DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ZehnBoat]

Just throw a dollar at him, maybe a couple quarters to follow along with it. He’ll be too busy verifying the tip to use the hatchets.

i just got a 2 dollahr tip from "the man in your house" that says "he's not here to hurt you just say hi"
*snort*
alright then, i'll do that

 

[Detractor#38657]

I look forward to the pre-stream rant about how everyone is a fucking idiot for taking his tweet seriously.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Dog would be harder to hide though, you'd soon hear it. Plus he'd have to take it for a walk, which rules it out straight away.

The stink face he'd make when it diarrhea shit in another room would give it away.

he even went and threw his WiiU in a trashcan.

That one he still has and is business related?

I look forward to the pre-stream rant about how everyone is a fucking idiot for taking his tweet seriously.

And why wouldn't they. He's a serious bidnezman matchoor adult.

 

[Coke Zero]

The Dood could've just left the decorations up, absolutely no one was expecting him to take them down anyway. The bullshit excuse is among the laziest bullshit excuses he's made, and it's weird and totally unnecessary that his "back pain" needs to be linked to not putting away balloons. Saying he's keeping them up all year because fuck the trolls would've made a better reason than "I'm weaker than a fucking toddler". Jesus Phil, you can't go a day without giving people a new reason to laugh at you.

Its hilarious how a guy who lies/bullshits so much still manages to pick the dumbest things to say and makes himself look lazy and retarded all the time. Like dsp, you're making up a lie for why the decorations are still up, you can say literally anything here- you forgot about them, you didn't have time, you thought it would be funny, etc. but you choose to say you're too weak to move 2 balloons across the hall. At least pick a lie that doesn't make you look absolutely retarded.

Same with anything else he lies about, lets use bills for example. Any functioning adult knows bills take all of 30 seconds to pay online and thats if you're not using auto-pay which is available for just about everything. Who actually believes a person is spending hours a day working on bills, multiple times per month? If paying bills is that hard for you, you are more than likely literally retarded.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He would just not walk it. And when it eventually got revealed he'd call people detractors and ban them for suggesting a dog needs to be let out more than once a day for 5 minutes.

There;'s no way he's walking all the way downstairs then having to pick up and dispose of its turds 2 times a day.

Pretty sure Dave is the kinda dick that would leave a dog chained up in his backyard all day, if ya hear barking on stream he'll blame it on a neighbor till he gets 3k for the reveal.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I wish I could see this "ex body builder" cut, split and stack some fire wood like regular people do every year

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That is the stupidest excuse ever. Little Phillip wants to leave up his party balloons but doesn't want to get picked on by the other kids.

 

[Alxmir23]

didn't fat boy say like a week ago his back was completely cured? i know he says that like every six months. but pretty sure he said it like literally a week ago.

his back is not fixed,he just doesnt stay standing up as much so he didnt feel pain or some shit. he used to be up more,filming dumb shit,now he spends most days sitting,so of course the back wouldnt hurt as much

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Its hilarious how a guy who lies/bullshits so much still manages to pick the dumbest things to say and makes himself look lazy and retarded all the time. Like dsp, you're making up a lie for why the decorations are still up, you can say literally anything here- you forgot about them, you didn't have time, you thought it would be funny, etc. but you choose to say you're too weak to move 2 balloons across the hall. At least pick a lie that doesn't make you look absolutely retarded.

Same with anything else he lies about, lets use bills for example. Any functioning adult knows bills take all of 30 seconds to pay online and thats if you're not using auto-pay which is available for just about everything. Who actually believes a person is spending hours a day working on bills, multiple times per month? If paying bills is that hard for you, you are more than likely literally retarded.

Another thing that ties into it is his "expert" use of the motte-and-bailey fallacy. I remember someone once said that the only royal thing about the King of Hate is his gout, I'd argue that another thing is that he uses the motte-and-bailey fallacy so much you'd swear he lived in a motte-and-bailey style castle.

A recent example - when someone once asked him why Khet doesn't just do grocery shopping after work, just little by little, so they don't have to spend a lot of time on just shopping on Little Phillip's Big Day Off. He then said that she doesn't wanna spend an hour after work just shopping after she spent the entire day at work in a grocery store. Then a lot of tractors were pointing out how disingenuous he was, completely ignoring that the bitch heer asked about buying little-by-little rather than doing a week's worth of shopping. Not to mention, how much shit could a childless couple with one cat possibly buy for them to take multiple hours a week just doing their weekly shopping. Then on the prestream that was on the Saturday before Easter he dunked on us kid detractors by pigsplaining how we're all just dumb kids who never had to buy things for a household and how he stood in line for 35 minutes when he did his shopping the day earlier. I don't doubt that Dave spent half an hour just standing in line while shopping... because that was the Friday before Easter. Stores are packed full of people on that day, but he used an extraordinary circumstance like that to convince his wheelchairs (and himself, let's be honest) that this happens commonly to Mature Adults who Buy Things for a Household™

 

[gaarashatan]

Here you go mate.

MrMetokur clip about Phil waking up a sick Leanna to cook.

Jim Reacts to DarkSidePhil Waking Up His Sick Girlfriend For Food

A clip from:BrightSideBob: Gout Stream (11/17/2015) - DSP Mocking Streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L2uyL445QAat around 37:40

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Trainwreck Leanna hospital visit, as a cartoon.

el DeeEsRee: "EMERGENCY!"

a little quality kantent for your entertainment

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ugh, its even worse than i remember it to be. those exact words. shes not be feeling too well, gotta make sure shes awake, shes gotta make me dinner.....cant believe that shit happened so long ago

didn't fat boy say like a week ago his back was completely cured? i know he says that like every six months. but pretty sure he said it like literally a week ago.

lets not forget that washington air, does wonders for that back

 

[UaineRunei]

I look forward to the pre-stream rant about how everyone is a fucking idiot for taking his tweet seriously.

While complaining that his back hurts a lot and just screaming at anyone asking when he's going to remove the decorations.

 

[Penix]

People coming in here surprised about Phil posting stuff on Twitter that'll make him look pathetic / hurt himself, while a few weeks back we had the whole situation with Dan where it clearly showed Phil lives in his own version of and reality distorts under the weight of Phil's memoryhole.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

*is in the best physical shape of his life*
*former body builder*

*BALLOONS ARE TOO HEAVY FOR HIM*

Bags of groceries are a workout for Phil, but being unable to take balloons down because "my back hurts" is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Phil just admit that you want to celebrate your birthday after it's already passed. God Phil is so bizarre, if he was observing someone else making these excuses he would for sure ape them.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Same with anything else he lies about, lets use bills for example. Any functioning adult knows bills take all of 30 seconds to pay online and thats if you're not using auto-pay which is available for just about everything.

I still pay for telecom, electricity, etc. entirely by phone and the absolute worst amount of time it ever takes is when my ISP is busy and I have to wait on hold for... five minutes. What a retarded thing to lie about.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

his back is not fixed,he just doesnt stay standing up as much so he didnt feel pain or some shit. he used to be up more,filming dumb shit,now he spends most days sitting,so of course the back wouldnt hurt as much

the only thing wrong with his back is extreme atrophy. if he'd fucking use it every now and then it would work like normal and not hurt

 

[Alxmir23]

the only thing wrong with his back is extreme atrophy. if he'd fucking use it every now and then it would work like normal and not hurt

at this point his whole body is atrophied. noodle arms,chicken legs,droopy face,bad back all on a muscleless saggy torso
i swear,he got saggy tits and not even 40 yet

 

[Jasper2K]

Phil still makes at least $330 off patreon a month from 53 people. It's interesting because I have not heard him mention patreon in a very long time.

 

[gaarashatan]

Phil still makes at least $330 off patreon a month from 53 people. It's interesting because I have not heard him mention patreon in a very long time.

im actually surprised patreon hasnt taken action against his account. especially after that whole 7 scam thing

 

[Detractor#38657]

Phil still makes at least $330 off patreon a month from 53 people. It's interesting because I have not heard him mention patreon in a very long time.

Doesn't want to remind anyone that they're still pledged.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Phil still makes at least $330 off patreon a month from 53 people. It's interesting because I have not heard him mention patreon in a very long time.

Patreon might be one rare avenue of self awareness from Phil where he understands since he does absolutely fucking nothing with it, mentioning it at all will only serve to remind the people who forgot to cancel their pledges and so he'd be losing money.

 

[Coke Zero]

Phil still makes at least $330 off patreon a month from 53 people. It's interesting because I have not heard him mention patreon in a very long time.

ts interesting that the following sentence is still in his patreon description (sorry I'm just copying and pasting this instead of posting a screenshot):

"However, sadly in the Summer of 2018, my 8-year-running YouTube channel DSPGaming was demonetized due to factors outside of my control, and now I rely primarily on income from my Twitch streaming channel, as well as my Patreon, to keep going!"

If you were to visit his patreon, you would be led to believe he makes no youtube ad revenue, which was true for only a couple days in 2018. Its funny he was quick to add this to his patreon the minute his ad revenue got taken away but he couldn't be bothered to go back and remove it.