The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

They do indeed have a HOA.

Good job finding this:
Is the earth ship being built out of spare tires?

Spoiler: Chad CRAMRA

If it is the HOA thinks that the troons are going to emerge from the earthship as fucking Fallout tier ghouls due to radon radiation

(Edit: This website is a fun read, check it out)

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Isn't Germany a real popular deployment with the pot heads?

I know someone who was there for a bit before he got shipped off to Iraq which is the only reason I knew it was a stepping stone, but he told me all kinds of crazy stories they would get up to. There were a lot of young men running around knowing they were heading to Iraq and that resulted in some really dumb decisions.

EDIT: Power-leveled a bit without thinking and fixed it. My bad.

 

[break these cuffs]

RE: Phil not seeing combat.

If I'm not mistaken quite a few Army boys were stationed in Germany prior to be shipped to Iraq during the first rounds of the conflict. I am inclined to think something may of happened in Germany that caused him to not be deployed.

The US military has a large presence in Germany and it used to be much larger. Armor and infantry units that were stationed in Germany participated in the invasion and subsequent occupation. I'd assume as a cavalry scout he would have been in some kind of combat arms unit that would have most certainly deployed sometime between 2003-2007. He was stationed in Germany after boot and MOS training a month before 9/11 happened and was on a 6 year contract. I'm assuming his enlistment was 2001-2007. I have no idea how the Army deployments work, though. They also could have been very different during the initial invasion and occupation timeline.

My only experience is with the Marine Corps in a line company and how non-infantry units in the Marine Crops deployed could be very different as to who went and who didn't. An infantry battalion just had a remain behind element that mostly consisted of fuck ups with legal issues, guys who had surgery scheduled or other medical issues, and short timers waiting to get out. Everybody else went. Someone can submit an SF-180 to the Archives to get redacted copies of his service records if they really want to know. He's made no type of stolen valor claims or anything, so I personally would rather gossip and speculate.

 

[Ghostse]

Depleting water table saga should be upcoming.

They are doing their part by never showering.

 

[SqueakyClean]

I just had another look at that news report, and I can't work out who this young hottie is. Any ideas?

View attachment 2067093

Pretty sure that's Boone's husband.

 

[Monolith]

Penny is obviously War, Kevin is Disease. So who's Death and Famine?

Josie is Death, and the alpacas are collectively Famine.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Josie is Death, and the alpacas are collectively Famine.

Josie is definitely Death, but I'd say Bonnie is Famine. There's no food after Dump Truck Bonnie comes through.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

With the alpacas (and now sheep) breeding out of control, with no predators, I don't see how ruinous overgrazing isn't inevitable. Especially since the rejected (probably malnourished) lambs are getting bottle-fed and surviving anyway as a result, what's the tranchers' endgame? A constantly expanding livestock herd->constantly expanding pitybux->constantly expanding property, until they're big enough to declare themselves the Arch-Duchesses of Colorado? Pretty sure they're gonna hit a limiting factor before then. Probably in the form of the neighbors' working dogs discovering that there's a lot of free, tasty snacks just on the other side of that fence.

As far as the veteran posturing goes, the only thing being a Marine gives you an authoritative opinion on is what color of crayon tastes best (purple.)

 

[break these cuffs]

With the alpacas (and now sheep) breeding out of control, with no predators, I don't see how ruinous overgrazing isn't inevitable. Especially since the rejected (probably malnourished) lambs are getting bottle-fed and surviving anyway as a result, what's the tranchers' endgame? A constantly expanding livestock herd->constantly expanding pitybux->constantly expanding property, until they're big enough to declare themselves the Arch-Duchesses of Colorado? Pretty sure they're gonna hit a limiting factor before then. Probably in the form of the neighbors' working dogs discovering that there's a lot of free, tasty snacks just on the other side of that fence.

As far as the veteran posturing goes, the only thing being a Marine gives you an authoritative opinion on is what color of crayon tastes best (purple.)

A true connoisseur enjoys all the colors of the rainbow. Diversity is our strength.

 

[pirate holiday]

Anyway, here are some ladies lunching:View attachment 2059328

Peenellope’s favorite people don’t seem to include her two slaves/lovers/girlfriends.

Looks like Jen and Am Hole were left at home while the tranch elite get beer and burgers in town. Is this some kind of sexual humiliation thing, or is absolutely everyone involved just selfish shitty wastes of oxygen?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

With the alpacas (and now sheep) breeding out of control, with no predators, I don't see how ruinous overgrazing isn't inevitable. Especially since the rejected (probably malnourished) lambs are getting bottle-fed and surviving anyway as a result, what's the tranchers' endgame? A constantly expanding livestock herd->constantly expanding pitybux->constantly expanding property, until they're big enough to declare themselves the Arch-Duchesses of Colorado? Pretty sure they're gonna hit a limiting factor before then. Probably in the form of the neighbors' working dogs discovering that there's a lot of free, tasty snacks just on the other side of that fence.

As far as the veteran posturing goes, the only thing being a Marine gives you an authoritative opinion on is what color of crayon tastes best (purple.)

There are at least two predators at the ranch so they won't have to worry about that.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Speaking of crayon eating (fuck you btw lol) one of us actually invented edible crayons. Because fuck you that’s why.

 

[White Devil]

Speaking of crayon eating (fuck you btw lol) one of us actually invented edible crayons. Because fuck you that’s why.

I've seen those. I honestly thought the chocolate starfishes would have been enough, but nooooo.

 

[0 0]

Penny is obviously War, Kevin is Disease. So who's Death and Famine?

Paul is famine because he both burns all the food in the house evident by his cooking but also because he eats all of it as evident by his waistline.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Speaking of crayon eating (fuck you btw lol) one of us actually invented edible crayons. Because fuck you that’s why.

All crayons are edible if you're not a pussy

 

[Dagobert]

All crayons are edible if you're not a pussy

Anything can be eaten at least once if you possess the balls. Not sure if that'll help the tranchlings though

 

[Whatsup bud?]

So uh....have they actually sold a single thing from the "ranch"? I mean trans ranchers counter culture whoo but the point of farming is to make money right? And aint no way their grift is going to last much longer. Unless they fake a hate crime which I honestly think is the next natural step in all this. Or theyll piss off the townies enough for some kind of retaliation to occur that they'll label as such.

 

[break these cuffs]

So uh....have they actually sold a single thing from the "ranch"?

They sell the yarn from the alpacas on etsy. It's been critiqued earlier in the thread.

I mean trans ranchers counter culture whoo but the point of farming is to make money right?

The point of being tranny farmers under attack from neo-nazi militias is to grift.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

The US military has a large presence in Germany and it used to be much larger. Armor and infantry units that were stationed in Germany participated in the invasion and subsequent occupation. I'd assume as a cavalry scout he would have been in some kind of combat arms unit that would have most certainly deployed sometime between 2003-2007. He was stationed in Germany after boot and MOS training a month before 9/11 happened and was on a 6 year contract. I'm assuming his enlistment was 2001-2007. I have no idea how the Army deployments work, though. They also could have been very different during the initial invasion and occupation timeline.

My only experience is with the Marine Corps in a line company and how non-infantry units in the Marine Crops deployed could be very different as to who went and who didn't. An infantry battalion just had a remain behind element that mostly consisted of fuck ups with legal issues, guys who had surgery scheduled or other medical issues, and short timers waiting to get out. Everybody else went. Someone can submit an SF-180 to the Archives to get redacted copies of his service records if they really want to know. He's made no type of stolen valor claims or anything, so I personally would rather gossip and speculate.

Resident crayon eating POG here. If anything when I was in our deployment schedule was even more fucked. There was never enough of us Motor T guys around. What was supposed to be a 7 month deployment for me turned into 11 months cause they asked for volunteers to roll over to another unit. Then I get back and get sent to another unit that is working up and end up back on deployment 8 months later. I spent just as much time deployed as back in the rear.

As for the dick measuring of deployments it’s even worse in POG units. Because the guys with CARs are the minority we constantly were getting shit on by the rest of the battalion who were Fobbits.

 

[Vaclav]

So uh....have they actually sold a single thing from the "ranch"? I mean trans ranchers counter culture whoo but the point of farming is to make money right? And aint no way their grift is going to last much longer. Unless they fake a hate crime which I honestly think is the next natural step in all this. Or theyll piss off the townies enough for some kind of retaliation to occur that they'll label as such.

Grifts like this usually start at the top of their earning potential and go down. The "fascist militia" was good for a lot of bucks but that kind of victimhood drama can't be sustained indefinitely. They're going to need to keep the sympathy going with new threats and dangers.

Add to that the fact the animal population is now well and truly out of their control and the land has been depleted and they're sitting on the threshold of Really Bad Shit that they're going to have to cover up to look good to prospective donors. Expect future releases from the ranch to take on an increasingly Baghdad Bob-esque quality.

They might even deliberately start conflicts with the locals because the $100k has taught them that conflict brings in the cash and they'll need a more tangible, visible conflict to keep people interested.