TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[RumblyTumbly]

The only thing I'm jealous of is Spoony's ability to stay alive and off the streets despite not doing anything.

Granted, it is more satisfying to work for what you have in this world, but its hard not to be jealous of his ability to be a slug 24/7 and still have a nice home.

He even managed to benefit from the pandemic as that delayed his eviction! Unreal.

 

[BScCollateral]

Thing is the context of the message seems to be "what does Spoony have that his detractors would be jealous of?"

It says "People would be jealous of." Not "Detractors should be jealous of." Of course, I am just looking at the posted tweet; if there's more to it then I'm obviously wrong.

(Edit: Misquoted, because I am a clod.)

 

[RJ MacReady]

The only thing I'm jealous of is Spoony's ability to stay alive and off the streets despite not doing anything.

Granted, it is more satisfying to work for what you have in this world, but its hard not to be jealous of his ability to be a slug 24/7 and still have a nice home.

He even managed to benefit from the pandemic as that delayed his eviction! Unreal.

It's not his home for long. The foreclosure case will eventually proceed and then he'll be a 40-year old NEET living with his parents/brother. And that will be an improvement.

 

[Travoltron]

I bet, despite his hypocondriac whining, Noah is in good health. So that is something I am envious of.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I bet, despite his hypocondriac whining, Noah is in good health. So that is something I am envious of.

You can't live in your basement surrounded by trash and cockroaches, eat junk food for years and hope to maintain good health. His heart probably has a thick layer of fat around it and his bowels are probably rotting.

 

[WutangLee]

It's not his home for long. The foreclosure case will eventually proceed and then he'll be a 40-year old NEET living with his parents/brother. And that will be an improvement.

Is this confirmed? Or has it just been spoony fear mongering?

 

[7he47r0n]

The only thing I'm jealous of is Spoony's ability to stay alive and off the streets despite not doing anything.

Granted, it is more satisfying to work for what you have in this world, but its hard not to be jealous of his ability to be a slug 24/7 and still have a nice home.

He even managed to benefit from the pandemic as that delayed his eviction! Unreal.

No, the title of "Ultimate Survivor" still goes to Mr. Burnell, since he not only keeps on going, he outright flourishes, and also managed to maintain a crippling gambling addiction for years.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

No, the title of "Ultimate Survivor" still goes to Mr. Burnell, since he not only keeps on going, he outright flourishes, and also managed to maintain a crippling gambling addiction for years.

Pretty much all I could say in DSP's defence is he does actually produce regular content. If Noah streamed for a few hours a day he'd save enough simps to give him a reasonable income.

 

[Spunt]

Is this confirmed? Or has it just been spoony fear mongering?

Confirmed. All the hearings have happened and Spoony didn't even bother to oppose foreclosure at any point, or indeed participate in any way. It's a done deal. The only thing keeping him in that house is the Covid moratorium on foreclosures, once that expires he's out on his ass.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Confirmed. All the hearings have happened and Spoony didn't even bother to oppose foreclosure at any point, or indeed participate in any way. It's a done deal. The only thing keeping him in that house is the Covid moratorium on foreclosures, once that expires he's out on his ass.

I only wish we could get any info about the state of the interior of his house after the eviction. I'm sure it's not as bad as Chandlers' house right before Great Keurig fire, but still I'm curious.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I only wish we could get any info about the state of the interior of his house after the eviction. I'm sure it's not as bad as Chandlers' house right before Great Keurig fire, but still I'm curious.

It's probably just dark, dusty and depressing. The way he's described it he has a lot of random unpacked crap that will be gone along with him.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

It's probably just dark, dusty and depressing. The way he's described it he has a lot of random unpacked crap that will be gone along with him.

I just wonder if he went full Chris and let Oreo do her things right in the house, since walking out every day is probably harder than streaming.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I just wonder if he went full Chris and let Oreo do her things right in the house, since walking out every day is probably harder than streaming.

As much as Noah deserves to live in a literal shit house, he probably just leaves the back door open (when it's not freezing) giving her free access to the back yard.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Wow does she @spoony in every tweet? Thats like psycho stalker shit.

 

[White Devil]

Wow does she @spoony in every tweet? Thats like psycho stalker shit.

Welcome, you must be new here.

 

[Gobblyeyedgibbon]

As much as Noah deserves to live in a literal shit house, he probably just leaves the back door open (when it's not freezing) giving her free access to the back yard.

Sooooooooo, those three weeks he was "snowed in"

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Welcome, you must be new here.

I just haven't paid much attention to the thread since April moved out and it was just 24/7 spoonster sad posting.

 

[White Devil]

I just haven't paid much attention to the thread since April moved out and it was just 24/7 spoonster sad posting.

Well in that case, yes the Warthog is psychotically obsessed with Spoony. She reads the thread too.

 

[Mango Unchained]

Wow does she @spoony in every tweet? Thats like psycho stalker shit.

She tries vehemently to tie @Spoony to everything. Textbook psycho stalker shit, thank you very much.

Not in every last tweet, however, because when she's triggered, her tard rage makes her suffer a memory lapse and her priorities twang from ragging Spoonz to smugly insulting the quote unquote offender. Kinda like how Noah majestically forgot about the render queue line, albeit he tried miserably to sell it as a joke.

Wow, Spoony, she's a keeper - can'tcha see yer made for each other?

 

[RJ MacReady]

Something interesting: The first and last shot of Spoony in an edited video, almost a decade apart. January 24, 2007 (Bayou Billy) vs. May 14, 2016 (Firing Line).