Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Spoonomancer]

isn't Renegade Roo also in Boozy's circle or am i getting my furry circles wrong again

 

[Parasaurolophus]

"My dead mother that hates me and I hate bought me furry art once"
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She likes it, but she's a furry never nude

What do you even anymore? It's one of the more legible texts too, no typos, just a few negligible grammatical errors and yet I honestly can't tell what the person who labels himself a "writer" is trying to communicate.

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

What do you even anymore? It's one of the more legible texts too, no typos, just a few negligible grammatical errors and yet I honestly can't tell what the person who labels himself a "writer" is trying to communicate.

I’m pretty sure he’s trying to say mama Gags would pay for his fetish furry commissions especially on his birthday but she would draw the line at full NSFW (bitch ).

 

[Spunt]

Christ. I don't know whether paying for cheesecake furry art commissions for your adult child makes you the best or the worst parent in the world. Not that it matters because this almost certainly didn't happen anyway.

 

[Dahmer]

What do you even anymore? It's one of the more legible texts too, no typos, just a few negligible grammatical errors and yet I honestly can't tell what the person who labels himself a "writer" is trying to communicate.

"Never nude" is a thing from Arrested Development. David Cross's character is a "never nude" (he can never be naked, even when showering).

Lou's stunted mind means he uses a bunch of TV show and pop culture references to get across ideas because words are hard for this professional writer.

 

[Parasaurolophus]

"Never nude" is a thing from Arrested Development. David Cross's character is a "never nude" (he can never be naked, even when showering).

Lou's stunted mind means he uses a bunch of TV show and pop culture references to get across ideas because words are hard for this professional writer.

Does that imply then his mom is actually a furry? A furry never-nude? And thanks, I don't usually keep up with pop culture

 

[0 0]

Does that imply then his mom is actually a furry? A furry never-nude? And thanks, I don't usually keep up with pop culture

He uses that awful voice-to-text system so he doesn't waste precious calories pushing a touchpad keyboard, so who knows if that's even what he meant to post. Rather than "never-nude" he might have been trying to say "I never knew," and Louis is too lazy to correct an incomprehensible message before he posts because spitting out as many tweets as possible is more important than actually communicating what he has to say.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Christ. I don't know whether paying for cheesecake furry art commissions for your adult child makes you the best or the worst parent in the world. Not that it matters because this almost certainly didn't happen anyway.

That's okay, but why the fuck would he brag about the mother that's allegedly been abusing him for decades?

 

[Sintharia]

Aw, you guys... Lou's just so proud of his transphobic, abusive, deceased mother!

 

[In the Sick of It]

"Never nude" is a thing from Arrested Development. David Cross's character is a "never nude" (he can never be naked, even when showering).

Lou's stunted mind means he uses a bunch of TV show and pop culture references to get across ideas because words are hard for this professional writer.

I mean I know the reference and it still makes no sense. @0 1's theory seems plausible but who knows what goes on in Lou's sugar addled brain.

 

[SIGSEGV]

"My dead mother that hates me and I hate bought me furry art once"
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"Make sure the tiger has six arms and eight boobs, okay Mom?"

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou lists his favorite Doctor Who actors. #1 and #2 only appeared one time each.

https://twitter.com/blutiggy/status/1379996576593108993 | https://archive.li/wip/nAUZj

Lou injects himself into Boozy's domestic drama, and Boozy is NOT happy about it. Honestly amazed that Boozy didn't have him muted.

https://twitter.com/blutiggy/status/1380146629878165505 | https://archive.li/wip/tfqUL

Living the good life in Greensburg:

https://twitter.com/blutiggy/status/1380142770757718019 | https://archive.li/wip/M3Z7W


Lou wrote a draft of a tweet, screenshotted it, and then tweeted the screenshot of the unpublished tweet, because that makes all kinds of sense:

https://twitter.com/blutiggy/status/1380181304268951555 | https://archive.li/wip/fwAu1

 

[JaneThough]

Lou's Dr Who ranking tells me he likely has not watched any Dr Who at all.

 

[Spoonomancer]

surprised Boozy never makes an exception to his "Mute people only!" rule for lou considering how consistently shitty Lou is to Boozy

Lou wrote a draft of a tweet, screenshotted it, and then tweeted the screenshot of the unpublished tweet, because that makes all kinds of sense:

Twitter has a 280 character limit and it is common for people to screenshot their full responses if they can't type it out into a Twitter response

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lou lists his favorite Doctor Who actors. #1 and #2 only appeared one time each.
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https://twitter.com/blutiggy/status/1379996576593108993 | https://archive.md/wip/nAUZj

Lou injects himself into Boozy's domestic drama, and Boozy is NOT happy about it. Honestly amazed that Boozy didn't have him muted.
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https://twitter.com/blutiggy/status/1380146629878165505 | https://archive.md/wip/tfqUL

Living the good life in Greensburg:
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https://twitter.com/blutiggy/status/1380142770757718019 | https://archive.md/wip/M3Z7W


Lou wrote a draft of a tweet, screenshotted it, and then tweeted the screenshot of the unpublished tweet, because that makes all kinds of sense:
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https://twitter.com/blutiggy/status/1380181304268951555 | https://archive.md/wip/fwAu1

But you were just crying the other day you couldn't walk downstairs to give a package to a UPS driver............unless that was because you would have been distracted by the kitchen where the free food is.

 

[kevin]

he has a dozen tablets, computers, and other electronic devices, some which he bought specifically so he could work on his "art" or "writing", cable tv, access to the internet, video and computer games, a room full of toys and books.
but "I don't have anything to do!!!!!"

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

he has a dozen tablets, computers, and other electronic devices, some which he bought specifically so he could work on his "art" or "writing", cable tv, access to the internet, video and computer games, a room full of toys and books.
but "I don't have anything to do!!!!!"

He's bored of what he has right now. He doesn't find any joy in the things he does have and so he needs the constant high of getting something shiny new.
Even if it's a five year old has-been gaming laptop or an all-in-one suitable for an office environment.

Spoiler: somewhat relevant video

It's not quite the same as a woman complaining "but I have nothing to wear, honey!", more like a spoiled child shrieking for the first new toy he set his eyes on.

 

[Pinball 2000]

I for one am still trying to process Lou's "my mom bought me furry art commissions" story. Assuming it's something that indeed happen (and not just shit he made up), I would absolutely love to know how that conversation went.

When I was 11 or so, I had once begged and begged my mom to let me borrow her card to buy something off ebay with it, and she made a big deal about handling her stuff and her money, but ultimately let me use it when I agreed to pay her in cash to compensate her.

I can't imagine how much more painfully awkward that conversation would have been for Lou, considering he was probably in his 20's at the time and had to explain to his mom why he needed to send some random person on PayPal 50 bucks to compensate them for drawing (what I assume) a picture of some tiger with massive tits.

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

Fatty fucked up a shower tap (button??) and the house water had to be turned off. Good one lardo, sure you won’t contribute to getting that fixed in anyway.

A/T

Gonna have to beg far sooner than he invisioned cuz he’s only just realised about bank delays?

A/T

 

[SIGSEGV]

Fatty fucked up a shower tap (button??) and the house water had to be turned off. Good one lardo, sure you won’t contribute to getting that fixed in anyway.

A/T

"please give me money so I can hire a priest to banish the ghosts in our pipes!"