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Any guesses on the new pet?

I would say a turtle or bunny, but they sound like lots of work.

I was going to go with Hamsters, but:

1. Reminds him of Leanna.
2. Jasper would probably have a field day with them.
If he gets another cat it's going to be a fucking disaster. You can't just drop a new cat into a house where one is already living as there will immediately and inevitably be stress. You have to acclimate New Cat to the space and slowly introduce the two animals so they get accustomed to one another. Jasper probably has a personality disorder as it is with being locked up in one room every single day, and God help the poor little bastard if New Cat still has its claws.
 
If he gets another cat it's going to be a fucking disaster. You can't just drop a new cat into a house where one is already living as there will immediately and inevitably be stress. You have to acclimate New Cat to the space and slowly introduce the two animals so they get accustomed to one another. Jasper probably has a personality disorder as it is with being locked up in one room every single day, and God help the poor little bastard if New Cat still has its claws.

I can only see him getting another cat when/after j2k dies
 
Right, the autistic Birthday Bonanza is over and 39 year old Phil is doing some care in the community work taking his wife to a pet store on his day off.

Sweepstakes are now open for ‘Which poor creature gets dragged into the Pigpen next, and how long before it dies of neglect?’

Bonus points for guessing Phil’s justification for going:

1) Kat May die of loneliness if they don’t get another pet.

2) They just went for fun because Kat loves animals (I assume in a similar way to how Lenny from Of Mice and Men loves rabbits).

3) Jasper escaped / died of boredom and he needs to replace him before Kat gets suspicious.

4) None of your fucking business you mentally ill detractor scumbag.
 
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Edit: "yeah Derich, I'm turning 39, I try not to think about it." There you go Phil, continue not thinking about it, Out of sight out of mind right? If I put my head in the sand, then the detractors can't see me!
Absolutely store bought and I'll even go out on a limb (lol) and say it was a singular store bought piece like this example:

Phil and Kat are going to the Pet Store to look at animals. Wowie what a date. Hint hint btw
But corona!

So he's calling what he has determined as a work day a 'marathon' now?
 
There’s been tales of some people in the FGC who have confronted Phil for his shittalking online and the result being him wetting his pants when confronted. If only one of those people actually thought he was worth swinging on. He’s a coward.

They probably were smart enough to stop and think for a second to realize he wasnt worth going to jail over.
 
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