Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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No fucking idea. Is Bobby saying the woman looks ridiculous -- by wearing a mask?
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This is the CW’s live-action The Powerpuff Girls, he’s saying it looks ridiculous to dress them the same as they were in the cartoon.

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> Earth-1218

How long until Blob starts sperging about the Dimensional Merge?
Every comic fan knows Marvel Earth is 616 and part of the fun in it is it drives Marvel editorial nuts when fans use it because they hate that their main reality for their comics has a random number over like DC which over the years has used terms like Earth-1, New Earth, and recently Earth Prime.

My point is knowing 616 is code for being a comic fan knowing that our real world reality is 1218 means you know the website Marvel Database which is a fan wiki and you're just a poser not a real fan.
 
historically, Sikhs were double-hard bastards (which is why we were very keen to get them on our side during the conquest of India), and they were no friends to Muslims at all
Given that one of the first Sikh gurus got martyred by Muslims, it's very easy to understand why that was the case.
That's why all blue state fantasies of crushing the red states in Civil War hinges on the rest of the world feeding (and in the style that they are accustomed to) the blue coastal states while blue state folk genocide the red states Rawanda style.
What's worth noting is that this was basically what the Nationalists did in the Chinese Civil War - sit in the cities and rely on foreign aid, while their enemies not only had the support of the people but had the whole of the countryside to run round.
He says right there in the afterword that he's writing a Christian tract. Read the afterword. GLIMPSE at the afterword.
Or even look at the fact that the whole point of the tract is an authoritarian regime repressing Christians while trying to get them to apostasise or support modernism.
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This next bit is incredibly long because Blob has said so many retarded things. If you can't stomach reading it, I don't blame you.
> Just n*zi [sic] shit all the way down
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I bet it is delicious, but not worth queueing for.
In Britbongistan we have a lot of Chinese takeaways. They're good, but I wouldn't make a sandwich out of Chinese food, and I definitely wouldn't queue for half an hour for one.
Bobby still doesn't know why "vaccine passport" is an unpopular concept, isn't making Trumpsters miserable a laudable goal? Right?
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As I have repeatedly said, anyone who describes God as an invisible man in the sky should have the balls to call Mohammed a ”goat-fucking raghead nonce”.
”this totally isn't the Mark of the Beast but you'll need it to take part in society” really isn't a good argument.

The problem I have with vaccine passports is that they would create a system of medical apartheid. If you aren't a member of a certain group, which may be completely out of your control - some people might not have been vaccinated, some people might not be able to be vaccinated because they have an immumne disease - you can't do the same things everyone else can do. Besides, if the vaccine doesn't stop you spreading covid, why mandate vaccine passports?
The way I see it, scepticism is a healthy reaction to anything. The response to scepticism, be it to do with religion, covid or climate change, is to disprove the sceptics' arguments and not to call the sceptics bigoted denialists who aren't worthy of a response.
Thanks to Biden, students accused of sexual assault are no longer allowed to use representatives to cross-examine their accusers at live hearings. Bobby should count himself lucky that he is not in school.
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Sexual assault allegations can ruin people's lives. Anything that could do that should be treated in exactly the same way as a criminal prosecution. This means that the defendant has the right to cross-examine witnesses for the prosecution. Anything else is nothing less than a kangaroo court.
More Troubles in Belfast, of course Bobby's got it all figured out:
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If Bobby wants to learn more about Northern Irish politics, I strongly encourage him to visit a bar in Sandy Row or the Shankill and brag about being an Irish Catholic from Boston.
Bobby, bless his genius-level intellect, wants to subvert the proposed ICC Ecocide Law to throw Republicans in jail for being Republicans.
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The problems I have with global ecocide laws are that;
• they would be administered by the UN, which has shown by its inability to do anything apart from wring its hands and send in peacekeepers five years later whenever anything happens that it won't do anything if it goes against its members' interests.
• they would be incredibly watered down because the ecocide law that the really hardline environmentalists want would basically mean that every elected official on Earth could be prosecuted for ecocide, meaning that they won't actually end up convicting anyone.
• they would inevitably be used for political grandstanding and not in order to protect the environment, and the corporations who actually pollute would get let off scot-free because it's a lot easier to go after a failed businessman who everybody hates and who doesn't use catalyic converters than it is to prosecute Jeff Bezos.
Politico roundup. Dan Crenshaw, "aka The Wimper Soldier":
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Crenshaw fought for his country, and lost an eye in the process. What has Bobby done?
Is Sir Robert within crusading distance?
Why yes he is. Deus lo vult!
What I find odd is that when the left call AOC a sassy gyal who don't take no shit from no one or whatever it's the highest form of praise, but when the right point that out - namely, that she runs her mouth a lot on Twitter and basically just makes policy on Instagram Live, we're ”attacking” the poor bartender.

Part of the reason Ocasio-Cortez and Trump are so popular is because they both say what they mean. They don't give you some bullshit answer that involves fifty different buzzwords and might as well be written in Klingon for all the sense it makes; they speak their mind. Don't praise that when it comes from one, and attack it when it comes from the other.
Bobby lectures us on Evolution (the preamble is this thread on terves, with Chu-Chu and his troon sweethearts); Bobby sounds noticeably more pissed than usual:
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If your argument boils down to ”I was just supporting eugenics to own the cons”, maybe rethink your argument.
Jurassic Park changed the notion of noblesse oblige:
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Most people want billionaires to help feed the poor; Blob wants them to do shit he thinks is cool so that he can see all his favourite capeshit films re-enacted in real life.
 
What I find odd is that when the left call AOC a sassy gyal who don't take no shit from no one or whatever it's the highest form of praise, but when the right point that out - namely, that she runs her mouth a lot on Twitter and basically just makes policy on Instagram Live, we're ”attacking” the poor bartender.

Part of the reason Ocasio-Cortez and Trump are so popular is because they both say what they mean. They don't give you some bullshit answer that involves fifty different buzzwords and might as well be written in Klingon for all the sense it makes; they speak their mind. Don't praise that when it comes from one, and attack it when it comes from the other.
Trump and AOC both very neatly demonstrate the difference between speaking your mind honestly and being a massive blowhard who has other people constantly walking back what you say to preserve your optics.
 
Bob's initial reaction to Episode 4 of FATWS.

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The beatdown he's likely referring to is John Walker getting his ass kicked by the Dora Milaje.

This fight allows Zemo to escape as the Dora Milaje also attack Sam and Bucky after they intervene to stop Walker from being killed.

John Walker executes one of the Flag-Smashers with the shield, the bludgeoning itself is shot POV from the Flag-Smashers' perspective then we see a blood around his body.

The final shot of the episode is this.IMG_20210409_174505.jpg
 
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Bob is salty that Sony are giving the streaming rights for Spider-Man: No Way Home to Netflix.

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Context for the Goodfellas reference.

If Tom Holland was unhappy with working for Sony, pretty sure he wouldn't have agreed to do Uncharted for them. Pretty sad/funny all these manchildren want Disney to have a monopoly.
 
If Tom Holland was unhappy with working for Sony, pretty sure he wouldn't have agreed to do Uncharted for them. Pretty sad/funny all these manchildren want Disney to have a monopoly.
Not that I imagine Tom Holland wants to burn down Sony's head office, but there is also something to be said for the lost, ancient art of stomaching an unpleasant job for the sake of Scrooge McDuck money. Even if he doesn't explicitly like it, he may not care.
 
Is Bob one of those "Irish-Americans" that thinks because he has a drink on St Paddy's day he's keeping the culture alive?
Probably goes hand in hand with spitting on actual Irish folk with a connection to more than just buying Irish booze. Stuff like their religious leanings, their history of desire for self-determinism, their fondness for Armalite rifles... You know, mayo ghouls.

Let's all count the days until he finds a reason to wish them to the gulags.
 
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Our Nutjob Chipman, on the contrary, prides himself on owning a gun.

Surprisingly, Bobby understands what a dictatorship entails:
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I'm sure someone else can explain better than I, but in Marxist theory "dictatorship of the proletariat" is a transitory phase between the proletariat revolution (which overthrows the bourgie) and true communism. Marx (and Stalin after him) assured us this transitory phase lasts only a short time (months), but reality begged to differ.

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If this is fake, it is very convincing.

Repent, Republicans! Abandon your evil party! 退党保平安!
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Piers Corbyn:
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Now not even les chiens mechaniques de Boston will Properly-Evolve France.
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Speaking of illegals, here's more on the political ramification of Falcon and Winter Soldier. If you are anti-border, you cannot be xenophobic:
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> a dictatorship will crush the life out of anyone who isn't useful to it

Why, then, does Blob pin his hopes on the ”great realignment” happening and a neoliberal dictatorship being installed? Because I can tell you that a fat 40 year old sex pest from Bahstan won't be useful to God-Empress Kamala.
Black nationalists are real, and aren't known for liking God's Chosen™, the reason being that some of the slave ships were owned by God's Chosen™.

(for those who are interested in Latin American history, I'd recommend Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean - it talks about how lots of the Sephardic Jews expelled by Spain went to the Caribbean and bought land, houses and, yes, slaveships)
The concept of ”Thinking Americans” is a no true Scotsman and circular logic writ large. It works like this:
• I believe something.
• This thing is therefore true.
• Some Americans don't believe in this thing.
• Therefore, they are not thinking.
• Therefore, all Americans who ”think” believe this thing.
• Therefore, it is right.
Corbynistas can be incredibly insufferable, but I'd rather be locked in a room for 24 hours with Hasan Patel or Aaron Bastani than Moviebob.

Although that's probably because the first two actually shower.
 
Bob's initial reaction to Episode 4 of FATWS.

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The beatdown he's likely referring to is John Walker getting his ass kicked by the Dora Milaje.

This fight allows Zemo to escape as the Dora Milaje also attack Sam and Bucky after they intervene to stop Walker from being killed.

John Walker executes one of the Flag-Smashers with the shield, the bludgeoning itself is shot POV from the Flag-Smashers' perspective then we see a blood around his body.

The final shot of the episode is this.View attachment 2072295
Is that supposed to be some major dark turn for him when the movie Avengers had no problems killing dozens of henchmen? Its supposed to be a big deal now when they show blood?
 
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Probably not actually part of that show but I like how he thinks xenophobia can't exist if you're "anti-borders". Any goofy "I want my people to rule the planet" idea can be xenophobic. You just need a concept of "other" to potentially add xenophobia in any system. Is Bob's Superior Future not xenophobic? He does view "mayo ghouls" as an outside corrupting force even if he'd probably go "They're still in America, dummy" if you point it out to him.
 
Is that supposed to be some major dark turn for him when the movie Avengers had no problems killing dozen of henchmen? Its supposed to be a big deal now when they shiw blood?
Yes, because the guy Walker kills is unarmed (despite still being a threat as someone who had received the Super Soldier serum) and Walker represents nationalism while the show wants to depict the Flag-Smashers globohomo agenda (“One world, one people”) as good with Sam Wilson being sympathetic to the cause but disagreeing with their means to that end.
 
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