Ethan Ralph illegally files DMCA takedown notice

[AnOminous]

Ralphs stupid obsession with trying to DMCA anyone who makes fun of him is well past the point of pathetic. Does he think real talk show hosts obsess over every rando who rips on them? He thinks he's like Howard Stern but Stern didn't spend hours pointlessly searching up his critics on the internet so he could try and get their content taken down.

He's a bitchy little manlet, practically a literal dwarf, who does nothing but chimp out about anyone daring to rip on his ass. He is completely pathetic and should kill himself.

Also, remember, something like half his career was based on mocking Matt Jarbo for being a flaggot. And now who is the biggest flaggot of all time? Lmao it's Ethan Ralph.

The gunt is entirely composed of soy.

 

[SPERGSTROM]

worse than mundane matt? Ralph certainly is.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I wrote a little Haiku

The filthy Wigger
Crys like a bitch as he runs
From the Lord of Corn

Ethan loves the farms
Manure, moist holes, moonshine drank
He's here forever

The eldest of fags
Began his job aping Jim
When Ralph ate some poop

Gator found true love
Jimbo, blonde Puerto Ricans
A broom of his own

 

[Glade Candles]

Grabbin' Mama's pills
I need them more anyway
Call a damn Uber!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I wrote a little Haiku

The filthy Wigger
Crys like a bitch as he runs
From the Lord of Corn

Hazy night of pills
Morning, the day is temperate
an Uber must be called

Edit @Glade Candles and I had the same idea

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralphs stupid obsession with trying to DMCA anyone who makes fun of him is well past the point of pathetic. Does he think real talk show hosts obsess over every rando who rips on them? He thinks he's like Howard Stern but Stern didn't spend hours pointlessly searching up his critics on the internet so he could try and get their content taken down.

Yeah but who even remembers stern, I bet he doesn't even leave one impotent spite dislike on every video!

He's a bitchy little manlet, practically a literal dwarf, who does nothing but chimp out about anyone daring to rip on his ass. He is completely pathetic and should kill himself.

Also, remember, something like half his career was based on mocking Matt Jarbo for being a flaggot. And now who is the biggest flaggot of all time? Lmao it's Ethan Ralph.

The gunt is entirely composed of soy.

Also composed of the literal shit he eats

 

[World Star]

Hazy night of pills
Morning, the day is temperate
an Uber must be called

Gently flows the Maker's mark
Showers are a forgotten memory
Do I look five one

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Gently flows the Maker's mark
Showers are a forgotten memory
Do I look five one

Delicate thumbing
A feast of foul excrement
That's how kids are made

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

Time to wake up, May
Busy flagging Josh's stream
Lawn won't mow itself

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Time to wake up, May
Busy flagging Josh's stream
Lawn won't mow itself

Julius Caesar
Black woman, purple diesel
Guntian three way

 

[Polinky]

Julius Caesar
Black woman, purple diesel
Guntian three way

fucking digi's ex
even though they look like twins
not coincidence

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph is dull again
The Kiwis turn to Haiku
Gunt, he reads and seethes

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Ralph is dull again
The Kiwis turn to Haiku
Gunt, he reads and seethes

There once was a whigger named Ralph
who rose up from way deep in the South
A real Memphis ten who once and again
Put shit fingers right into his mouth.

 

[SomethingFishi]

I swear to god, if I don't get to listen to Josh's stupid stream while I work Friday- all because Ralph's a bitter, delusional flaggot- then I'm gonna be a very unhappy little man.

Is all of his Patreon shit so self-serving? I both can and can't imagine him flooding it with "content" as kissass as the gator clip was. If it is, then why the fuck do people pay money for it? To pledge their allegiance to Ralph? I just can't wrap my head around it.

I've never posted anything on the site about Ralph before, so forgive me if this is long-winded and a bit tophat deserving; I just can't find any redeeming qualities about him at the current time. Maybe back around GG or whatever, sure, but now? I mean, his biggest accomplishment was throwing Matt's misdeeds into the spotlight, but now he's doing the same shit that he canceled Jarbo for. He's fat and repulsive, his voice is legitimately appalling, he constantly fucks over the people around him, and he brags about the most abysmal and disgusting shit I've ever seen.

I'm not being hyperbolic here; can someone tell me why the fuck anyone supports this guy? It can't be because he's a "champion of free speech" because he does petty, moronic shit like this. It can't be because he's a masculine badass, because he throws fits over petty insults and blocks all of his opposition at the slightest provocation. Is it really just because he echoes a certain political leaning? Do his viewers have Stockholm after all these years?

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I swear to god, if I don't get to listen to Josh's stupid stream while I work Friday- all because Ralph's a bitter, delusional flaggot- then I'm gonna be a very unhappy little man.

Is all of his Patreon shit so self-serving? I both can and can't imagine him flooding it with "content" as kissass as the gator clip was. If it is, then why the fuck do people pay money for it? To pledge their allegiance to Ralph? I just can't wrap my head around it.

I've never posted anything on the site about Ralph before, so forgive me if this is long-winded and a bit tophat deserving; I just can't find any redeeming qualities about him at the current time. Maybe back around GG or whatever, sure, but now? I mean, his biggest accomplishment was throwing Matt's misdeeds into the spotlight, but now he's doing the same shit that he canceled Jarbo for. He's fat and repulsive, his voice is legitimately appalling, he constantly fucks over the people around him, and he brags about the most abysmal and disgusting shit I've ever seen.

I'm not being hyperbolic here; can someone tell me why the fuck anyone supports this guy? It can't be because he's a "champion of free speech" because he does petty, moronic shit like this. It can't be because he's a masculine badass, because he throws fits over petty insults and blocks all of his opposition at the slightest provocation. Is it really just because he echoes a certain political leaning? Do his viewers have Stockholm after all these years?

It's robots and retards, buddy. The rest of us are here making fun of him.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Can't wait for Ralph to lose his shit in court and try to get violent only to get tasered by a court cop.

 

[GigaKike]

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JOSHUA CONNOR MOON!
THE GUNTGARD HAS BEEN MOBILIZED AND ARE COMING FOR YOU!
WE WILL FIND OUT WHAT SLAVIC SHITHOLE YOURE HIDING IN MAKE NO MISTAKE
WE WILL FIND YOU, WE WILL SNIFF YOUR ASS, AND WE GET OUR REVENGE!
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP US IS TO DELETE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE INVOLVING RALPH IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS ELSE YOU SHALL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!


For legal purposes, this is a joke and that is a BB gun. I do not wish to assault Josh, sexually or otherwise.

 

[Jump]

He thinks he's like Howard Stern but Stern didn't spend hours pointlessly searching up his critics on the internet so he could try and get their content taken down.

To real talk show hosts a listener and a listener. Doesn't matter if you listen and then talk shit later. You still counted in the ratings.
So Ralph is stuck in no mans land with zero exposure and he DMCA's himself off youtube and away from new potential listeners. I guess if no one hears or knows his show exists then no one can make fun of him.

 

[Dont Mind Me]

I'm so fucking Chad
Sniffing sweet teenage asshole
Wishing it was Null's

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Pedo crypto troon
Fucking fat drunken retard
They glow in the dark