Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> President Bernie

There is no way Bernie would have won the primaries due to the centrist Dems' love for dirty tricks, there is also no way he would have won the general election due to those same Dems deciding to form a third party or something equally as exceptional, and there is definitely no way that Blob would ever support Bernie.

What does Bob fear the most?

Rejection. I know this is something I say a lot, but Bob believes things and says things because his waifus believe and say those things. His whole Twitter is an elaborately crafted attempt to allow him to wake up with a harem of boyfriend-free girls who are all celebrities.
The one thing that got him to step back from Twitter was one of those celebrities telling him to fuck off, because that rejection hurt him. This may be the optimism in me talking but I'm convinced that, sooner or later, he will run his mouth about AOC after a few too many beers and she will do what Lindsay Ellis did to him, and the result will be glorious.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

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We should have a new poll for the thread: What does Bob fear the most?

We could have options like: dirty right-wing mayo ghouls taking over, his internet waifus rejecting him, no new marvel media, stairs, vegetables, etc

People accessing what’s on his hard drive.

 

[Adamska]

We should have a new poll for the thread: What does Bob fear the most?

We could have options like: dirty right-wing mayo ghouls taking over, his internet waifus rejecting him, no new marvel media, stairs, vegetables, etc

If I had to guess based on my first thought about him, it'd probably be not having the money to chug a lot of hipster beer anymore.

Maybe getting me too'd as a sex pervert who stalks women on Twitter too. I get the feeling that would be a fear given his history.

I'd say getting outed and kicked out of lefty circles or mocked for being the stupid manchild by literally everyone in his circle, but to me he'd just get snippy about that and he isn't really afraid since he can cry to his family to validate and protect his malignant and delusional world view. So no on that one.

Long shot fear would be that Nintendo and Dave and Busters dies.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

I know whenever I get angry at/about Robert that it's unwarranted and I should be content with the knowledge that he's suffering just by virtue of being Robert Chipman.

But I'm frankly torn. On one hand, I feel like I need to keep up on this thread because people like @Positron are bearing this horrible burden of having to daily summarize his activities and we can't let them suffer alone. He's so prolific and so much of what he says is outrageous that it takes a village to properly address it.

Also, his fondness for blocking people who dare to question him means that the bile he spews goes unchallenged on his home turf (Twitter) so we need to provide a counter balance by refuting him here, even if the balance is just cosmic.

But it seems as if two or three times a week he manages to bounce on my nerves and get me MOTI. I realize that I constitutes a loss on my part, that I'm the "N*zi CHUD mayo ghoul obsolete" etc. that makes Robert lose sleep by simply existing and should just be the best N*zi CHUD I can be.

I guess what I'm saying is, do any of you have this experience, and how do you deal with it? Do people like @Positron ever feel like their burden is too much or are they having fun and what he says doesn't get to them at a personal level?

Am I making myself a worse person by participating in the thread? Am I giving Robert what he wants by observing him? Do his views represent a large enough segment of society that keeping tabs on him constitutes an early warning system for extreme totalitarian leftists in the US, or is he just some super wacko?

Do you ever feel guilty for wanting to take break from him while your fellows are having to confront his tweet storm day after day?

Bob is really fun to laugh at due to being such a massive lowcow buffoon, but he is still a truly awful person. For as much haw-haws there are at Bob being the living embodiment of the consoomer meme you also absorb someone spouting horrific shit constantly. That on top of the non-stop bombardment of horrible bullshit from everywhere else it eventually piles up. I totally recommend taking breaks from this shit especially if you feel it getting to you. Just go off and do anything else (even if that is getting harder to do as there is a large population of people who think every aspect of life needs to be saturated with politics, social issues, and a heaping helping of shame).
No one here is Bob's keeper, no one is getting paid to sift though Bob's shit. People watch him because he is a fat clown, and its funny to see what kind of clownish things he does.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

There is no way Bernie would have won the primaries due to the centrist Dems' love for dirty tricks, there is also no way he would have won the general election due to those same Dems deciding to form a third party or something equally as exceptional, and there is definitely no way that Blob would ever support Bernie.

I disagree. I think Bernie would've won the primaries and the presidency if he wasn't such a raging fucking pussy and, in his own words, terrified of "being the next Ralph Nader." If he had actually tried to fight and win and told the truth, he would've had a chance. But that's another issue entirely.

 

[Vida]

Yes. And his takes are pretty much exactly what you'd expect from Robert. Vague swipes, "muh fash", etc.

2018-
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/962256493981634560 (Archive)

2019-
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1096049023641890816 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1115563840769490944 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1127764756855652353 (Archive)

2020-
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1226585764919676928 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1305230274184318977 (Archive)

2021-
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1354758802021769219 (Archive)

Bob should consider buying some $Rope

 

[MirrorNoir]

Is that supposed to be some major dark turn for him when the movie Avengers had no problems killing dozens of henchmen? Its supposed to be a big deal now when they show blood?

In the comics, Walker started out as jerk jock who did a stint in the military when all you did was sit around military bases doing jack shit, which pissed him off because he was super patriotic and he a dead older brother he idolized and who died in Vietnam*. He and a couple of his soldier friends met a weasel of a show biz promoter who had them become guinea pigs for the Power Broker (who was giving out super strength and limited invulnerability) to give him super strength. The weasel guy wanted Walker to be the front for a publicity campaign where Walker's friends (including Battlestar) would commit crimes and Walker would fight them for publicity, but Walker kept running into Captain America for a couple of times with each fight implying that Walker wasn't the total jerk he seemed on the surface and just misguided.

About 8-9 issues after his introduction, Walker stopped a crazy guy from blowing up the Washington Monument and was offered the gig of Captain Ameria due to the publicity. Unknown to Walker, he was walking into a situation where he was going to be made into a patsy for Red Skull who had manipulated Cap's resignation and selecting Walker, who was going to be driven insane by the Red Skull so as to make him disgrace the name of Captain America. Skull arranged for two of his former friends and the weasel promoter (who were pissed that because of their criminal records, they couldn't continue to work with Walker as Cap as Battlestar was the only sidekick that didn't have a criminal record) to out Walker's secret identity, then had a terror group the Watchdogs (who Skull was financing) use the outing as cover to have the Watchdogs murder Walker's parents. This caused Walker to snap mentally, as Red Skull (then possessing a body that was a clone of Steve Roger's body) making it seem like Steve had gone evil and set up against Cap. Cap barely beat Walker, who gave Cap his shield/name back afterwords, with Walker getting some level of revenge against Red Skull by causing him to be exposed to his "red dust of death" chemical, which caused Red Skull to lose his handsome new face and made his face a literal red skull. The US Govenment then faked Walker's death to protect his remaining family from further reprisals from the Red Skull and gave him Cap's black suit costume he wore while Walker was Cap and he became the USAgent and joined the Avengers West Coast team.

So yeah, it's a big moment moment of sorts as far as Walker's initial arc is rise then fall and then rise again. The only question is if Disney will allow Walker to rise again given their bias against conservatives.

Yeah, blame the AOL/Time Warner merger, along with bad storylines, guaranteed contracts, creative control clauses, and TNT and TBS changing directions (thus, pushing out wrestling from said networks) for killing WCW.

The sad thing is that WCW was slowly (very slowly but slowly) coming into a state where it could have rebounded had it not been killed off.

WCW started to realize that Booker T and Scott Steiner were viable top guys to build around as the main hero (Booker T) and villain (Scott Steiner), had AJ Styles under contract (Styles was one of the top rookie guys on the indie scene and TNA Impact would snatch him up and make him a cornerstone of their company after WCW folded), had started restocking their cruiserweight division, had brought Christopher Daniels in for a try-out match, and would soon have had a shot to sign a huge number of indie guys who would make up the rank and file of Ring of Honor's glory days (including Daniels, CM Punk, Samoa Joe, etc). Even Jeff Jarrett was finally becoming decent as far as a top villain in WCW's final days.

 

[Bloody bunny]

Has Bob ever given his opinion on crypto?

Bob no understand brain boy magic money.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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Why does Bob insist on showing obnoxiously long movie clips in his videos? Is it just to pad out the runtime?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

We should have a new poll for the thread: What does Bob fear the most?

We could have options like: dirty right-wing mayo ghouls taking over, his internet waifus rejecting him, no new marvel media, stairs, vegetables, etc

My perception of Bob is that he is really terrified of how other people perceive him. Specifically about whether or not they think he is dumb or insignificant. It's one of the many components as to why he behaves the way he does on social media. He's trying to impress people, making people think he's insightful and more intelligent than he actually is.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Why does Bob insist on showing obnoxiously long movie clips in his videos? Is it just to pad out the runtime?

Yes. 10 minutes is the minimum required time for that sweet youtube ad revenue money and the more shots of the film he puts in the less work lard ass actually has to do.

My perception of Bob is that he is really terrified of how other people perceive him. Specifically about whether or not they think he is dumb or insignificant. It's one of the many components as to why he behaves the way he does on social media. He's trying to impress people, making people think he's insightful and more intelligent than he actually is.

Which, again, shows off his lack of insight because if he understood how the majority of people and even his dwindling fanbase sees him he'd go catatonic.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

If I had to guess based on my first thought about him, it'd probably be not having the money to chug a lot of hipster beer anymore

I don't know if Bob has ever shown any interest in the hipster swill, unlike his brother. Everything I've seen from him shows a love of the cheap stuff.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I knew I'd seen this shape in nature before.
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In the superior future, your obese head is a butternut squash.

Shoot. I lost my copy of the BobWut pear I made and posted here a few years back. Anyone else got a copy of it?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I don't know if Bob has ever shown any interest in the hipster swill, unlike his brother. Everything I've seen from him shows a love of the cheap stuff.

Bob's the sort who drinks to numb the pain of his existence chiefly.

 

[Positron]

Do people like @Positron ever feel like their burden is too much or are they having fun and what he says doesn't get to them at a personal level?

It is still fun enough for me. I'm okay with his squawking because I just find it impossible to take him seriously.

To be honest I actually like the brothers. Perhaps "like" is too strong a word; let's say I'm accustomed to their presence. They are like those drinking buddies that you invite in your home and they piss all over your bathroom and you have to clean up afterwards, but the fun is worth it. I'm less harsh on them than I'm on trannies like Jonathan Holliday and Rhys McKinnon, or even Peter Coffin.

Has Bob ever given his opinion on crypto?

He doesn't like it one bit. Too dudebro.



The Rock for President:

Watch this space just in case The Rock turns GOP.

Me smart. Con dumb.

Note the totally not anti-Semitic reference of the Wandering Jew.



And here is their friendly intellectual exchange:


Speaking of Tucker Carlson:


"Terrorist insurrection"



What "pandemic life change"?! He couldn't go to bars and cinemas and that's it!

Once again, Bobby criticize another man on his looks:



Though to be sure Mr. Hill should lay off that ghastly filter. Photo filters in phones are not designed for middle-aged men, except trannies like the aforementioned Jonathan Holliday.

+ + + +
Bobby understands "dictatorship of the proletariat". It is, like, something obsolete, like the Sega Saturn.


Godzilla:


Consoom:

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Sometimes Bob's tweets annoy me. Then I see the abysmal interaction they get and all is right with the world again.

 

[make_it_so]

> If the ONLY helpful thing "vaccine passwords" did was allow people who matter to make life miserable - if not literally unlivable - for Trumpers, I'd be ready to at least listen (SMILEY FACE EMOJI SO YOU KNOW I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY)

"Make life literally unlivable" for a group of people. And yet he wonders why everyone tosses Nazi comparisons at him.

It's amazing, if I ran on a campaign of purging every last Trump voter and every unemployed basement-dwelling drunk named Bob he'd still vote for me because the first is what he wants and the second obviously excludes him.

He does love that "people who matter" phrase, don't he?

His talk of abandoning districts and people that don't vote the way he likes - it'd be easy to call him a Fascist, but a more correct term would probably be Imperialist. When you take his shared views with a lot of progressives and what they want to eliminate - the filibuster, the Electoral College, equal representation in the Senate, and local control of elections - you can only come to the conclusion that the system they want is certainly not democracy, much less a republic, but an empire - a system where one or a few key cities/hubs control all political and economic power, while everyone else only exists to serve at the whims and needs of those said hubs.

I know whenever I get angry at/about Robert that it's unwarranted and I should be content with the knowledge that he's suffering just by virtue of being Robert Chipman.

But I'm frankly torn. On one hand, I feel like I need to keep up on this thread because people like @Positron are bearing this horrible burden of having to daily summarize his activities and we can't let them suffer alone. He's so prolific and so much of what he says is outrageous that it takes a village to properly address it.

Also, his fondness for blocking people who dare to question him means that the bile he spews goes unchallenged on his home turf (Twitter) so we need to provide a counter balance by refuting him here, even if the balance is just cosmic.

But it seems as if two or three times a week he manages to bounce on my nerves and get me MOTI. I realize that I constitutes a loss on my part, that I'm the "N*zi CHUD mayo ghoul obsolete" etc. that makes Robert lose sleep by simply existing and should just be the best N*zi CHUD I can be.

I guess what I'm saying is, do any of you have this experience, and how do you deal with it? Do people like @Positron ever feel like their burden is too much or are they having fun and what he says doesn't get to them at a personal level?

Am I making myself a worse person by participating in the thread? Am I giving Robert what he wants by observing him? Do his views represent a large enough segment of society that keeping tabs on him constitutes an early warning system for extreme totalitarian leftists in the US, or is he just some super wacko?

Do you ever feel guilty for wanting to take break from him while your fellows are having to confront his tweet storm day after day?

I know the feeling. The man is such a vile, repulsive, ghoul who proudly describes his extermination fantasies on Twitter, all but jerking off to the idea of "obsoletes" and "non-humans" getting wiped out for the benefit of "superior" people like himself. But you take one look at this human-shaped sack of lipids, his habits, and his obviously shallow intellect and his claims of being one of the "superior people that matter" are fucking laughable.

The public violent fantasies of this disgusting pig, combined with his narcissistic justifications of them while also clearly failing to live up to his own expectations has admittedly made me MATI to the point of entertaining some pretty violent fantasies against Bob myself. But that's not healthy, and usually a sign that you need to take a break. The current political bullshit isn't helping, especially since Bob is involved in it.

But then I try to remember something my Dad once told me: "Time heals all wounds, and time wounds all heels."

We should have a new poll for the thread: What does Bob fear the most?

We could have options like: dirty right-wing mayo ghouls taking over, his internet waifus rejecting him, no new marvel media, stairs, vegetables, etc

Mortality. Like I posted earlier, Bob fears his mortality. He's in his 40's now, and is undoubtedly starting the feel the ever-creeping cold hand of death reaching towards his shoulder. His time on this Earth is nearing it's end, and all he has to show for it is a flooded basement apartment, a declining YouTube channel, and 3700+ pages of internet autism and shitposting. It's why he constantly harps on his desire to have his consciousness uploaded to a robot body. Something that is decades if not centuries away from us with current technological know how, but which apparently we would've somehow achieved had those obsolete mayo-ghouls not voted against Hillary four years ago.

"Terrorist insurrection"
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Probably because Manchin saw that what happened on 1/6th was that a completely and genuinely organic group of people - not sponsored by any NGO's or party front group - composed of people of all walks of life were seriously pissed off enough to ignore all security and march right into the heart of U.S. political power to air their grievances. He probably realizes that the best recourse to promote long term domestic peace is to try to redress the grievances of some 75 million plus American citizens and try to compromise with them. Unfortunately, few if any other Democrats share Manchin's wisdom.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Speaking of Tucker Carlson:
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This would make sense if Tucker Carlson made his career on frozen foods, but like, he didn't. Like him or not, he's made a career off of his, let's call it, punditry, which is why people know of him. Why Robert continues to think this is an epic dig against him to the point he tweets it like once a week is beyond me. Does he seriously think that CNN (or later PBS/MSNBC, all of whom gave Carlson TV shows before Fox ever touched him) said "hey, we need a conservative, find me a frozen food heir!" when they plucked Carlson from print obscurity and made him into the new Pat Buchanan on Crossfire? Of course he doesn't. Well, maybe he does, I don't know exactly what goes on inside that brain outside of CONSOOM.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Bob is exhausting to read, even with Positron's excellent summaries (you're doing the Lord's work, Positron), but I have to say ... I really like this thread. It's weirdly educational.

I've learned a lot about film and pop culture history here. Just in the past few pages we've had Star Trek's wonky timeline, Ted Turner's colorization shenanigans, and the wrestling wars--none of which I knew much about. This was also where I learned about "Shin Godzilla," which my family now loves. It's odd that such a little toad of a human being produces such vibrant and entertaining talk.

Maybe that's Bob's purpose on earth. To be the reason a community forms ... just in a way he didn't want. Christian, Muslim, and Jew can all look at each other, shake hands, and say "I don't like you, but I like you more than that guy."

 

[Bolo]

The Rock for President:
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Watch this space just in case The Rock turns GOP.

What non-ironic argument one can make against the Rock being president? how about he never ran anything on his life, or displayed administrative skills necessary for EXECUTE a job that is pretty much of an administrator. Not to mention knowing legislations and the legal transits to enable his policies.

Wasn't that the biggest fuck up of the Trump years? That the man had a hard time to pass his policies due his team being unprepared to deal with Washington bureaucracy?

And in what way has The Rock proven himself as a leader? he can play a charismatic leading man on schlock action movies? You mean like Regan?

Respected Global Citzen? fuck off, I'm old enough to remember when young Rock didn't have those samoan tattoos and never really talked about his ancestry, not until it got to be trendy and fashionable to parade around your diversity.

Not to mention, isn't this reliance on shallow recognition and popularity through the strength of superficial charisma one of the pillars of the populism Robert hates so much?

To be honest, I don't give a fuck either way, I doubt The Rock has the balls to try anything like that, and even if he does, policy wise he will just sing whatever the establish dems give to him. It will be the same boring shit, except the presidential candidate will play Among Us with Jimmy Fallon while flexing his pecs if he is "sus"

Which is funny and kinda sad whenever you see them following the party lines, like AOC dancing around saying that "Hey, about the kids in cages? yeah, its bad, but it aint sooooo bad you know?"

At least Trump took over the republicans for a bit, that was funny.