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[Trianon]

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Wow blokes are even better at making period's disgusting.
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Your move ladies.

Period diarrhea is a thing, so ... yeah, I can see it affecting the only part of their body that it CAN affect. Hormones do control the cramps that cause it. But it's stupid to give themselves constipation/diarrhea for no reason.

 

[CrystalChevvy]

Fuck Wikipedia! This is the "sex reasignment surgery" wiki entry.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_reassignment_surgery_(male-to-female)


*My notes in red*.

When changing anatomical sex (you can't fucking do that) from male to female, the testicles are removed (castration), and the skin or foreskin and penis is usually inverted, as a flap preserving blood and nerve supplies (a technique pioneered by Sir Harold Gillies in 1951), (FUCK YOU SIR HAROLD) to form a fully sensitive vagina (press x to doubt). A clitoris fully supplied with nerve endings (innervated) can be formed from part of the glans of the penis (the clit is a dickhead ...literally). If the patient has been circumcised (removal of the foreskin), or if the surgeon's technique uses more skin in the formation of the labia minora, the pubic hair follicles are removed from some of the scrotal tissue (neocunt hairball issues), which is then incorporated by the surgeon within the vagina. Other scrotal tissue forms the labia majora (ballsack skin. It's the ballsack skin).

If you have sex with a neovagina made from colon tissue, are you technically having anal?

 

[Bixnood]

I dont get period diarrhea. I do get diarrhea sometimes though if I ingested something bad for me and my body was trying to expel it. Maybe thats a hint trannies

Sigh, yet another woman upset over men's inate ability to shit bigger and better than them,
really now girls why do you even care?

Anyway here is some troon madness

Not a fetish #4892

How dare you you use out lord and saviour Mel for your propaganda.

Odd amount of self awareness in this one

 

[GenitalFetishist]

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sounds normal to me

"Was this how any fellow cis sisters feel if they ever tried to have sex?"

"No, that's so weird! It's almost as if actual women have actual vaginas instead of surgically-created crimes against God and nature. Strange."


Also, enjoy some r/transadorable cuties:


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[poggers]

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This one is so fucking hilarious. The halloween wig, the gay hands, the boat size feet and that heavy man brow peeking out, I'm dead

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lol who the hell are they expecting to use a glory hole with in a women's stall?

John Waters had a suggestion, but he may not have been entirely serious:

Spoiler: desperate living

 

[Trananarama]

Period diarrhea is a thing, so ... yeah, I can see it affecting the only part of their body that it CAN affect. Hormones do control the cramps that cause it. But it's stupid to give themselves constipation/diarrhea for no reason.

God trannies are so dumb when they claim this. Periods happen because of hormonal fluctuations, which no trans person will ever get taking the same dose of estradiol or testosterone without any ups or downs in dosage month to month. The whole thing is literally all in their heads - much like their transness in general I guess.

That said, if their regular dose of hormones happens to give them the shits on the daily (because again, they take the same dose on a regular basis) that's fucking hilarious. Hope their imaginary periods are validated by their literally bleeding assholes.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

We should probably look into semen ingestion, as there's a cross cultural historical precedent for that.

It did peak and generally end in the last century though, but maybe troons can rediscover a new spiritual identity.
"The Sambia people do not believe that males are born with semen and so, during Maku, the boys participate in 'fellatio'. They are also required undergo a strict diet during this time period, which is from age 7-10."


HRT placebo studies for transgender people would be enlightening. They've actually done HRT placebo studies on women who need it for menopause and stuff, so fuck all who cares about the morality of tricking trannies into revealing it's entirely in their head.

Pre-pubescent boys are required to perform fellatio on older males and swallow the semen because it is believed that "without this 'male milk' they will fail to mature properly."

We must learn to make the milk.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

And women...it’s one thing to abuse lesbians and old ladies who don’t have any men around. But you fuck around with normal men’s wives and daughters and you gonna find out.

I don’t blame men for shooting their daughter’s rapist. At that point I wouldn’t care about the consequences.

I had the misfortune of stumbling upon this ghoul today.

Spoiler: NSFW

Archive

Pre transition photos, definitely a coomer.

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Well that’s terrifying. Wouldn’t be surprised if he literally had skeletons in his closet.

I poked around the r/mypartneristrans subreddit after it was posted in this thread. Reddit is an absolute cesspool moderated by the severely mentall ill. Headmates? What the fuck is this shit?

Ah, headmates. You’ve just entered even deeper into the rabbit hole. Basically, they larp about having multiple personality disorder and treat it like a game. Sometimes it’s other personalities, other times it’s fictional characters like Harry Potter, and occasionally it’s Jesus or even the Milky Way galaxy. Oh and they’re almost always trans. We have a thread on them but this is a good primer.

Sort of reminds me of a story about a method of execution in Pashtun communities. A man would be tied down in the sun, and then the women of the tribe would rape him and piss in his mouth until he died. I looked into it and as far as I could tell the only “evidence” of this practice came from a British man who’d served in Afghanistan as a teenager. Almost like he was a sexually frustrated young man with a sexual fantasy.

I wonder about some of these weirder practices from obscure tribes that we hear about. Are they also just some perverted anthropologist’s fantasy woven into their notes? It seems like all of the description of Sambia culture comes from one anthropologist.

I have a similar suspicion. I do think there are instances of weird sex practices because people are weird, but how would they know if the people they met/heard of were just the local lolcows and not necessarily representative of what everyone else did or believed?

 

[Popoto]

Slate's Dear Prudence advice column, helmed by Daniel Mallory Lavery (née Mallory Ortberg), "husband" to deranged troon Grace Lavery, both sporadically featured in this thread, has an interesting letter:

Spoiler: the letter

My sister-in-law has announced she is trans and is in therapy to transition successfully. It was actually a relief because it seemed to explain her past self-destructive and self-seeking behavior (casual drug use, picking family fights, and even getting plastered at our wedding). We kept her at a distance from her past behavior but have been making attempts to bridge the gap, including introducing her (while socially distanced) to our infant daughter. The problem is she has taken a derivative of our daughter’s name for her own and has plastered the story across social media that we named our daughter for her (she tagged me in them). This is a complete fabrication and has confused our family and friends. The situation leaves my husband and I baffled and more than a little uncomfortable. In the past, my sister-in-law has been a habitual liar and would invent elaborate fictions and even fight with other people over them—like insisting the family had a dog growing up that a neighbor ran over and whose body she found, which never happened. What should we do here?

—Misnomers

Spoiler: the advice

It will serve you well to stop thinking of your sister-in-law’s transition as an explanation for or solution to things like drug use, family conflict, lying, or any other behavior you find difficult to deal with. It may very well be that her own sense of transness, whether conscious or subconscious, has played a part in some of these things, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it was the sole underlying cause, or that transitioning will resolve old relational patterns, bad habits, or difficult quirks of personality. She will still be a flawed human being after transitioning! That’s not to say that transitioning might not improve her life immensely, just that if you expect it will “fix” her shortcomings, I’m afraid you’ll be setting yourself up for disappointment.

I’m of two minds as to how I think you ought to handle this particular lie. On the one hand, as uncomfortable as it may have felt to see her invent a connection where none has previously existed, you can simply choose to ignore it and save your energy. If some people mistakenly think you named your daughter for your sister-in-law, it’s no skin off your nose. You can answer honestly if anyone asks you about it: “No, we’d already picked Moira before Moira II came out, but obviously we think it’s a lovely name.” If you plan on keeping your sister-in-law at a friendly but distant remove, that might be the most effective strategy. But you also have grounds to say something, especially since she tagged you in this latest tall tale: “I’m not sure why you’d say this. I’m glad you like the name, but we named our daughter before we knew you were changing yours.” Even if she gets defensive or wants to pick a quarrel with you, you don’t have to engage: “I don’t want to fight about this with you, so let’s drop the subject.” You can always decline to quarrel, even if the other party is determined to get into one.

The thing reveals more about their fucked up marriage dynamics than any actual advice (which seems to read: just placate the troon)

Tangentially, Lavery has announced they will fuck off twitter, but how long will a narc survive without their supply?



ETA: What caused Lavery to flounce off was the getting flak for saying abortion should be celebrated, which I think was mentioned earlier in this thread.

 

[Opabinia]

Other people get quickly prescribed medically necessary things, but we don't get prescribed those things even when we don't need them and want them because of mental illness? Outrageous!

 

[Popoto]

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Other people get quickly prescribed medically necessary things, but we don't get prescribed those things even when we don't need them and want them because of mental illness? Outrageous!

Do these classical dropkicks even know what they are saying? What the fuck is a "prescription over the counter"?

Also the psych signoff is now a requirement for non troonacy surgeries as well, and were introduced in non troonacy surgeries before the troon shit. What the hell.

 

[Trianon]

God trannies are so dumb when they claim this. Periods happen because of hormonal fluctuations, which no trans person will ever get taking the same dose of estradiol or testosterone without any ups or downs in dosage month to month. The whole thing is literally all in their heads - much like their transness in general I guess.

That said, if their regular dose of hormones happens to give them the shits on the daily (because again, they take the same dose on a regular basis) that's fucking hilarious. Hope their imaginary periods are validated by their literally bleeding assholes.

OK, I read some on this. The fluctuations are always caused by the naturally created hormones from the ovaries. You can find trans sites that are like, "Well, some hormones are made in other organs, so there can be drops in certain hormones that mimic the cycle effect," but it would probably be rare and not on any regular schedule. If your estrogen levels get high enough, your body tries to balance it out and makes you feel like shit. That's not really a period cycle of any kind.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Tranny periods are fake and gay, estrogen and progesterone levels are at their lowest during a period. Never mind the fact you cannot have a period if you did not ovulate. Estrogen and progesterone are the hormones used to cease ovulation in the first place.

 

[Tsuka Hiira]

Late because this thread moves fast, and minor PL, but I am an actual woman and I do speed runs for fun in my own time. I would never join the “speedrunning community” precisely due to shit like this.

Troons are to actual women what weeaboos are to actual Japanese people. Just cringe

I bet they'd attempt to simp the fuck out of you and erp purely for being cis then whine and get you banned from all events when you tell them you're not into their "girl"dicks

Honestly baiting them on discord might be worth it just to see how many creepos you get clamber with their tongues out to your feet

Tranny periods are fake and gay, estrogen and progesterone levels are at their lowest during a period. Never mind the fact you cannot have a period if you did not ovulate. Estrogen and progesterone are the hormones used to cease ovulation in the first place.

>fake and gay
but troons are straight men (usually "superstraight" but pretend to like dick because futa porn LOL)

 

[0x00000C1A]

What the fuck is a "prescription over the counter"?

"over" and "under" the counter is trans terminology for the way HRT meds are received. Some trannies out of desperation start buying estrogen/androgen/whatever from questionable sellers online from someone like this faggot with retarded cooking recipes - that's called an "under the counter" medication, and they don't even require prescription.

 

[Bixnood]

"over" and "under" the counter is trans terminology for the way HRT meds are received. Some trannies out of desperation start buying estrogen/androgen/whatever from questionable sellers online from someone like this faggot with retarded cooking recipes - that's called an "under the counter" medication, and they don't even require prescription.

I was under the impression that over the counter was stuff you dont need a doctors prescription to get from a chemist
While under the counter are drugs that can be abused and keep under lock and key at the chemist. Requiring a doctors prescription of course

 

[Sustainable War]

We must learn to make the milk.

There is a finite amount of milk, it cannot be created or destroyed. He who controls the semen, controls the universe.

Slate's Dear Prudence advice column, helmed by Daniel Mallory Lavery (née Mallory Ortberg), "husband" to deranged troon Grace Lavery, both sporadically featured in this thread, has an interesting letter:

Spoiler: the letter

My sister-in-law has announced she is trans and is in therapy to transition successfully. It was actually a relief because it seemed to explain her past self-destructive and self-seeking behavior (casual drug use, picking family fights, and even getting plastered at our wedding). We kept her at a distance from her past behavior but have been making attempts to bridge the gap, including introducing her (while socially distanced) to our infant daughter. The problem is she has taken a derivative of our daughter’s name for her own and has plastered the story across social media that we named our daughter for her (she tagged me in them). This is a complete fabrication and has confused our family and friends. The situation leaves my husband and I baffled and more than a little uncomfortable. In the past, my sister-in-law has been a habitual liar and would invent elaborate fictions and even fight with other people over them—like insisting the family had a dog growing up that a neighbor ran over and whose body she found, which never happened. What should we do here?

—Misnomers

Spoiler: the advice

It will serve you well to stop thinking of your sister-in-law’s transition as an explanation for or solution to things like drug use, family conflict, lying, or any other behavior you find difficult to deal with. It may very well be that her own sense of transness, whether conscious or subconscious, has played a part in some of these things, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it was the sole underlying cause, or that transitioning will resolve old relational patterns, bad habits, or difficult quirks of personality. She will still be a flawed human being after transitioning! That’s not to say that transitioning might not improve her life immensely, just that if you expect it will “fix” her shortcomings, I’m afraid you’ll be setting yourself up for disappointment.

I’m of two minds as to how I think you ought to handle this particular lie. On the one hand, as uncomfortable as it may have felt to see her invent a connection where none has previously existed, you can simply choose to ignore it and save your energy. If some people mistakenly think you named your daughter for your sister-in-law, it’s no skin off your nose. You can answer honestly if anyone asks you about it: “No, we’d already picked Moira before Moira II came out, but obviously we think it’s a lovely name.” If you plan on keeping your sister-in-law at a friendly but distant remove, that might be the most effective strategy. But you also have grounds to say something, especially since she tagged you in this latest tall tale: “I’m not sure why you’d say this. I’m glad you like the name, but we named our daughter before we knew you were changing yours.” Even if she gets defensive or wants to pick a quarrel with you, you don’t have to engage: “I don’t want to fight about this with you, so let’s drop the subject.” You can always decline to quarrel, even if the other party is determined to get into one.

The thing reveals more about their fucked up marriage dynamics than any actual advice (which seems to read: just placate the troon)

That looks a lot more reasonable than what I figured the answer would be, especially the first part. The second part is definitely placating cluster b nuttery under the shield of troonery, but the whole "your sister-in-law could still be a shit person even if she's now trans" seems like more sound advice than you'd see from social media threads justifying staying with a partner who smacks you with his bloody dilater. We'll miss the follow-up though - "Dear Prudence, we caught my sister-in-law masturbating with my underwear with my daughter's name written on it, but my sister-in-law insisted that it was meant to be her own name. My husband is furious and now says he'll kill his 'brother' if he sees him near us again. How do I get my husband to not misgender my sister-in-law?"

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Other people get quickly prescribed medically necessary things, but we don't get prescribed those things even when we don't need them and want them because of mental illness? Outrageous!

If someone is going through puberty early and needs puberty blockers immediately, they are at least under 11, and something fucked up is happening to their bodies. Like, a 7 year old girl having mega periods because a brain tumor is squashing her pituitary gland. Hopefully the troon is bending the truth, but I can't imagine his self-absorbed retardation that his parents would have had to deal with while they take their younger child to a scary, confusing set of doctor appointments and treatments that involve medication that is so necessary, they can ignore its litany of risks and lawsuit-ridden, long term side effects.

 

[admiral]

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Other people get quickly prescribed medically necessary things, but we don't get prescribed those things even when we don't need them and want them because of mental illness? Outrageous!

I wish normal people could 'just do' necessary surgeries and medical procedures. If you're in the UK, unless you're actually dying, you're looking at a wait time of potentially months to years for necessary surgeries. I had to wait over a month for a scan recently, and then another month to talk with my doctor about the results.

It's well known that wait times are ridiculous, and yet once again troons have to make it all about them and act as though they are the only ones affected by this.

 

[Popoto]

"over" and "under" the counter is trans terminology for the way HRT meds are received. Some trannies out of desperation start buying estrogen/androgen/whatever from questionable sellers online from someone like this faggot with retarded cooking recipes - that's called an "under the counter" medication, and they don't even require prescription.

I was under the impression that over the counter was stuff you dont need a doctors prescription to get from a chemist
While under the counter are drugs that can be abused and keep under lock and key at the chemist. Requiring a doctors prescription of course

Once again, I am impressed how these absolute lunatics keep making shit up and changing the meaning of words.

That looks a lot more reasonable than what I figured the answer would be, especially the first part. The second part is definitely placating cluster b nuttery under the shield of troonery, but the whole "your sister-in-law could still be a shit person even if she's now trans" seems like more sound advice than you'd see from social media threads justifying staying with a partner who smacks you with his bloody dilater. We'll miss the follow-up though - "Dear Prudence, we caught my sister-in-law masturbating with my underwear with my daughter's name written on it, but my sister-in-law insisted that it was meant to be her own name. My husband is furious and now says he'll kill his 'brother' if he sees him near us again. How do I get my husband to not misgender my sister-in-law?"

The absolute state of the year of our lawd, where we are grateful the letter writer did not get called a filthy transphobe and a begrudging admission that a raging AGP is likely to stay that way is "better than expected".

I can't be bothered to find it, but this idiot has previously called a doctor who informed a letter writer that puberty blockers are dangerous and amount to child abuse as transphobic and to unperson them, and to an MTF writing in saying they believe MTFs should not be allowed in womens sports to STFU with their wrongthink and don't you dare say that out loud.

So at one stage pitchforks were out, then this milquetoast response. Things are getting fascinating at the Lavery household.

If someone is going through puberty early and needs puberty blockers immediately, they are at least under 11, and something fucked up is happening to their bodies. Like, a 7 year old girl having mega periods because a brain tumor is squashing her pituitary gland. Hopefully the troon is bending the truth, but I can't imagine his self-absorbed retardation that his parents would have had to deal with while they take their younger child to a scary, confusing set of doctor appointments and treatments that involve medication that is so necessary, they can ignore its litany of risks and lawsuit-ridden, long term side effects.

I do not know when the original post was made, but I do note it is now against policy/best practices to treat precocious puberty with GnRH agonists.

There have been whispers of several (quite obviously unnamed) cases where the projected second "real" puberty never occurred, and the stopped puberty was the only one the child was going to have.

I also tangentially note that precocious puberty is almost never treated in boys, and a lot of boys just have to deal with being made fun of for pubic hair, NRBs and voice breaking.