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Man Flavored Tofu said:
One thing overlooked is how hard it can be to find a hooker. It's a lot like buying drugs for the first time. It's easy to do if you know a guy, but can be intimidating if none of your friends know a dealer forcing you to go out and find some stranger. You can just as easily find a girl on Craigslist but when you get their her pimp/boyfriend is waiting in the bathroom with a gun to rob you. If the hooker turns out legit you'll get constant bitching that your time is almost up while you try to nail a disinterested street whore that smells like body odor and yeast infection.

There are different levels of whoredome for different types of guys.

If you are a noob and you've got the money you can go to a strip club. The worst that can happen is a few lap dances and some overpriced drinks. The best case is getting the girl into VIP and end up paying a few hundred for a blowjob or sex in a semi-private booth.

If you have no money and low standards then guys will go to sex shops and use the dark rooms and gloryholes. A popular option for degenerate gay guys who enjoy being in a dark room with homeless people and drug addicts.

If you've got a little money and only want a handjob, or at most a blowjob, then the Asian massage parlors are the place to go. Despite what TV and movies depict most of the women in these places are middle-aged women in their 40 and over. It's popular with older out-of-shape men since middle-aged Asian women will look better than the landwhales most women turn into. It's also popular with married guys since going to a strip club costs more and you end up smelling like cigarettes and weed when you get home.

If someone is really adventurous they can find online providers. Half the time it's a scam but there are forums dedicated to reviewing which providers are legit and have developed networking systems for senior members that have contacts.

For guys that like to live life on the edge, you've got streetwalkers. See a woman walking up and down the street and dressed like a slut? Go up to her and ask how much. Nothing gets a guy's pulse going than getting pulled over by the police ten seconds after you pick a girl up.

I'm not an advocate for sex work. If people want to film themselves and sell the clips that's their business. However, you go for hookers and all of these options will at best give you disappointing overpriced sex with an STD, and at worst you'll get arrested or robbed. The excitement is the taboo and the thrill of not getting caught and walking away with your life. I'm sure the guys that went to massage parlors in Atlanta thought the only thing they had to worry about was a police bust until a nutjob with a gun came instead.

Onlyfans, I think, will lead to a number of these guys going for sex workers since these girls are just e-whores that work from home. If you're comfortable sending hundreds of dollars to some girl online for just some nudes and dirty talk they will eventually end up doing much worse over time.
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Probably in the states, but here in Europe getting whores is quite easy. I can at least talk for the Spain and Germany (Germany in particular since prostitution is legal there, becoming the largest destination for sex tourism in Europe). In most countries you will have one if not several webpageds dedicated to women offering services as "self employed escorts". Then there are "model agencies" which employ several girls in the same place or to which you can call so they send you the girl. In both cases photos are provided. The self employed ones usually blur their faces for obvious reasons while the ones in model agencies might or might not. Depends on who is in charge. As well, you have forums and pages dedicated to rating whores and discussing the topic with other people that have fucked said woman, advising you for or against paying a visit.

In Spain you also have "whorehouses". In quotes because in Spain prostitution is still illegal so people masquerade the bussiness as something else like a "club de carretera" (houses with neon lights in the middle of the countryside where you can pay for sex) or a "Licorería" (the same as before, but this time in the city and in seedy parts of town). There are also what we call "Pisos de putas" (whore flats) that are that: a flat in a city that works like a small whorehouse. Few or several girls work under the same roof and everything is managed by the Madame (and old woman, usually a former prostitute who is in charge of finances and taking care of the girls). The last one is only found in big cities, being Madrid and Barcelona whoredom central. Even in those cities you can call a girl and then rent an apartment for an hour in order to get the fucking done if you want to be extra discreet.

Then, in Germany things are out in the open and there is a lot of variety to how you can find prostitutes. For starters, you have the old streetwalkers, which are confined to certain parts of the city and have to PAY a certain amount of money to whore themselves out. Usually 10 euros per hour. Then you have the glass doors that you can find in some really big cities like Frankfurt, where you have small rooms with the girl inside. If you're interested, you approach the door and you call her. You also have bath clubs, which are essentially brothels masquerading as bathouses. And last but not least you have what is called in german as "Laufhaus" (Walk-in house). This are essentially apartment blocs or houses full of women that pimp themselves out. Anyone can go inside and take a look at the goods, the girls either standing by the door of their appartment or putting a photo right outside. Believe it or not, the rent on these apartments is usually 100 eurodollars a day, but it comes with all utilities paid as well as regular medical checks and security, since every apartment has a panic button that the girl can push and call a bouncer.

I can say that a all of this has probably led to an increase in confidence on the customer base, but that doesn't mean you won't get swindled by a butterface that wants to get your money for a handjob or getting scammed from time to time. I might think that the main concern for a lot of guys in Europe is probably getting caught and the shame that would cause. And i partially think that this is also one of the causes a lot of guys might only stick with only fans. I brought already the morality card and you can expect for a lot of guys that don't have any sort of experience with a woman that they will most likely never go get a whore. Not only for the obvious "it doesn't count when you fuck a whore", but also because of their terrible lack of experience and morals are holding them back. They are already pretty pathetic when talking to e-girls, so a flesh and blood woman might terrify them.
Big Nasty said:
I've been to Madrid. I've never seen so many drifters and people sleeping in the streets in one place before.
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Madrid and Barcelona are horrible places IMO. It's been a while since i haven't been in both, but damn if i wouldn't live in them even if i got paid. Barcelona is probably the worst of both of them since i remember the news talking about illegals fighting off the police and the epidemic of squatting in the city (squatting is legal in Barcelona, mind you) that led to the rise of drug gangs eventually taking over a few buildings in partially abandoned parts of town.

Also, lately Madrid is in turmoil after the mismanagement of the whole Coof situation, which has caused Madrid to be in lockdown again.
Shadfan666xxx000 said:
@EmuWarsVeteran, what can you tell us about Spain sex culture and romance?
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I could also tell a few things, but not much since i'm a filthy dweeb.
 
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Malagor the dank omen said:
Probably in the states, but here in Europe getting whores is quite easy. I can at least talk for the Spain and Germany (Germany in particular since prostitution is legal there, becoming the largest destination for sex tourism in Europe). In most countries you will have one if not several webpageds dedicated to women offering services as "self employed escorts". Then there are "model agencies" which employ several girls in the same place or to which you can call so they send you the girl. In both cases photos are provided. The self employed ones usually blur their faces for obvious reasons while the ones in model agencies might or might not. Depends on who is in charge. As well, you have forums and pages dedicated to rating whores and discussing the topic with other people that have fucked said woman, advising you for or against paying a visit.

In Spain you also have "whorehouses". In quotes because in Spain prostitution is still illegal so people masquerade the bussiness as something else like a "club de carretera" (houses with neon lights in the middle of the countryside where you can pay for sex) or a "Licorería" (the same as before, but this time in the city and in seedy parts of town). There are also what we call "Pisos de putas" (whore flats) that are that: a flat in a city that works like a small whorehouse. Few or several girls work under the same roof and everything is managed by the Madame (and old woman, usually a former prostitute who is in charge of finances and taking care of the girls). The last one is only found in big cities, being Madrid and Barcelona whoredom central. Even in those cities you can call a girl and then rent an apartment for an hour in order to get the fucking done if you want to be extra discreet.

Then, in Germany things are out in the open and there is a lot of variety to how you can find prostitutes. For starters, you have the old streetwalkers, which are confined to certain parts of the city and have to PAY a certain amount of money to whore themselves out. Usually 10 euros per hour. Then you have the glass doors that you can find in some really big cities like Frankfurt, where you have small rooms with the girl inside. If you're interested, you approach the door and you call her. You also have bath clubs, which are essentially brothels masquerading as bathouses. And last but not least you have what is called in german as "Laufhaus" (Walk-in house). This are essentially apartment blocs or houses full of women that pimp themselves out. Anyone can go inside and take a look at the goods, the girls either standing by the door of their appartment or putting a photo right outside. Believe it or not, the rent on these apartments is usually 100 eurodollars a day, but it comes with all utilities paid as well as regular medical checks and security, since every apartment has a panic button that the girl can push and call a bouncer.

I can say that a all of this has probably led to an increase in confidence on the customer base, but that doesn't mean you won't get swindled by a butterface that wants to get your money for a handjob or getting scammed from time to time. I might think that the main concern for a lot of guys in Europe is probably getting caught and the shame that would cause. And i partially think that this is also one of the causes a lot of guys might only stick with only fans. I brought already the morality card and you can expect for a lot of guys that don't have any sort of experience with a woman that they will most likely never go get a whore. Not only for the obvious "it doesn't count when you fuck a whore", but also because of their terrible lack of experience and morals are holding them back. They are already pretty pathetic when talking to e-girls, so a flesh and blood woman might terrify them.

Madrid and Barcelona are horrible places IMO. It's been a while since i haven't been in both, but damn if i wouldn't live in them even if i got paid. Barcelona is probably the worst of both of them since i remember the news talking about illegals fighting off the police and the epidemic of squatting in the city (squatting is legal in Barcelona, mind you) that led to the rise of drug gangs eventually taking over a few buildings in partially abandoned parts of town.

Also, lately Madrid is in turmoil after the mismanagement of the whole Coof situation, which has caused Madrid to be in lockdown again.

I could also tell a few things, but not much since i'm a filthy dweeb.
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I know but it feels wrong not to hear about Cadiz in particular.
 
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The Valeyard said:
Bhad Bhabie charged $25 for this video.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
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That was so lame I expect to magically find 25 bucks somewhere next week despite not having paid for it. Like the universe is refunding me for something I didn't even pay for.

Tootsie Bear said:
I seen better porn in my dad's Playboy and Hustler collection.

You're right. As someone with a foot fetish you won't believe how desperate how coomers are when it comes to porn or images/videos that they could use to get off to. The amount of bad images of random women in flip-flops that were of poor quality and feet barely in the images. Yet, these are same guys who will pay big money for these.
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I've noticed some fetishists have like zero standards. Go to the Most Repulsive Tranny thread and I bet you there's a guy out there who'd bust a nut over the... girls in there.
 
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EveyDwyer said:
I've noticed some fetishists have like zero standards. Go to the Most Repulsive Tranny thread and I bet you there's a guy out there who'd bust a nut over the... girls in there.
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I think that's the biggest thing that's changed. Even with the big porn sites, I think there were chicks that you could see as super sexy even when fully clothed. Or at least you could see them as models for something like Victoria's Secret. And they were pretty common instead of having to sift through shit and Onlyfans.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
I think that's the biggest thing that's changed. Even with the big porn sites, I think there were chicks that you could see as super sexy even when fully clothed. Or at least you could see them as models for something like Victoria's Secret. And they were pretty common instead of having to sift through shit and Onlyfans.
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First porn I got into was Naughty America. It was vanilla by most standards of the industry but somehow it made it more erotic and sexier to me. It wasn't disgusting like some other sites.
 
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LionoRaptor said:
First porn I got into was Naughty America. It was vanilla by most standards of the industry but somehow it made it more erotic and sexier to me. It wasn't disgusting like some other sites.
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Because with Vanilla, at least is girl is actually hot or MILF-tier hot.
Not some pseudo-pre-teen bullshit that is more common in porn (:_(
 
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LionoRaptor said:
First porn I got into was Naughty America. It was vanilla by most standards of the industry but somehow it made it more erotic and sexier to me. It wasn't disgusting like some other sites.
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PuffyGroundCloud said:
Because with Vanilla, at least is girl is actually hot or MILF-tier hot.
Not some pseudo-pre-teen bullshit that is more common in porn (:_(
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Sounds like “Lady in the street but freak in the sheets” is more than a line from an Usher song from 2004. Seems you can really arouse somebody if you don’t look or act like a lunatic. If anything, vanilla is a way to ease into crazier shit....and figuring out where to draw the line.
 
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