Containment Random Chris Updates

[Doctor of Autism]

Is this a trolling thing, like when BlueSpike made Chris say Billy Mays was the Mayor of CWCVille? I sincerely hope nobody is doing something that fucking boring and weenish.

I mean given the mayor before Walsh was Brendan Fraser, Chris probably forgot who she is or some ween at Praetor told him

 

[Interchanger]

Is this a trolling thing, like when BlueSpike made Chris say Billy Mays was the Mayor of CWCVille? I sincerely hope nobody is doing something that fucking boring and weenish.

I was under the impression that Chris still thinks he, Walsh and Gradulon are still in an alliance. So as they are all friends Walsh can be mayor. But again could be somthing else going on, maybe he got tired of Brenden so replaced him or Chris understands Brenden couldn't be mayor for life so he mocked a fictional election in some daydream and Walsh won in his head.

 

[Picklechu]

Does Walsh actually know about her place in Christory?

Yes, she's at least vaguely aware. From 2007 until a few years before she retired, she couldn't even have her email listed on the PVCC website because people would spam her with CWC stuff. Every other staff members' except for hers could be found.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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Is Twilight Garble destined to die alone as an obese redneck, who spoons with his mother and has the general vissage and smell of a hobo?

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Seriously, I can't tell the difference, expecept for the fact that Chris has the same personality, looks, and destiny as a blobfish, which is to do die as an the biggest joke on the internet due to being ugly.

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chris's face has 3 gunts. his chin and both cheeks.

 

[Tikbalang]

Thanks Chris I just had dental work done and needed a good laugh.


As much as I hate to admit doing a wiki search on twilight shows she and Chris couldn't be more different from each other. Twilight studied and worked hard to get where she is and was kinda socially awkward at first but adapted and made actual friends.

Chris has been a lazy dumbass his entire life, his school work from grade school all the way to college left a lot to be desired. If it weren't for Bob and barb constantly hectoring the Greene county school board and playing the tard card Chris would have been failed and held back till he was too old to be kept in the public school system.

And do I even need to bring up how his whole life, he more or less drove every potential friend away by being a social pariah? And making an ass of himself over the internet time and time again? To the point where the only friends he has are weens egarly awaiting the day they can parade Chris around like a sideshow attraction?

At some point, he'll think that he's immortal and don't waste time to make friends.
And those praetors and white knights? They're just his subjects willing to feed Chris.

Comparing himself to a competent horse is nothing but a wishful thinking.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

At some point, he'll think that he's immortal and don't waste time to make friends.
And those praetors and white knights? They're just his subjects willing to feed Chris.

Comparing himself to a competent horse is nothing but a wishful thinking.

Immortal now, yes, but I can picture Chris in his twilight years settling into a fantasy world similar to Downtown Abby where he's a plucky chamber pot maid named Jeliza Rosa Bushwell Brumley who falls in love with the handsome and mature Duke Josiah Blackburn Moon. The pair's love is tested as Jeliza's husband sir Magi-Chan returns from the great war ready and willing to scarf down Jeliza's eel pie.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Yes, she's at least vaguely aware. From 2007 until a few years before she retired, she couldn't even have her email listed on the PVCC website because people would spam her with CWC stuff. Every other staff members' except for hers could be found.

Also not sure if I'm mixing facts up but I think Chris mentioned seeing Sonichu in her office right in front of her face or tried to do a "curse ye ha me ha" or both

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Also not sure if I'm mixing facts up but I think Chris mentioned seeing Sonichu in her office right in front of her face or tried to do a "curse ye ha me ha" or both

He started conversing with imaginary friends and then did a curse ye ha me ha. It's understandable why she didn't want him at PVCC.

 

[Ophelia]

Immortal now, yes, but I can picture Chris in his twilight years settling into a fantasy world similar to Downtown Abby where he's a plucky chamber pot maid named Jeliza Rosa Bushwell Brumley who falls in love with the handsome and mature Duke Josiah Blackburn Moon. The pair's love is tested as Jeliza's husband sir Magi-Chan returns from the great war ready and willing to scarf down Jeliza's eel pie.

For all we know, these are the twilight years. And I don’t see Chris fantasizing about being a servant in any reality.

Also not sure if I'm mixing facts up but I think Chris mentioned seeing Sonichu in her office right in front of her face or tried to do a "curse ye ha me ha" or both

The wiki says that happened, yes.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

For all we know, these are the twilight years. And I don’t see Chris fantasizing about being a servant in any reality.


The wiki says that happened, yes.

I think he would, especially if he was a servant marrying into royalty.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Instagram post: Every fictional individual is a real being.
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Yet he denies others' existence if he doesn't like them.

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"A friend... sometimes a lover, even" — CWC

I was under the impression that Chris still thinks he, Walsh and Gradulon are still in an alliance. So as they are all friends Walsh can be mayor. But again could be somthing else going on, maybe he got tired of Brenden so replaced him or Chris understands Brenden couldn't be mayor for life so he mocked a fictional election in some daydream and Walsh won in his head.

Chris probably sees baddies changing sides on cartoons but his feeble, reptile-like mind can barely grasp the reasoning behind besides "something-something common menac-Oh! Look at da pretty colors!". So monkey see, monkey do.

It's like when he came here of all places to make a Q&A, he was in a good mood because he thought he was in a "relationship" with "Jessica Quinn" and dumbass decided we were a-ok just because, despite anyone with half a brain would see that this is a hub of relentless Chris mockery, as it has always been, just by browsing the board for a minute.

Yes, she's at least vaguely aware. From 2007 until a few years before she retired, she couldn't even have her email listed on the PVCC website because people would spam her with CWC stuff. Every other staff members' except for hers could be found.

God, that poor innocent woman. Chris does really stink up everything he touches like the chromosome-challenged skunk he is.

 

[Tikbalang]

God, that poor innocent woman. Chris does really stink up everything he touches like the chromosome-challenged skunk he is.

That the real Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha right there, or the Chris Chan Curse.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

A new ween named HoboSchmely enters the ring.

Helena roleplays with Chris with her two accounts (@HelenaGFiorenza and @zonichu).

 

[Ophelia]

I think he would, especially if he was a servant marrying into royalty.

He thinks he’s descended from the Tudors.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

"I have Witching Hours." Another CWCism.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Who is more irksome? Chris, with his self-important delusions and ignorance? Or Helena, with her completely unfunny and duck-teasing trolling?

Sod them both.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"I have Witching Hours." Another CWCism.

It's better than I've got scabies butt flies.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It's better than I've got scabies butt flies.

Plus dumbass got the expression wrong. The witching hour is 3 am on the dot, not 4.

Who is more irksome? Chris, with his self-important delusions and ignorance? Or Helena, with her completely unfunny and duck-teasing trolling?

Sod them both.

I mean at least Helena is drawing new comics that are almost perfect replicas of the ones Chris drew before he got too lazy to even draw. Plus I do love watching Chris show despite all the hrt, and the supposedly polygamous marriage, he's just as thirsty for pussy as he was when he was clinging to Megan 13 years ago



Also just so you guys know we're almost at 1790 pages.... 1790 was the year Ben Franklin died. Thought I'd mention it given all the Ben Franklin jokes we make about Chris.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Press F to doubt.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Press F to doubt.

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Where did you get that comment from? On the same video (part 42 of ACH) on my end, Chris's comment is this:

The one you see is way too normal sounding to be Chris. YouTube's been having this issue for some browsers (Chrome with certain extensions installed) and on mobile where comments from previously watched videos get spliced into the sections of whatever you're currently watching, so I'm assuming that's why.