DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LolCowCentral]

He threw his back out testing out his latest tip goal. Denim boots!

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

HIS BACK HURTS TOO MUCH TO TAKE DOWN BALLOONS HAHAHA

Again, for someone who lies all the time, he's jaw-droppingly bad at it. It's fucking baffling.

Also wasn't DESG the guy who said GTA5 was bad because it had black people in it and the word "nigga" in the script? For a game that's considered one of the greatest ever made, which is still seriously discussed and appreciated on the strength of its characters and dialogue, that's a DSP-tier take.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Hmmm, did Kat convince Dave to get a dog and he spent the day lightly playing fetch with it that caused his back "to be shot"?

I know Dave can barely take care of a cat, and a dog would be even worse, but I think it's possible since he mentioned that he was going to a pet store. Also some people just obsessively get animals, regardless of their ability to take care of em.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Lost in everything about being too lazy to take down the balloons tonight is, being so lazy that he cant take them down in the AM before stream. Doesn't he not start streaming until like 10..?

 

[YokuNama]

Hmmm, did Kat convince Dave to get a dog and he spent the day lightly playing fetch with it that caused his back "to be shot"?

I know Dave can barely take care of a cat, and a dog would be even worse, but I think it's possible since he mentioned that he was going to a pet store. Also some people just obsessively get animals, regardless of their ability to take care of em.

Wouldn't be surprised. He did say he was going to the pet store. Then in 3 months there is some BIG PAHSITIVE REVEAL stream where somehow another mouth to feed when he's perpetually broke is a good thing.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You can award me with puzzle pieces because I'm about to pretend I'm better than Dave all you want, but back when I did martial arts more actively one lesson that I always took to heart is to never fight someone who has a weapon, especially if you're unarmed. My sensei knew too many people who were talented martial artists who thought they could do a flying armbar or immediately kick someone in the jaw or had any other dumb ideas because they thought they were tough and could kick the ass of some guy who brandished a knife, only to end up in the hospital because they got stabbed and slashed, or worse, their injuries would leave them with severe permanent physical handicaps or death.

Dave is one guy I wouldn't be afraid of taking on even if he was dual-wielding his autism hatchets and I think everyone on this forum could kick his ass in that situation too. You've all seen the greenscreen footage he took of himself simulating swinging a club or hatchet, if you haven't just look how clumsy and uncoordinated he is. And that was from half a decade ago, he's only gotten worse now.

 

[Colloid]

Hilarious seeing Phil whine about his back to get out of throwing away balloons when his back is guaranteed to get fucked up for real when he gets older due to his weight and constant, awful lean-in posture. Eventually he really won’t be able to physically do much of anything, and then no one will buy it anyway because he’s a compulsive liar.

Have fun being laughed at for your old man body for the rest of your life Phil. It’s too bad for you that you never actually exercised like you claimed you did since that investment would’ve now paid off handsomely at this stage of your life.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Wouldn't be surprised. He did say he was going to the pet store. Then in 3 months there is some BIG PAHSITIVE REVEAL stream where somehow another mouth to feed when he's perpetually broke is a good thing.

Dog would be harder to hide though, you'd soon hear it. Plus he'd have to take it for a walk, which rules it out straight away.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Dog would be harder to hide though, you'd soon hear it. Plus he'd have to take it for a walk, which rules it out straight away.

He would just not walk it. And when it eventually got revealed he'd call people detractors and ban them for suggesting a dog needs to be let out more than once a day for 5 minutes.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He would just not walk it. And when it eventually got revealed he'd call people detractors and ban them for suggesting a dog needs to be let out more than once a day for 5 minutes.

There;'s no way he's walking all the way downstairs then having to pick up and dispose of its turds 2 times a day.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Dog would be harder to hide though, you'd soon hear it. Plus he'd have to take it for a walk, which rules it out straight away.

Just because you really should do something, doesn't mean he'll do it.
He keeps saying how he's been around the blahck already, so why would he take his dog around the blahck?
DEBUNKED

 

[PutridElephant]

I thought the decorations were supposed to last through his birf week.

Why isn't he telling that lazy live in maid to take them down for him? After all, after working a long hard day with people trying to give her the COVIDs, he forced her to make him a cake so he could eat it on stream so I'm sure she would be more than happy to do it for him.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

There;'s no way he's walking all the way downstairs then having to pick up and dispose of its turds 2 times a day.

That wont stop Phil, he will just let them fester there on his law until HOA contacts him and then he will spend an entire day picking up shit, watching Khet pick up shit, play WWE champions while gin tweeting about how hard it is to have a dog while Khet picks up turds.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Can someone explain why Phil has such a bug up his gouty ass over Nintendo? Bitching about the pro controller is the latest in his line of “fuck you Nintendo” moments. Is it because someone dressed as Mario (please sit down, MovieBob) told Phil ”No“ as a kid, or is it because Phil is so bad at “kids games” that he needs a scapegoat to keep his so-called “gamer cred” going?

Nintendo went after Dave's livelihood, this was during the WiiU era where videos of first party Nintendo games couldn't be monetized / they'd take a cut, can't remember which. This resulted in multiple rant videos by the goutlord, so butthurt he even went and threw his WiiU in a trashcan.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Was it Demon or Dark Souls he rage quit his first run? Think this was still back in the camcorder era but the playthrough ended with a speech similar to his Ludwig rage quit. That's why the redemption run fuckery never bothered me because we already saw what happens when Phil plays a Souls game blind with no handholding, he gives up.

Edit: It was Dark Souls. Gave up in Blighttown.

https://youtu.be/HHzFuwLvF_4?t=3611

Should start at 1 hour 11 seconds.

Having never actually watched this portion of Phil's youtube vidya legacy, I love the fact that I click your link, it opens at the start time and within two minutes, Phil says the game has him in a spot where he is "completely BONED". The exact same phrase that outs him as the WWE Champions whale account owner in the chat message leaks, betraying him from the past on an infamous moment.

You can award me with puzzle pieces because I'm about to pretend I'm better than Dave all you want, but back when I did martial arts more actively one lesson that I always took to heart is to never fight someone who has a weapon, especially if you're unarmed. My sensei knew too many people who were talented martial artists who thought they could do a flying armbar or immediately kick someone in the jaw or had any other dumb ideas because they thought they were tough and could kick the ass of some guy who brandished a knife, only to end up in the hospital because they got stabbed and slashed, or worse, their injuries would leave them with severe permanent physical handicaps or death.

Dave is one guy I wouldn't be afraid of taking on even if he was dual-wielding his autism hatchets and I think everyone on this forum could kick his ass in that situation too. You've all seen the greenscreen footage he took of himself simulating swinging a club or hatchet, if you haven't just look how clumsy and uncoordinated he is. And that was from half a decade ago, he's only gotten worse now.

To be fair to Phil, those are worked swings trying to make amusing emotes, everything is 3/4 speed and exhagerated for comedic effect even if he's completely unconvincing as a physical actor.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

The Dood could've just left the decorations up, absolutely no one was expecting him to take them down anyway. The bullshit excuse is among the laziest bullshit excuses he's made, and it's weird and totally unnecessary that his "back pain" needs to be linked to not putting away balloons. Saying he's keeping them up all year because fuck the trolls would've made a better reason than "I'm weaker than a fucking toddler". Jesus Phil, you can't go a day without giving people a new reason to laugh at you.

He could have said "I like the balloons,I'm going to keep them up just because I want to" without having to lie.

Anyways, I remember a meme where the kid eats with dsp energy

 

[Equinox_]

Dave is one guy I wouldn't be afraid of taking on even if he was dual-wielding his autism hatchets and I think everyone on this forum could kick his ass in that situation too. You've all seen the greenscreen footage he took of himself simulating swinging a club or hatchet, if you haven't just look how clumsy and uncoordinated he is. And that was from half a decade ago, he's only gotten worse now.

Just throw a dollar at him, maybe a couple quarters to follow along with it. He’ll be too busy verifying the tip to use the hatchets.

 

[Paladin Derich]

That wont stop Phil, he will just let them fester there on his law until HOA contacts him and then he will spend an entire day picking up shit, watching Khet pick up shit, play WWE champions while gin tweeting about how hard it is to have a dog while Khet picks up turds.

Then the dog-mommy community will join the autism vortex where phil fights a battle on two fronts

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

Congrats to 30 pages of "what detractor is the worst".

Yeah. You don't have to watch them. If we lose An to mentally ill shitheads calling him cringe, or whatever, I'm gonna minecraft myself.

He doesn't ask for a dime, doesn't have a deep hatred for Dave like some of the other guys, and is, IMO, pretty hilarious.

I know he won't be around forever but he's the best we got right now. I cannot watch Phil without some sort of filter. Especially in the extraordinarily boring "modern era".

His obvious man-crush on Tevin is adorable, too.

 

[Opollo]

Yeah. You don't have to watch them. If we lose An to mentally ill shitheads calling him cringe, or whatever, I'm gonna minecraft myself.

He doesn't ask for a dime, doesn't have a deep hatred for Dave like some of the other guys, and is, IMO, pretty hilarious.

I know he won't be around forever but he's the best we got right now. I cannot watch Phil without some sort of filter. Especially in the extraordinarily boring "modern era".

His obvious man-crush on Tevin is adorable, too.