The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Banditotron]

It's him

 

[MoeChotto]

I've got prosecution's next damning piece of evidence prepared. Let's put this racist cop behind bars!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Wait, did he just say men, women, children, and the elderly all have the same size breaths? I didn't think that was true. I'll have to read up on that but I figured that different lung sizes would impact breath sizes.

Wasn't Floyd also a smoker?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Crowder is the first guy I've seen with the balls to try and re-enact the knee on the neck:

I don't know how faithfully he recreates the scenario but there it is, I found it to be intriguing.

Redditors were sneething over it saying the weight wasn't distributed on his neck the same way Floyd had. But apparently a fucking Unity engine recreation is actual evidence admissible in court.

 

[Rekkington]

Wasn't Floyd also a smoker?

And he had Covid 19.

 

[Probably An Autist]

the lungs don't change size tho

 

[Iceland Heavy]

And he had Covid 19.

Mega clown world verdict: Chauvin is acquitted as Floyd's death is officially reclassified as a COVID-19 death and the charge for his murder is added to Orange Man's third impeachment trial.

 

[Probably An Autist]

oh god oh jeez

 

[KiwiFuzz]

One of the problems with kvetching about the prone position is that nurses put covid patients in the prone position to help them breathe. This is something that Rachel Maddow fans have seen her sperge about a few times.

Heh, the exact damn second I posted this he addressed my thinking. And he said it only applies to people with pneumonia, which leads me to wonder what the edema would have done? I really want to see the cross examination.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This 'bucket handle' sounds stupid and I don't think jurors will really get it.

 

[Banditotron]

George crashed into slumber

 

[NoSpiceLife]

Yea its usually when they're just patrolling and have nothing to actually do, they'll use their little e-system to look up license plates and if they get a hit then ooh boy 1 more for the monthly quota!

They have to actually look them up? Way behind the times, here in sunburnland, plates are auto-scanned, they don't need to do shit, it pops up an alert if something needs looking at.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

Wasn't Floyd also a smoker?

And a joker

And a midnight toker

 

[JohnDoe]

So many cartoons showing basic elementary concepts that are completely irrelevant. The only upside is that I now know who the prosecution will call next:

 

[The Nameless One]

It's so fucking obvious.
He's a Kiwi, every time he needs a break he's lurking here.

We need to identify anyone who only posts here during court breaks.

Y'all know that 3/4 of jury deliberation is going to consist of jurors kneeling on each other.

Also, this guy calculated lung volume based on sex? That's not PC.

If only we could have a hidden camera (no sound needed for privacy of course). Anyone who says they haven't at least thought about asking someone to kneel on their neck at some point over the last year is a liar.

Prosecutor just brought up COVID-19 victims and how the prone position can actually help them breathe? Cutting off the defense that Floyd would not have died from that position if he hadn't had COVID, so the position was generally safe.

 

[Rekkington]

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oh god oh jeez

Liberal women will suck your dick if you say Rachel Maddow is smart and cool.

 

[Big Floyd]

In my professional opinion, I CANT BREEVE

 

[LaxerBRO]

He actually did an autopsy review. He never examined the body. He just looked at the findings of the actual medical examiner and then made up some bullshit that helped the prosecution while contradicting actual reality. And now he will come into court and testify to this bullshit, and the real issue is he's a very convincing witness even when he is talking complete shit.

Even when I originally showed up we had the Saul Goodman guy. He was an actual practicing lawyer (and his wife had huge tits).

 

[Sugar Puppet]

I can't wait to see how Nelson blows up this testimony.

 

[Probably An Autist]

how do they come up with these numbers?
i'm a layman, i'll consneed that this guy knows more than me, but I don't see how they can use these absolute figures when it's not something thats been measured.