The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

This is a big problem for their neighbors. The dust coming from their property will settle on grasses on nearby properties, killing it by smothering it. It's a runaway effect whereby degraded land causes the land around it to also degrade. The entire lot is just loose dirt. There's nothing there. Those animals are so hungry and there's so many of them that they've eaten every molecule of plant life available to them. The more land they buy, the more land they can ruin.

They're such a fucking blight on everything.

Don't these idiots have an HOA? I'm surprised they don't step in and fine the shit out of them, or whatever they do, since this directly impacts the neighbors and isn't just some run-of-the-mill shit HOAs shit their pants about like using the wrong paint on your house.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

While I 100% believe the tranchlings could dismantle their local ecosystem, do we have any pics confirming it isn't similar on the neighbors side at this time? Here in Oregon I've seen patches that look barren in the scrub-lands in the east that spring back to life in the growing season; not sure what they have in Colorado but I was thinking that since the tranch is located in a place with a short growing season, it could it just be a winter phase.

In the photos that show the fence line, you can clearly see scrub and grasses growing on the neighbors properties, out of reach of the alpaca and other animals. It's a very stark visual difference. Whatever their neighbors are doing with their land, it looks like they're doing it a lot more responsibly than the Tranch.

 

[Dagobert]

In the photos that show the fence line, you can clearly see scrub and grasses growing on the neighbors properties, out of reach of the alpaca and other animals. It's a very stark visual difference. Whatever their neighbors are doing with their land, it looks like they're doing it a lot more responsibly than the Tranch.

I'm just retarded then because at least in the more recent set of photos with the dust storm I can't really see the difference between neighbor's land and the Tranch and that's what got me thinking about the die-downs here at home. Thanks for answering.

 

[SIGSEGV]

>somehow ended up talking about Kiwi Farms with a friend of mine last night
>sent him links to two videos about the Tranch (one was a 9NEWS segment where they were talking about carrying guns, the other was the PBS segment)
"Oh good, I'm sure nothing bad happens to those alpacas"
This guy knew absolutely nothing about the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, but after just two fluff pieces he was concerned about the alpacas.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

What's the etymology of "am hole"? I gather that it's the term one of the tranchers uses to refer to his stink ditch, but where did it come from?

 

[local killjoy]

What's the etymology of "am hole"? I gather that it's the term one of the tranchers uses to refer to his stink ditch, but where did it come from?

Kevin tweeted “am hole” one day, referring to his need to be fucked in all his holes like the sex-obsessed tranny he is.

Spoiler: he doesn’t get fucked as often as he pretends he does, but his followers don’t know that.

 

[Coily]

This is part of the cartoon where there is a montage of everything going to Hell while cheery music plays in the background.

 

[White Devil]

Spoiler: he doesn’t get fucked, but his followers don’t know that.

Ftfy

 

[Coily]

Desertification is really scary. They are toying with powerful forces.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Depleting water table saga should be upcoming.

 

[Vaclav]

There is a tourist stop near Freeport, ME that's worth a visit when you're done taking picture with the big boot at LL Bean called The Desert of Maine. tldr is that a family of farmers in the 1800s over-grazed and improperly cultivated the land stripping the topsoil. It exposed a sand deposit from 10,000 years ago. The sand patch grew and overtook the entire farm due to the lack of topsoil. It's pretty wild to see a legit desert in the middle of a conifer forest.

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The Tranch is starting with a much less robust ecosystem.

The Maine desert got so bad because there was a deposit of sand, not just dust, beneath the farmland. Unless there's actual sand underneath the tranch the results won't be this bad. They could still very well create a dust bowl though.

Don't these idiots have an HOA? I'm surprised they don't step in and fine the shit out of them, or whatever they do, since this directly impacts the neighbors and isn't just some run-of-the-mill shit HOAs shit their pants about like using the wrong paint on your house.

They're out in the country so no HOAs. However, they're right at the tipping point where their bad choices will start to have serious (literal) fallout for everyone living around them. That should be grounds for at least civil suits against the tranchers.

 

[“Fun”times]

Kevin and the troony goonies as the four horsemen because these fucks are gonna destroy that poor little town. (Sorry for the quick shit edit)

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

So how much fucking trouble could the Tranchers get if they actually end up making the whole area a Dust bowl, or have dust bowl like conditions, and start to fuck up the whole area?

They can't possible be excused for that if it happens.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

RE: Phil not seeing combat.

If I'm not mistaken quite a few Army boys were stationed in Germany prior to be shipped to Iraq during the first rounds of the conflict. I am inclined to think something may of happened in Germany that caused him to not be deployed.

 

[Dickens Cider]

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Kevin and the troony goonies as the four horsemen because these fucks are gonna destroy that poor little town. (Sorry for the quick shit edit)

You mean the four horseBEAUTIFUL WAHMEN of the apocalypse, yes? And I really don’t think any of them actually could pull off famine....or war come to think of it.
As an aside I was looking through and found that if they stopped playing idiot games they could find PDFs of all the damned training manuals USMC ever issued, including rifle marksmanship. They don’t even have any of Kurt Saxon’s books. Their larping is poor lol

 

[Marvin]

They're out in the country so no HOAs.

They do indeed have a HOA.

 

[White Devil]

RE: Phil not seeing combat.

If I'm not mistaken quite a few Army boys were stationed in Germany prior to be shipped to Iraq during the first rounds of the conflict. I am inclined to think something may of happened in Germany that caused him to not be deployed.

Isn't Germany a real popular deployment with the pot heads?

 

[Prolego]

I just had another look at that news report, and I can't work out who this young hottie is. Any ideas?

 

[Surfin Terf]

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Kevin and the troony goonies as the four horsemen because these fucks are gonna destroy that poor little town. (Sorry for the quick shit edit)

Penny is obviously War, Kevin is Disease. So who's Death and Famine?

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

So how much fucking trouble could the Tranchers get if they actually end up making the whole area a Dust bowl, or have dust bowl like conditions, and start to fuck up the whole area?

They can't possible be excused for that if it happens.

Their piece of property is pretty small all things considered. It probably won't do much more than be a nuisance to their neighbors for right now, provided the neighbors stay on top of maintaining their own property. Between this, the slandering on the news, and the rainbow gun parties, I can't imagine their neighbors like them too much.

These landscapes were able to support large herds of bison historically because they were constantly on the move. Seasonal changes, availability of quality forage, and pressure from predators stopped them from overgrazing in specific spots. The animals ate, left manure to return nutrients to the soil, and then moved on to new territory. The continuous movement of the herds allowed the landscape to recover. Fenced animals on private property can't do that.