his fucking day, probably shouldve made your own chicken sandwich. couldve made 3 chicken sandwiches for 5 bucks if you just bought some breasts from the store
claims no other places put chicken sandwiches in a bag and tells fans theyre wrong, also claims theyve never got chick fil a to go the most famous chicken sandwich place (that uses bags too)

lean-in bans commence.

end of stream well see the cake kat "made"
ill upload that arc too. im sure someone will figure out which generic cake box or place they bought it from
claims the cake is done already in the fridge letting the glaze solidify?
 
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