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LyteSydeByll said:
"I didn't say he was my favorite rapper!"
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God, DSP is such a fucking boomer. Why even pretend to know shit about rappers "out today" and whether or not they live what they rap about?

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You're right DSP-Bridgeport-Connecticut they are "prissy" and don't live what they rap about you could definitely beat them up so bad they'll offer to do DX Crotch Chops.
 
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Phil just thanked RipleyAtomic out of nowhere for tipping today, saying that 'nobody else really tipped'.
First of all, significant disrespect to the other $12 in tips in favor of Ripley's $94. But today underscores that Phil is starting the gradual move of the baseline goalposts.

For a while, after a big event that brought in some money, like his birthday week and the random $700 stream, Phil would brush off a slower stream like last night's CoD, saying you can't hit the tips goal all the time. Today? Today we need to make up for that immediately. All preceding days where he was almost 4x on his tips goal for the day were immediately memoryholed. He is now starting to contain each day exclusively and expects his fans to do the same. Only low days are remembered because they need to be immediately offset, but days where he was over are burned. He's been working on this one for a while, but after this last week, to come in so hot on the begging today because last night was slow shows that he is really pushing to normalize that.

On top of that, his comment about nobody else tipping is Phil starting to push out the tips goal goalposts - it's now not enough to hit that target. If there is a large tip, yes, Phil expects more because that was just one person. People should still be tipping if they were going to tip.

Phil did not even really play the tax card today. This is all just cold-begging based on this stream alone. The currently displayed tips goal is now not sufficient to stem his begging, without reason given. Phil has already established in February that his tips goals are more than enough to cover his monthly expenses, as a slight increase can allow him to handle major additional expenses - this too has been forgotten. He is exceeding his tips goals for the month and is openly begging with no stated reason.

This means that Phil has done it again - he has scaled his spending to the amount of money he is making, which is now in excess of the vest streak. Further, he is now taking his whales completely for granted. Phil seems to be expecting the regular whales to pop in to hit the tips goal, and is now expecting others to continue to tip anyway. If he had half a brain, he'd realize that his audience has been trained to see the goal as 'the goal' for any given stream, and no matter who hits it, it's done. He was given a few days of excess over the goal... scaled his spending... and is now trying to set an expectation of excess every stream. I wouldn't be surprised if we're cruising towards a $150 tips goal so that Phil can cover taxes and 'start to pay for improvements'. Neither will get done and that money will keep disappearing.

He's not even trying to check his addictions - and accordingly, there is no ceiling to the begging,
 
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PieceofShet said:
I think his poorer fans LOVES THIS! There is always 1 or 2 big whales, they tip, so they dont have to.
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Phil definately hates this because he expects the broke people to still tip on top of the whale tip.

Lmfaoooo Phil lowered the difficulty and he's still struggling. Now he's talking about never playing it again.
 
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As far as I can see, OIC has dumped literally thousands into Phil and gotten nothing but a joke made at his expense.
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I think Phil is sucking him off behind the scenes. I'm starting to wonder if some of the more erratic moves from Phil lately were not a direct result of things he 'discussed' with OiC, like the current tips goal event.

I'm with you in that I don't think OiC has ever intentionally left him out to dry, but I do think he waits until the last minute on a lot of things. This is likely partly to swoop in and feel like a hero, but I think it may also be sometimes to let Phil be a little scared so Phil can have a reminder of how important OiC is to him.

I think people have overblown how much of a gay ops 4D chess aficionado OiC is - the dude is retarded. But I do think he has a really weird relationship with Phil. I've said it before, but I still suspect OiC is PlanetJeff, and Phil has been communicating with him for a long time. His recent engagement with detractors stems from the fact that he is furious over his doxing and wants to fuck with people - in reality, he is swimming in the pignosis.
 
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PieceofShet said:
@actually He had a longer begging segment at the end of the 29dollars cod stream, saying that he loves the game but this is also his business blablabla... then he stopped the recording.

HE RECORDED THAT BEGGING FOR THE YOUTUBE VIDEO

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DSP FINALLY RAGEQUITTED GHOST AND GOBLINS! He said he will lower the difficulty.

And because I know you read this, if you do this, you are an absolute failure and we won again.
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Okay, Ghosts ‘n Goblins Resurrection is insanely hard and so far I haven’t even beaten level 1 on Legend, but I still feel the need to say...
KING
OF
RETRO
 
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Comma said:
For archival purposes, here's DSP doing an unrecorded begging segment during last night's stream:

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Followed by a tweet moaning about the stream being being SLOW:

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Fun facts:

- this was 48 hours after receiving $430 in cash in one day
- DSP received at least $1,437 in cash during 6 days he streamed since April 1st and yesterday

$430 memory-holed within 48 hours and over $1,400 completely erased from history in a week's time... This man is completely insatiable.

It. Never. Stops.


-EDIT- And he combo'd it right into another beg on the current stream:

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-EDIT2- Long-time paypig RipleyAtomic felt so lonely and neglected today he couldn't resist the whale call, and reacted within minutes:

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-EDIT3- Instantly uses the $94 tip to bait some more sad individuals into forking over more cash:

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I hate his bullshit "not say we are going to make it but I will wear another vest".

Remember when that was a joke, Phil? Now the nosis has set and he acts like people will want to donate to see him wear two. It never does stop.

Jaracainofthewind said:
Holy smokes

"You wouldn't give me a big tip for beating the game on legendary. If you were going to, you would just give it to me instead of holding it hostage."

Holding it hostage, for gameplay. The "service" you provide. My fucking god, he doesn't actually even understand his own job.
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It's like he forgot what a real incentive looked like for a videogame streamer that didn't involve wearing a piece of clothing(that has nothing to do with videogames).
 
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Surly Muppet said:
On top of that, his comment about nobody else tipping is Phil starting to push out the tips goal goalposts - it's now not enough to hit that target. If there is a large tip, yes, Phil expects more because that was just one person. People should still be tipping if they were going to tip.
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What's the point of a tip goal even? Might as well make it
"?/As much as possible" instead of "?/100$"
I swear, he thinks these people have infinite money but just choose not to give it to him for some reason.
 
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