Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lasersuit Larry]

That's actual bullshit. Crockett Promotions was pretty much in a death spiral at the the time in the late 80s and Turner buying it effectively bought them another 11 years. Turner was extremely loyal to the wrestling genre due to it being one of the highest rated shows on TBS during those early years. And WCW itself pretty much would still be alive today if Turner still held power, as the second he lost all power after the AOL merger, WCW was shut down and sold off to the WWE.

Spoiler: Off-Topic Sperging

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Turner buyout ushered in a new generation of management, people like Jim Herd, who quickly pushed the production in a watered down direction. Crocket was actually on the verge of pulling the arena and small show business out of the pits he got into thanks to his TV expansion attempts to counter Vince, and honestly only folded because the family were not willing to risk their retirements on the chance business would turn around in time, and by the time it did, the sale was pretty much finalized

Jim Herd and TBS still have Jim Cornette complaining that they would harass the production for featuring gratuitous violence in a show about gratuitous violence. So you are technically correct that Turner kept the SHOW alive, but he also absolutely killed Southern wrestling as a distinct TV product at the same time, to say nothing of how Southern territories could pull $200,000 earnings out of towns like Greenville SC with the live shows.

So more accurately, Turner bought Southern wrestling, and then it took him 11 years to fully destroy the zombie of the Southern wrestling audience, which was shockingly much more dedicated than random TBS viewers looking for All In The Family.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Among Into Darkness's many, many sins, having Khan played by the whitest of whitebread British actors was far from its least.

They actually tried to fix that massive issue by doing a ST graphic novel set before ID where they explicitly state that Khan had plastic surgery to make himself look white

"post-production color grading for rural town now" - this is not only needlessly wordy, its also retarded. You'd think a 'pop culture movie critic' with an associates(?) in media studies would know what look that style of grade is emulating, but no.



This though is just inexcusable. The first feature length film made in Hollywood was called The Sqaw Man and it was about a white dude marrying an Indian woman. Typical middle america, christian values circa 1913 (sidenote: the same director remade this movie like 4 times, Robert would've loved it)

There was a whole bunch of risque and controversial films in the early days of Hollywood. To the point that a lot of communities and even states were setting up film censorship boards.

Then you have the whole Fatty Arbuckle ordeal, which to this day is probably the most famous pre-ww2 Hollywood scandal. All this shit would lead to the big movie companies forming the organization called the MPAA today, along with the Hayes Code.

Now the weird thing is Robert knows about the Hayes Code - he mentions it in tweets and I'd guess his videos too. Its a pretty basic piece of Hollywood history. Yet somehow he forgot this. The early Hollywood moguls were turning out T&A, violence and edgy messaging from the get go. They only stopped when they started getting concerned about government regulation.

On a side note; I really wish TCM could put out a regular theme night based upon the Pre-Code era. IE the 4-5 years after the production code was formed but before Hayes and his ilk finally managed to work up the balls to FORCE film producers to actually abide by it (as for the first 3-5 years of it's existence, Hollywood outright ignored the Production Code/Hayes Code in typical "fuck the rubes in Topeka" fashion until the rubes bit back and bit back HARD).

Basically do a double feature of Pre-Code films exhibiting the films of the era and how much Hollywood got away with during that period.

 

[L50LasPak]

"Encounter at Farpoint" isn't nearly as bad as it's made out to be.

Encounter at Farpoint is rather slow and boring, and in general a really bad idea to start the series with, but I have no idea why it has this reputation as a horrible disaster on the internet. The only people who seem to hate it so much are other Star Trek fans; most people who are familar with TNG just from flipping through channels regard it as just another silly episode.

 

[Imposteroak]

I've noticed a lot of people ITT have tried not to sperg too much about being a real "nerd" or "fan" at Bob but he really does come off at some fake clout chaser. Even subjects he claims to know a lot about he always proves he has about the same to maaaybe a little more than a casual fan. I imagine he would be getting a crazy amount of lashback on it if he didn't look like the stereotype media consoomer.

I think Bob has a shallow knowledge of a lot of things in the geek sphere. He knows a little about a lot and then plays connect the dots willy nilly without any appreciation for nuance. He is basically infotainment geek shit incarnate. He knows enough that the layman is impressed but has to resort to tortured references and gish galloping any time he is challenged seriously. It's probably one of the things that actually get to me with him. He would be better off doing top ten trivia vids, but instead just keeps his useless niche geek shit as ammo for dumb arguments on twitter. It's especially clear with his weird animal facts he feels the need to lecture people on. He clearly has an interest in animals, but doesn't bother to look into anything unless it's gone viral on twitter.

 

[make_it_so]

I believe that Gene's biggest problem was that he wanted no conflict whatsoever between the principal characters, which even want so far as no disagreements between them. That said, he was still involved with TNG until his death (during season 4) and then Berman took over from there. Also notice that character rarely ever used profanity--save for Data muttering, "oh shit" for comedic effect in Generations--which characters in Discovery do quite often.

The casual cursing in the new trek shows really destroys the setting. And I don't say that because I'm a prude or anything, but because previous Trek had established that human culture was a lot less, well, crass than that, and that cursing was just something you didn't hear in everyday conversation. To the point that when the Enterprise crew went back in time to the 1980's and heard someone cuss them out, it was like they were speaking a foreign language.

When the woke shit crashes and burns and kills the Disney MCU golden goose, he'll just blame the right for taking the MCU away from him.

(This BTW is why Disney is sitting on Eternals and why Captain Marvel II/Black Panther II is in pre-production limbo; if Eternals flops HARD, then Disney will be up shit creek and will either have to course correct or say "fuck it" and kill the Avengers line of films/MCU as we know it and rush an X-Men and Fantastic Four reboot, with it explicitly geared towards eventually getting around to reboot the Avengers with new actors down the line. Sitting on Eternals and praying theaters open back up nation-wide, means they can pull a Captain Marvel and buy up theater tickets and juke the box office numbers, while bribing the shit out of all of the major reviewers to make Eternals seem like a huge hit to keep going woke)

With Black Panther II, there's also the issue of your lead actor having fucking died. And rumor has it Lucsafilm is trying to pilfer Brie Larson for one of their own projects.
Eternals has the problem of them being "literally who" characters, plus the fact that most casual viewers have tuned out of the MCU post-Endgame. This could easily wind up being an Inhumans level disaster. As for X-Men and Fantastic Four, again they're working against the tide that the MCU has had zero releases for the past year, so there's been nothing to keep the momentum going - and again, most people were done after Endgame.

That's why all blue state fantasies of crushing the red states in Civil War hinges on the rest of the world feeding (and in the style that they are accustomed to) the blue coastal states while blue state folk genocide the red states Rawanda style.

Which is also assuming that the "reds" wouldn't try to siege and cut off those blue coastal enclaves.

Encounter at Farpoint is rather slow and boring, and in general a really bad idea to start the series with, but I have no idea why it has this reputation as a horrible disaster on the internet. The only people who seem to hate it so much are other Star Trek fans; most people who are familar with TNG just from flipping through channels regard it as just another silly episode.

It does a good job of trying to establish the new Enterprise and crew, but overall it is rather slow and the story is just so-so. I don't know if the hate it gets from Star Trek fans is the result of later TNG proving to be much better television or what.

I think Bob has a shallow knowledge of a lot of things in the geek sphere. He knows a little about a lot and then plays connect the dots willy nilly without any appreciation for nuance. He is basically infotainment geek shit incarnate. He knows enough that the layman is impressed but has to resort to tortured references and gish galloping any time he is challenged seriously. It's probably one of the things that actually get to me with him. He would be better off doing top ten trivia vids, but instead just keeps his useless niche geek shit as ammo for dumb arguments on twitter. It's especially clear with his weird animal facts he feels the need to lecture people on. He clearly has an interest in animals, but doesn't bother to look into anything unless it's gone viral on twitter.

But doing that would require Bob trying to change his routine or try to evolve or expand his format on his YouTube channel. Bob has more or less kept the exact same style of video for the entirety of his career. I guess since he constantly refers to himself as someone who's "properly evolved," he doesn't believe he needs to change how he does his content - he's perfect as he is.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

rush an X-Men and Fantastic Four reboot

To be honest, not sure if people want to see another one of those after Fant4stic and Dark Phoenix.

 

[Positron]

Don't Blob-types hate the MCU for being militarist or whatever?

I see you are not being sensitive to the difference between Tactics and Targets. Militarism is a Tactic, which is okay if the right party advocates it.

Something "unforeseen" happened to Chris:



The delicacy in question:

I bet it is delicious, but not worth queueing for.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

When I walked out after Endgame, I said that all the MCU had left was Spiderman. I could not believe when Disney got greedy and tried to push for more of the Spiderman money.

 

[make_it_so]

I see you are not being sensitive to the difference between Tactics and Targets. Militarism is a Tactic, which is okay if the right party advocates it.

Something "unforeseen" happened to Chris:
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I bet it is delicious, but not worth queueing for.

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What a fucking child this man is. Didn't properly budget, and begs for more people to give him patreon bux, but then clearly isn't doing anything to save money himself as he goes off to get some disgusting looking slop.

 

[blablabla]

both chimpman brothers are pigs

 

[The Valeyard]

When I walked out after Endgame, I said that all the MCU had left was Spiderman. I could not believe when Disney got greedy and tried to push for more of the Spiderman money.

Sony should get out after Spider-Man: No Way Home and bring Tom Holland over to the "Sony Pictures Universe of Marvel Characters" to trick normies into thinking it's connected to the MCU while not having to share the profits.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

I figured this belongs here.

 

[UserAccess]

The delicacy in question:
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I bet it is delicious, but not worth queueing for.

Waiting on line for Chinese food because it's between two slices of bread is some Bill Dauterive shit. Bob needs to fix the white trash problem at home before pointing the finger at any other states.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

What a fucking child this man is. Didn't properly budget, and begs for more people to give him patreon bux, but then clearly isn't doing anything to save money himself as he goes off to get some disgusting looking slop.

Chris could probably afford the repairs easily if he wasn't chugging overpriced hipster ale with every meal. Or if he just ate food cooked at home on a regular basis. I'm guessing his wife is one of those people who's "too busy to cook" and just orders takeout every night delivered by Door Dash. (Except for those rare times when the food Chris wants is so popular, he has to wait in line for it.)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob says this quite proudly

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1380186421303123969

https://archive.ph/IsVwm

No one will ever even imply, accidentally or otherwise, that you are virile you weirdo.

The other replies

I've included these because I too think Bob thinks that the Waco siege was a good thing, if not gone far enough, and the orginal guy who made the joke commented on how well Bob takes a joke...which I'm not sure he did as he super explained everything about the new possible head of the ATF. And speaking of not getting jokes! Not only did this CrabbyQuaker tool not grasp that good humor was abounding or something we get to see an old friend also fail to understand humor when it's pointed directly out to them.

For anyone who doesn't remember Orange_misawa was thought to be a Bob sock account as they were retarded and defended Bob, and only Bob, retardedly. A quick check of his feed shows nothing but replies, and they're all calling people calling Bob dumb, dumb. If you squint you can seem him two spots above the other autist.

Is it possible Bob made another account to insult people who make fun of him?
This account has no followers or following anybody but all its replies are insulting anyone who replies making fun of bob.

https://twitter.com/orange_misawa/with_replies

http://archive.md/R88fA

While ultimately I can't prove it one way or another I'm just glad to see that he's still fighting the good fight.

 

[Positron]

both chimpman brothers are pigs

Nah Bobby is keen on haute cuisine japonaise:


Bobby still doesn't know why "vaccine passport" is an unpopular concept, isn't making Trumpsters miserable a laudable goal? Right?





Thanks Bobby for doing the heavy lifting for us -- but whoever who reads his Twitter has to be interested in morons in the first place.

Title IX is back with a vengeance. Thanks to Biden, students accused of sexual assault are no longer allowed to use representatives to cross-examine their accusers at live hearings. Bobby should count himself lucky that he is not in school.


More Troubles in Belfast, of course Bobby's got it all figured out:


Bobby, bless his genius-level intellect, wants to subvert the proposed ICC Ecocide Law to throw Republicans in jail for being Republicans.


Politico roundup. Dan Crenshaw, "aka The Wimper Soldier":


Is Sir Robert within crusading distance?

"There are A LOT of difference between myself and Kyle Kulinsky". Tell us something we don't know Bobby.

+ + + +
Bobby lectures us on Evolution (the preamble is this thread on terves, with Chu-Chu and his troon sweethearts); Bobby sounds noticeably more pissed than usual:


As usual, Bobby's attempt to elevate himself by debasing others has the opposite effect:


Jurassic Park changed the notion of noblesse oblige:

And yet Elon Musk and Space-X are still bad.
I have no idea why these spergs are so obsessed with archaic archosaurs. Why can't they get on with the times and rejoice in the dinosaurs we have now? Come on! Wake up early, take a walk in the park and enjoy the chorus of dinosaurs!

All is not loss though, Father Disney has just made a new toy!


+ + + +
Creepy Uncle Bob educates his special-needs niece:


Rian Johnson:


Niggo vs Synder Cut:


King Arthur, Dark Souls, and Kaiju:





The second link is dead.

Dob Chipman:

Youtube steps in to protect my sanity by making the Alicia Silverstone video unavailable in my country, so I can't find out whatever force majeure has kept Bobby's hand away from the keyboard.

No fucking idea. Is Bobby saying the woman looks ridiculous -- by wearing a mask?

 

[blablabla]

so...why...does...retardo...twits...like-a-valley-girl?

 

[make_it_so]

Of course the subhuman fat fuck gets a chubby at the thought of the feds gunning down or burning alive obsolete red-staters.

However, while David Chipman may not be related to either Bob or Chris, he has time and again shown himself to be just as exceptional. So, there's a fair chance this guy's nomination doesn't get thru. I mean, fucking 's and all that but I'd like to imagine that the GOP in the Senate aren't that cucked, and that Joe Manchin still cares about getting re-elected.

 

[Ecto-1A]

That's actual bullshit. Crockett Promotions was pretty much in a death spiral at the the time in the late 80s and Turner buying it effectively bought them another 11 years. Turner was extremely loyal to the wrestling genre due to it being one of the highest rated shows on TBS during those early years. And WCW itself pretty much would still be alive today if Turner still held power, as the second he lost all power after the AOL merger, WCW was shut down and sold off to the WWE.

Yeah, blame the AOL/Time Warner merger, along with bad storylines, guaranteed contracts, creative control clauses, and TNT and TBS changing directions (thus, pushing out wrestling from said networks) for killing WCW.

 

[Adamska]

I see you are not being sensitive to the difference between Tactics and Targets. Militarism is a Tactic, which is okay if the right party advocates it.

Something "unforeseen" happened to Chris:
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A stir fry sandwich is not something to wait in line for with desperate glee. It even looks like shit because it's basically a fuckload of slop in between two buns. It's actually something I'd expect seeing Jack crow about on his "abuse the menials at restaurant and tard about COVID" channel rather than these two.

Yeah, blame the AOL/Time Warner merger, along with bad storylines, guaranteed contracts, creative control clauses, and TNT and TBS changing directions (thus, pushing out wrestling from said networks) for killing WCW.

I dunno, I reckon the dying element could've been held off by Turner whaling it up as a wrasslin' fan. It'd be similar to how American comics can still exist when they routinely pump out shit that can't even get 30k buys. Zombie Industries are a real thing.

And Billy-Bob again proves he can't consistent thought or intelligent saying twice in the newest deluge of shit.

Evolution is random, but it's filtered by the environment. So basically imagine Dan Akyroyd strung out on hallucinogens writing one of his scripts. But then have John Landis in the same apartment violently murdering a variety of his ideas based on "what would be funny and kind of smart?". It's random mutation that is then sorted out by fitness to the environment, meaning a plan kind of does come out via random bullshit go.

That be how evolution do, and even using film lingo I doubt Bob would understand it beyond worshiping it like a John Frum Cultist.

Also very telling that he 180'd again on billionaires building his gay movie fantasies; I legit believe he forgot that he hates that when it's space related.