Crime Nursery camera catches home inspector pleasuring himself with Elmo doll, MI cops say - For Fucks Sake, it's Tickle Me Elmo not Pleasure Me Daddy


An alert from a homeowner’s nursery camera led to charges for a home inspector in Michigan this week, police say.

An Oxford Township couple were trying to sell their home and had it inspected on March 12 at the request of the potential buyers, the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office wrote in a Facebook post.

The couple told police they let the home inspector and buyer’s real estate agent into their home and left while the inspection was underway.


Soon, one of the homeowners — a 22-year-old woman — received an alert from her nursery camera that there was movement inside the room, police said.

She checked the camera from her phone and said she saw the inspector, identified as 59-year-old Kevin VanLuven, in the nursery. As she watched, VanLuven began to touch himself, police said, so the woman started to record the video.

At one point, VanLuven is accused of picking up an Elmo doll from the floor and using it to continue pleasuring himself before returning the doll to where he’d found it.

When deputies arrived at the home, VanLuven reportedly told police he’d just moved the doll to inspect an electrical outlet.

After he learned there was a camera in the room, police said he “made incriminating statements and apologized.”

“Just when I think I have seen it all, someone steps up and surprises me with a new level of disturbing actions,” Sheriff Michael Bouchard said of the incident. “This is a disgusting reminder to be cautious about who you let into your home. The actions of these homeowners will likely prevent this defendant from going into anyone else’s home.”

VanLuven was arrested Wednesday without incident.

He is charged with aggravated indecent exposure and malicious destruction of property under $200.

VanLuven’s bond is set at $2,500. Conditions of his bond preclude him from being in any home he doesn’t own unsupervised or from contacting the couple involved. He must also undergo a mental health evaluation.

If convicted, VanLuven could face roughly two years in prison and $2,500 in fines, police said.

He’s due back in court on April 19.

Oxford Township is roughly 40 miles north of Detroit.
 
Does this look like the sort of man who WOULDN'T use a child's toy to rub one out?
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The update is a week old, but I'm necroing for a good reason. Nobody posted the video of the crime, so here.


He only served 19 days in jail, with 18 months probation. (Article) (Archive)
Surveillance footage from Michigan shows a home inspector sexually pleasuring himself on a “Tickle Me Elmo” doll in a 2-year-old boy’s room. As previously reported, the child’s mother happened to check out the at-home surveillance camera in order to review the status of the inspection, only to find that the defendant, Kevin Wayne VanLuven, had betrayed her trust.

“What if he had an STD and our son played with that or anything?” she told Detroit NBC affiliate WDIV in 2021. “What if we didn’t know? We have a toddler and a newborn baby too. There’s nothing more worse than when somebody comes to your home and you trust them to do a job and they go as hard as to do something like that in your child’s bedroom.”

Jurors convicted VanLuven in October 2022 with aggravated indecent exposure and acquitted him of malicious destruction of personal property less than $200.

Footage showed him standing at the bedroom closet, facing away from the camera, and committing the act. He then zipped up and placed the doll out of frame on the other side of the room. As he did so, the Elmo doll is heard emitting a prerecorded laugh. VanLuven stood up, and while breathing hard, appeared to briefly make eye contact with the camera.

He was sentenced in December 2022 to 19 days of jail with credit for time served, and 18 months of probation, but records show he was convicted in January 2024 of violating probation.
 
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