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[ten dollars off]

It's pretty wild that the labia majora are constructed from ball skin. Can you imagine the whole exterior just puckering up like a raisin when it's cold?

 

[EnemyStand]

It's pretty wild that the labia majora are constructed from ball skin. Can you imagine the whole exterior just puckering up like a raisin when it's cold?

I couldn't. Then I could. Damn you.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Kevin ordered a 330$ magic card box

This is where the gofundme money goes.

crawls out of the jungle

Look, I know I am late, but I do not care as Ive been catching up with this entire fucking thread by reading every message for a literal month and I have just read this and I cannot stop myself from sperging about how idiotic this purchase is. I only quickly checked a few pages ahead to see if someone talked about it and I didnt see anything so Im doing it.

Time Spiral Remastered is the first remastered set of MTG to be printed on paper, and people have been saying its a fucking banger of a set, card and monetary value wise. The original Time Spiral set and block is really fun to draft and IIRC people love it. For most MTG sets, boxes don't break even, which means that the value of the individual cards in the box are less than the price of the box itself (there are 36 15-card packs in a box, so 540 cards). But Time Spiral Remastered does, and does so consistently. MTG Youtuber Tolarian Community College buys boxes of MTG sets will keep opening them on video until the price of the rares, mythic rares, and foil cards (fancy, shiny cards) in a box are less than the price that he bought the box at. Usually these videos are 15 minutes. Time Spiral Remastered is at 45 minutes. Before it was released, a box of Time Spiral Remastered was $150. Tolarian had to use $220 as his price cutoff because thats what he bought it at. Then people realized that this set was amazing and it shot up to almost $400. So KevKev here bought it at more than a $100 markup. Also, a standard MTG box usually costs $100. So he could have just bought three non Time Spiral Remastered boxes instead.

People typically pool their money together to buy a box and then draft from the sealed packs. They get to keep the cards they drafted, so its possible to break even if you get a few nice rares or foils. But they can't do that in these covid times, so the ONLY good reason to buy a box nowadays is to make a cube out of it for drafting (and even then you will still probably need to buy single cards online to complete the cube). I know people who buy boxes to make a cube out of it, and everyone has said that Time Spiral Remastered is just too expensive to turn into a set. My partner jokes about only accepting boxes of Time Spiral Remastered as wedding gifts because its so damn expensive.

This is such an irresponsible purchase, and I hope to God it comes to pass where he begs for gibs and someone just quotes this tweet in the replies.

He also talks about buying Strixhaven, a magic school themed set (which ngl looks cool as shit), but while it probably wont be $330 a box, it will be free to play and draft on MTG Arena unlike Time Spiral Remastered. So he could just save his money and still cosoom, but no, little KevKev must have the physical cards and LARP as a cute little girl learning magic in high school and own it to Queen TERF JK Rowling.

Goodbye, Im going to go back and finish the rest of this cursed thread.

edit: small typos and clarifications

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

crawls out of the jungle

Look, I know I am late, but I do not care as Ive been catching up with this entire fucking thread by reading every message for a literal month and I have just read this and I cannot stop myself from sperging about how idiotic this purchase is. I only quickly checked a few pages ahead to see if someone talked about it and I didnt see anything so Im doing it.

Time Spiral Remastered is the first remastered set of MTG to be printed on paper, and people have been saying its a fucking banger of a set, card and monetary value wise. The original Time Spiral set and block is really fun to draft and IIRC people love it. For most MTG sets, boxes don't break even, which means that the value of the individual cards in the box are less than the price of the box itself (there are 36 15-card packs in a box, so 540 cards). But Time Spiral Remastered does, and does so consistently. MTG Youtuber Tolarian Community College buys boxes of MTG sets will keep opening them on video until the price of the rares, mythic rares, and foil cards (fancy, shiny cards) in a box are less than the price that he bought the box at. Usually these videos are 15 minutes. Time Spiral Remastered is at 45 minutes. Before it was released, a box of Time Spiral Remastered was $150. Tolarian had to use $220 as his price cutoff because thats what he bought it at. Then people realized that this set was amazing and it shot up to almost $400. So KevKev here bought it at a $100 markup. Also, a standard MTG box usually costs $100. So he he could have just bought three non Time Spiral Remastered boxes instead.

People typically pool their money together to buy a box and then draft from the sealed packs. They get to keep the cards they drafted, so its possible to break even if you get a few nice rares or foils. But they can't do that in these covid times, so the ONLY good reason to buy a box nowadays is to make a cube out of it for drafting (and even then you will still probably need to buy single cards online to complete the cube). I know people who buy boxes to make a cube out of it, and everyone has said that Time Spiral Remastered is just too expensive to turn into a set. My partner jokes about only accepting boxes of Time Spiral Remastered as wedding gifts because its so damn expensive.

This is such an irresponsible purchase, and I hope to God it comes to pass where he begs for gibs and someone just quotes this tweet in the replies.

He also talks about buying Strixhaven, a magic school themed set (which ngl looks cool as shit), but while it probably wont be $330 a box, it will be free to play and draft on MTG Arena unlike Time Spiral Remastered. So he could just save his money and still cosoom, but no, little KevKev must have the physical cards and LARP as a cute little girl learning magic in high school and own it to Queen TERF JK Rowling.

Goodbye, Im going to go back and finish the rest of cursed thread.

enjoy hitting April 1st...

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Unless I've missed it, I can't see anywhere that he's been showing of his $800 transformer toy.
I assume bonnie and penny have told him not to as it's making the grifting look bad.

He said he that he was just going to open the box and look at it, then pack it back up because there's no room for it. Troons, once again displaying their egregious lack of forethought.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Another apg smirk selfie

Spoiler

Kevin received his stimulus check.

Kevin want to buy two 150$ transformer.

Kevin daily cope.

Mode_View grooming.

Kevin is bi ????

Say the perverted man who fetishize lesbians.

lol

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> lesbians can like men

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

enjoy hitting April 1st...

I cant wait until Im done; its been a wild ride and I feel like I've reached the true peak. Shit like this has so much entertainment value and Kev's degeneracy makes me want to improve myself. Im so glad I joined the farms.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Kevin received his stimulus check.
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When you treat every shitty cup as your grail, you end up swimming in garbage like a hoarder.

Nice investment, Kevin.

 

[Hitman One]

Another apg smirk selfie

Lmao this nigga getting manlier with every passing selfie. He's got the forehead of a twice divorced high school geography teacher.

 

[Don Draper]

bi lesbian? so words just have no meaning now huh

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

words just have no meaning now huh

That's postmodernism for you.

 

[Putin Bot]

bi lesbian? so words just have no meaning now huh

There's bi lesbians, he/him lesbians, straight lesbians, pan lesbians, they/them lesbians, asexual lesbians...pretty much [insert random word] lesbian, and boom, instant lesbian.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Announcing that your government cheque is going towards transformer toys should be grounds for lethal injection. What a fucking goon.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Lmao this nigga getting manlier with every passing selfie. He's got the forehead of a twice divorced high school geography teacher.

My twice divorced high chool geography teacher looked better than that and he was a heavy drinker.

 

[SIGSEGV]

passing selfie

He doesn't pass in any of them though.

 

[Yinci]

I love this Guy. (The he is so horrible that he is awesome)

Imagine being his sister. Lots packed in those 4 words.

So happy he wont ever learn. I can keep up with... herrrrr... for ever.

 

[Law]

Lmao this nigga getting manlier with every passing selfie. He's got the forehead of a twice divorced high school geography teacher.

I'm self conscious about my forehead wrinkles, and Kevin's dusty klingon dome piece makes me feel better.
Thanks, Kevin.

 

[Yinci]

He doesn't pass in any of them though.

I think he can pass but his female form is a fat ugly cunt at walmart.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

I think he can pass but his female form is a fat ugly cunt at walmart.

Kevin can't even pass for a human, let alone a woman