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Jasper2K said:
Phil still makes at least $330 off patreon a month from 53 people. It's interesting because I have not heard him mention patreon in a very long time.
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He actually did mention patreon on Easter morning I think. In reply to that I said "shout out to the 15 patreons left" and I think timbo said lol to me or something. I believe I still have his Easter day footage so let me take a peek.

edit: skimmed it and I don't think I have it, so he most likely mentioned patreon on his birfday prestream
 
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Kat took it down lol.

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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Another thing that ties into it is his "expert" use of the motte-and-bailey fallacy. I remember someone once said that the only royal thing about the King of Hate is his gout, I'd argue that another thing is that he uses the motte-and-bailey fallacy so much you'd swear he lived in a motte-and-bailey style castle.

A recent example - when someone once asked him why Khet doesn't just do grocery shopping after work, just little by little, so they don't have to spend a lot of time on just shopping on Little Phillip's Big Day Off. He then said that she doesn't wanna spend an hour after work just shopping after she spent the entire day at work in a grocery store. Then a lot of tractors were pointing out how disingenuous he was, completely ignoring that the bitch heer asked about buying little-by-little rather than doing a week's worth of shopping. Not to mention, how much shit could a childless couple with one cat possibly buy for them to take multiple hours a week just doing their weekly shopping. Then on the prestream that was on the Saturday before Easter he dunked on us kid detractors by pigsplaining how we're all just dumb kids who never had to buy things for a household and how he stood in line for 35 minutes when he did his shopping the day earlier. I don't doubt that Dave spent half an hour just standing in line while shopping... because that was the Friday before Easter. Stores are packed full of people on that day, but he used an extraordinary circumstance like that to convince his wheelchairs (and himself, let's be honest) that this happens commonly to Mature Adults who Buy Things for a Household™
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I'd really like to see phil's shopping list. He knows where the store is, he knows where the items are displayed, and he has no kids. He could be in-and-out of the store, depending on the lines, in half an hour. He could easily knock out his grocery shopping in between streams. It makes me wonder if THE GUY needs to wait on a motorized scooter to move around the store because "muh back".
 
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Paladin Derich said:
I'd really like to see phil's shopping list. He knows where the store is, he knows where the items are displayed, and he has no kids. He could be in-and-out of the store, depending on the lines, in half an hour. He could easily knock out his grocery shopping in between streams. It makes me wonder if THE GUY needs to wait on a motorized scooter to move around the store because "muh back".
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The image of Philip on a scootypuff like Amberlynn Reid is glorious. I'd bet he was one of those snotty kids that insisted Mommy let him ride on one too.
 
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Paladin Derich said:
I'd really like to see phil's shopping list. He knows where the store is, he knows where the items are displayed, and he has no kids. He could be in-and-out of the store, depending on the lines, in half an hour. He could easily knock out his grocery shopping in between streams. It makes me wonder if THE GUY needs to wait on a motorized scooter to move around the store because "muh back".
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I dont understand his whole grocery shopping schtick. Why does he make such a big deal about grocery shopping? Everyone has to do it and its not interesting or hard but he describes it as this herculean task that only he has to go through. If you live in the suburbs of any major American city, you're no more than like 5 minutes away from a grocery store. Its not a big deal to run to the store if you need to get a loaf of bread or something and be back home in 15 or 20 mins.

Like why do we even know what day he goes grocery shopping? I can't think of any other people I watch on the internet who have ever told their audience about grocery shopping even just once, but dsp regularly discusses groceries. I just dont get it...
 
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Paladin Derich said:
I'd really like to see phil's shopping list. He knows where the store is, he knows where the items are displayed, and he has no kids. He could be in-and-out of the store, depending on the lines, in half an hour. He could easily knock out his grocery shopping in between streams. It makes me wonder if THE GUY needs to wait on a motorized scooter to move around the store because "muh back".
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His shopping cart is packed to the brim whenever it has been spotted inside the Fred Meyer in Renton. Just the very top layer consisted of frozen lasagnas of various brands, many packs of Bar S hotdogs, cans of Chef Boyardee, otter pops, and chewy bars. The cart was so full and heavy with random foods that Khet was having difficulty pushing it.
 
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millais said:
Has the black begging shirt been banished to the Chaos Realm? Seems like during the last few crisis streams, it has not been in evidence.
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I have honestly always liked this meme, and how people would just refer to it by "Oh, looks like the black begging shirt is on here we go" just the idea of thinking he just puts on that shirt and has a whole script ready to read on stream about his emergency is hilarious to me.
 
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Phil detailed the new vest rotation to start the prestream - the gray and the blue will only enter into the rotation when other vests have just been picked (like the platinum and the denim) since they are the least popular. Phil doesn't want to hear any complaints! This just makes sense! He can't do anything unless Twitch increases the number of entries they allow in their polls! He has too many vests so the rotation needs to happen! What I like about this is that he clearly thought this reasoning through and jumped to blame Twitch. Unfortunately, it just highlights that before, his 'vest rotation' was an artificial construct to avoid having to wear the platinum vest as much as possible.

We just got an extended detail of his back pain and the absence of his decorations. 'Sadly', no new decorations until the fall for Halloween. Phil loves special decor and he knows people do too. It would not surprise me if he saw the mockery and asked Kat to take the decorations down for him. He made a big deal at the end of the birthday stream that they were going to come down and couldn't stay up until his next day off (obviously he has no time on a regular day), but then tried to keep them up longer.

In what I'm sure is completely unrelated to all of this, subs are currently 803. That is almost an 80 sub drop after one day of not streaming. This is what organic growth looks like. OiC gets credit for reminding him of the sub goal that nobody wanted. Hint hint.

Someone called him out for 'shaking violently'. Phil blows up, explaining that it is hard for him to sit still. He said that people must have 'caught him repositioning'. This was not the case - he was rocking.
'All the movement I do on camera is what I'm doing now.' Don't even try that fucking lie, Philip. We've all seen your erratic, autistic rocking when you think we can't see you. The play here is to ignore these comments altogether, not try to lie. That ship sailed - lying now just underscores your tendency to lie about things that are painfully obvious.
 
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Coke Zero said:
I dont understand his whole grocery shopping schtick. Why does he make such a big deal about grocery shopping?
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It's the only thing Philip does in his life. Besides stream and play WWE Champions which he can't talk about in his daily prestream therapy sessions.
 
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LastBestHope said:
His shopping cart is packed to the brim whenever it has been spotted inside the Fred Meyer in Renton. Just the very top layer consisted of frozen lasagnas of various brands, many packs of Bar S hotdogs, cans of Chef Boyardee, otter pops, and chewy bars. The cart was so full and heavy with random foods that Khet was having difficulty pushing it.
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No wonder the motherfucker has gout
 
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LucyDropper said:
I have honestly always liked this meme, and how people would just refer to it by "Oh, looks like the black begging shirt is on here we go" just the idea of thinking he just puts on that shirt and has a whole script ready to read on stream about his emergency is hilarious to me.
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There was a time where the begging videos were a special thing, and I swear, he would change into that shirt intentionally. Kind of like Phil openly talks about trying to manipulating people in the mod leaks, I think he at least thought that wearing a solid black shirt gave him a somber appearance and was more appropriate and mature than a gaming shirt.

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I dont understand his whole grocery shopping schtick. Why does he make such a big deal about grocery shopping? Everyone has to do it and its not interesting or hard but he describes it as this herculean task that only he has to go through. If you live in the suburbs of any major American city, you're no more than like 5 minutes away from a grocery store. Its not a big deal to run to the store if you need to get a loaf of bread or something and be back home in 15 or 20 mins.
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I'm fairly sure this has escalated to this point because he has become an actual shut-in and is rapidly losing what little perspective he had. The grocery outing is literally all he does outside of the house. The doctor's appointments caused an even larger ripple because they are anomalies, and he can't even wrap his head around how to get to them. Especially with his discovery of food delivery services during the pandemic, this is probably going to continue to decline. Something to look forward to.

EDIT: LMAO
Phil was visible on one of his slides and was jerking around, like usual. People called him out again.
This time his response was that he knew they could see him, so he was intentionally doing funny movements.
No, Phil. Just no. We all know about the rocking.
 
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TheTractor said:
Shoutout to the extremly beautifull and talented KatBurnell for her amazing banana/strawberry chocolate cake. I loved how your husband choked on every baby sized spoonfull 😍😍😘
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He's trying to claim a double chocolate cake is somehow banana/strawberry?
Also........sooooooo desperate for another 'vest streak'.
 
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