TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Mango Unchained said:
She tries vehemently to tie @Spoony to everything. Textbook psycho stalker shit, thank you very much.

Not in every last tweet, however, because when she's triggered, her tard rage makes her suffer a memory lapse and her priorities twang from ragging Spoonz to smugly insulting the quote unquote offender. Kinda like how Noah majestically forgot about the render queue line, albeit he tried miserably to sell it as a joke.

Wow, Spoony, she's a keeper - can'tcha see yer made for each other?
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You weren't kidding.

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7he47r0n said:
By the way, that opening post needs a massive rewrite. Anyone up to the task? I won't even pretend to be knowledgeable enough about Mr. Antwiler to even attempt it.
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I don't know if there is anything worth mentioning aside from foreclosure that needs to be said between his golden era and the sad mess he's become know. You're gonna get two guys anyways, those that ONLY know Spoony from the mess he's become, and those that stumble on a counter monkey video and want to dive deeper into his old library.
 
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RumblyTumbly said:
The only thing I'm jealous of is Spoony's ability to stay alive and off the streets despite not doing anything.

Granted, it is more satisfying to work for what you have in this world, but its hard not to be jealous of his ability to be a slug 24/7 and still have a nice home.

He even managed to benefit from the pandemic as that delayed his eviction! Unreal.
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I've got a feeling he'll be evicted soon enough.
 
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AlexiTheTrucker said:
The JewWario hat and the pedo stache is not a combination I would want floating around the internet.
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The pedo stache is a fake one he put on for that particular review, "The Firing Line". It's a Reb Brown flick in which Roll Fizzlebeef himself has a mustache and Noah used it as a prop to imitate his movie idol. Funny how all these years he longed for the attention of Reb yet when a fan got him a personalized video pep speech at a con, he didn't even acknowledge it - "Nihil conveniens decretis ejus"

The JewWario hat however is inexcusable, you're right. Makes you wonder if he knew about the grooming scandal too and chose to ignore it like the Walkers or to roll with it for sympathy revenue, like Angry Joe.
 
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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
This is some Final Fantasy house cringe levels
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Although it appears she hasn't explored the "soul bonding" phenomena that certain people seemed to attach to. I'm not so sure if this strange creature would even be up for any of that, since they tend to soul bond to fictional characters that technically aren't living and aren't related to a real life person, so she can't soul bond to Spoony...
 
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Mango Unchained said:
The pedo stache is a fake one he put on for that particular review, "The Firing Line". It's a Reb Brown flick in which Roll Fizzlebeef himself has a mustache and Noah used it as a prop to imitate his movie idol. Funny how all these years he longed for the attention of Reb yet when a fan got him a personalized video pep speech at a con, he didn't even acknowledge it - "Nihil conveniens decretis ejus"

The JewWario hat however is inexcusable, you're right. Makes you wonder if he knew about the grooming scandal too and chose to ignore it like the Walkers or to roll with it for sympathy revenue, like Angry Joe.
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I am aware it was a prop. The point that I am making is that it is an awful combination in hindsight. That said, I agree with the question you pose and ask why not both? All of these people would have been forever alones if not for their fleeting flame. Almost all of the people in CA either slept with each other or lured in fans, Spoony included. So I have no doubt he knew. He is also a greedy shekel goblin that will try to pilfer as much money from a situation. Just my opinion.
 
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Kafferlord said:
I don’t care if this is late, because it probably is. But when I first saw this thread today and found out what Rachel looked like, I vomited all over my computer desk. How the fuck did someone as moderlately attractive as Spoony want to bang a chick with a literal tumor on her face?

Like even most trannies don’t look as ugly as that.
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>spoony
>moderately attractive
 
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Kafferlord said:
I don’t care if this is late, because it probably is. But when I first saw this thread today and found out what Rachel looked like, I vomited all over my computer desk. How the fuck did someone as moderlately attractive as Spoony want to bang a chick with a literal tumor on her face?

Like even most trannies don’t look as ugly as that.
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Because he has the personality of a tumor.
 
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Travoltron said:
To be fair, Spoony doesn't want to bang her. She is stalking him, and he puts up with it for some reason, probably pity.
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I've gone back and forth on it, and sometimes thought maybe he didn't block her cause she might an hero for real. But the more I think about it, she's just the perfect target for his mentality. She gives him love and affection no matter how much he tells her to fuck off and he takes that as an ego boost. If he had *any* sense over his twitter jollies he would've blocked her after the first time she sent him a suicide note. He's never mentioned it at all. I'm not sure how many times she's done that, but at least twice now over a decade+.
 
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Kafferlord said:
How the fuck did someone as moderlately attractive as Spoony want to bang a chick with a literal tumor on her face?
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You radically overestimate the importance Rachel has to Spoony. It is very much a one-way street, and part of what makes the "relationship" so bizarre is how she is completely obsessed with him, and yet he completely ignores her to the point where he may very well have actually muted her ages ago. I can't recall the last time he has actually responded to her.
 
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