The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[draggs]

I really enjoy that super public trials like these show how easy working for the state is, so many breaks.

Courthouse life is

Show up
Head to where you work (prothonotarys office, clerk of courts office, judges chambers etc.)
Coffee and gossip
Judges show up
Coffee and gossip
Lawyers show up
Coffee and gossip
Lawyers' clients show up
Coffee and gossip
1 hour of court (jury or hearings)
Lunchtime!
Gossip
Half hour of court (jury or hearings)
Break because everyone is crashing
Coffee and gossip
1 hour of court (jury or hearings)
Jury sent home for the day so the judges can hear and rule on motions which takes 15 minutes
Coffee and gossip
Half hour of filing
Gossip
Go home while the mooks in the private sector still have 2 hours of work to go

 

[Plank]

BREAKING: Chauvin lawyer plays clip of George Floyd, asks if he is saying “I ate too many drugs”
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1379822339068682245

https://archive.is/pghC1

 

[TFT-A9]

"gave Chauvin the better legal team"

The prosecution has at least a dozen fucking attorneys and supporting staff, Chauvin hired this one dude and his... aide? But yeah they are totally just handing him the win here. Fucking Redditors.

 

[Space Retard]

>Proud Boys is a [...] Chauvinist
Not a philosophy devoted the the teachings of social activist Derek Chauvin, it turns out. Maybe we can get the ball rolling on that, though?

"Why yes I'm a Racist DerekChauvinist, how could you tell?"

 

[Aldeland]

"gave Chauvin the better legal team"

The prosecution has at least a dozen fucking attorneys and supporting staff, Chauvin hired this one dude and his... aide? But yeah they are totally just handing him the win here. Fucking Redditors.

One of the prosucutors is the Ast. Attorney Gen. for the state lmao.

 

[Probably An Autist]

ok twitter is pretty good also

 

[Iron Hamster]

BREAKING: Chauvin lawyer plays clip of George Floyd, asks if he is saying “I ate too many drugs”
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1379822339068682245

https://archive.md/pghC1

Nice attempt but seems like a stretch.

 

[Random Internet Person]

, which is that someone died while you were committing a felony.

Can't that bring the death penalty to the table in the states that have it?

 

[TFT-A9]

You retarded gorilla nigger, Floyd is not being represented at all here, what the fuck is with you NAPAs and your inability to understand the BASICS of the law and the justice system

 

[In Memoriam]

Nice attempt but seems like a stretch.

No he just talked like he had marbles in his mouth - he’s saying he ate too many drugs.

 

[Iron Hamster]

No he just talked like he had marbles in his mouth - he’s saying he ate too many drugs.

The other person saying something is too distracting. He could be saying 'I hate so many cops'.

 

[Rekkington]

Courthouse life is

Show up
Head to where you work (prothonotarys office, clerk of courts office, judges chambers etc.)
Coffee and gossip
Judges show up
Coffee and gossip
Lawyers show up
Coffee and gossip
Lawyers' clients show up
Coffee and gossip
1 hour of court (jury or hearings)
Lunchtime!
Gossip
Half hour of court (jury or hearings)
Break because everyone is crashing
Coffee and gossip
1 hour of court (jury or hearings)
Jury sent home for the day so the judges can hear and rule on motions which takes 15 minutes
Coffee and gossip
Half hour of filing
Gossip
Go home while the mooks in the private sector still have 2 hours of work to go

Sound very Jewish.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

No he just talked like he had marbles in his mouth - he’s saying he ate too many drugs.

Like this only speedballs.

 

[Glass House]

Nice attempt but seems like a stretch.

This clip was played while they were talking about the chaos of the situation and how information might not be heard. I took this as the defense showing that Chauvin didn't know that Floyd was ODing.

It just has the added benefit of maybe making the jury think that has did say he took too many drugs.

 

[TFT-A9]

This clip was played while they were talking about the chaos of the situation and how information might not be heard. I took this as the defense showing that Chauvin didn't know that Floyd was ODing.

It just has the added benefit of maybe making the jury think that has did say he took too many drugs.

It does the defense's job - instills reasonable doubt.

I mean, that's been done NUMEROUS TIMES ALREADY, but more of that isn't exactly gonna hurt Chauvin's case.

 

[Roybertitos]

Nice attempt but seems like a stretch.

I dunno, I can kinda hear it. The drugs part is kinda cut off but I dunno what else he could be referring to when he says "I ate to many...", maybe bananas? Lol

 

[Banditotron]

We back

 

[Plank]

I dunno, I can kinda hear it. The drugs part is kinda cut off but I dunno what else he could be referring to when he says "I ate to many...", maybe bananas? Lol

The other possibility people are suggesting is 'pills'.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

No he just talked like he had marbles in his mouth - he’s saying he ate too many drugs.

I hear "I ain't doin any drugs" which is a lie so I'm not sure if that is better or worse

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

We back

He's also black.