Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The Steve Carrel Space Force was made by Netflix.

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Mea culpa. I could have sworn it was on Amazon.

Never saw it but I can smell the unfunny off that picture.

From what I've heard it would have been funny if it didn't obnoxiously shoehorn politics into it. I watch a comedy to have fun, not to see not-Pelosi and not-Trump argue.

 

[John Carmack]

The sad thing is that WCW was slowly (very slowly but slowly) coming into a state where it could have rebounded had it not been killed off.

WCW started to realize that Booker T and Scott Steiner were viable top guys to build around as the main hero (Booker T) and villain (Scott Steiner), had AJ Styles under contract (Styles was one of the top rookie guys on the indie scene and TNA Impact would snatch him up and make him a cornerstone of their company after WCW folded), had started restocking their cruiserweight division, had brought Christopher Daniels in for a try-out match, and would soon have had a shot to sign a huge number of indie guys who would make up the rank and file of Ring of Honor's glory days (including Daniels, CM Punk, Samoa Joe, etc). Even Jeff Jarrett was finally becoming decent as far as a top villain in WCW's final days.

It's a nice thought but WCW probably would have just turned into what TNA became . Some guys like AJ and Joe getting to the top but still playing second fiddle to established guys like Nash, Sting and Hogan.

 

[Bolo]

Shit Robert, if you gonna put this much effort to bat for AOC, you could at least try to get into her payroll for all this work.

And this new AOC kerfuffle is getting tracktion because, well, it ain't the first time this happened, AOC and her team are well known for intimidation and cry bully online, but somehow this got out of hand and the police got involved, so right now and AOC and her staff had to back track in warp speed with the usual "it was about another tweet, and we had nothing to do with the police" trying to save face over a bad look.

Man, the Biden take over has been ROUGH on the AOC huh? First being called a liar over her life being threatened during the capital riots, then that weird ass response to the peace between palestinians and Israel, then having to do that awkard dance around the fact that sudenly she doesn't care as much for kids in cages at the border, and now this? Not to mention that the CNNs and NBCs aren't carrying her water like they used to.

AOC is still on the news, and that is the main objective I suppose, but she is constantly getting black eyes. So far, no permanent damage, but keep like that and something is gonna stick, and not even an army of Robert-esque simps is going to save her.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Once again, Bobby criticize another man on his looks:

Wow, that's not even a good insult. There's a million ways you could mock that picture (was that specific picture part of the original tweet?) but this extended wild animal metaphor is both too long and just does not work, especially not for someone so button-down. It's like his need to dehumanize just took over and immediately swerved into the weeds. I mean, just to stream-of-consciousness it:

"Damn, I missed buying tickets to the Philly Fivehead Tour."

"Someone call the ventriloquist, his dummy's on the loose again."

"Glad to see you got some work as the 'before' in an Ex-Lax ad."

Robert Chipman: Cramming less value and wit into 280 characters than a cat walking across a keyboard.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Spoiler: Sperging about AOC

Shit Robert, if you gonna put this much effort to bat for AOC, you could at least try to get into her payroll for all this work.

And this new AOC kerfuffle is getting tracktion because, well, it ain't the first time this happened, AOC and her team are well known for intimidation and cry bully online, but somehow this got out of hand and the police got involved, so right now and AOC and her staff had to back track in warp speed with the usual "it was about another tweet, and we had nothing to do with the police" trying to save face over a bad look.

I don't know what's sadder; the fact AOC thinks she can persuade her supporters to go on Twitter and report any dissenting content, or that they actually do that.

There have been times when I've been tempted to subscribe to one of those mailing lists and respond to it with ”nypa faggot”.

Not to mention that the CNNs and NBCs aren't carrying her water like they used to.

The way I see it, when the Democrats weren't in power they were willing to tolerate having to use socialists as a way to gain that power. Now the Dems are in power, they can start turning on those socialists.
What they don't realise is that they've got themselves into a position where those socialists hold a lot more power within the party than they realise. Think back to the last election, and ask yourself how many people you saw supporting the DSA or whatever, and compare that to how many people supported the Lincoln Project.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I hope Bob Chipman dies slowly and painfully

I would rather have Bob get his wish and live forever, but with a Black Mirror/Twilight Zone twist so that it's curse.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I would rather have Bob get his wish and live forever, but with a Black Mirror/Twilight Zone twist so that it's curse.

Bob gets to live forever, but the technology that allows him to do so is provided by Elon Musk, and his immortality allows him to see Mike Pence become President and turn America into The Handmaid's Tale.

 

[FunPosting101]

You'd think Bob would be happy now that the ebil orangge mann has been "defeated" and his supposed superior future is right around the corner.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Shit Robert, if you gonna put this much effort to bat for AOC, you could at least try to get into her payroll for all this work.

And this new AOC kerfuffle is getting tracktion because, well, it ain't the first time this happened, AOC and her team are well known for intimidation and cry bully online, but somehow this got out of hand and the police got involved, so right now and AOC and her staff had to back track in warp speed with the usual "it was about another tweet, and we had nothing to do with the police" trying to save face over a bad look.

Man, the Biden take over has been ROUGH on the AOC huh? First being called a liar over her life being threatened during the capital riots, then that weird ass response to the peace between palestinians and Israel, then having to do that awkard dance around the fact that sudenly she doesn't care as much for kids in cages at the border, and now this? Not to mention that the CNNs and NBCs aren't carrying her water like they used to.

AOC is still on the news, and that is the main objective I suppose, but she is constantly getting black eyes. So far, no permanent damage, but keep like that and something is gonna stick, and not even an army of Robert-esque simps is going to save her.

Keep in mind, Bob secretly wants her to notice him and recruit him among the ranks of the elites.

 

[make_it_so]

You'd think Bob would be happy now that the ebil orangge mann has been "defeated" and his supposed superior future is right around the corner.

Bob will never be happy.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Creepy Uncle Bob educates his special-needs niece:

You know, I'd call that story unrealistic, but then again, my younger brother used to call the Pokemon Charizard "Charbizard".

No fucking idea. Is Bobby saying the woman looks ridiculous -- by wearing a mask?

This is the CW’s live-action The Powerpuff Girls, he’s saying it looks ridiculous to dress them the same as they were in the cartoon.

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I can't believe, but Moviebob actually made a decent point about something.

Is Bob one of those "Irish-Americans" that thinks because he has a drink on St Paddy's day he's keeping the culture alive?

He's probably never even had corned beef and cabbage.

The push for Rock (and Oprah among others) to run for President is the side effect of certain elements of the DNC thinking that the Democrats need a "star" to run "as an outsider" because all of the perennial DNC candidates the DNC are currently stuck with (Bernie, Warren, Beto, etc) are hated by the public and they need to emulate (in a controlled manner) what Trump did as the "outsider super star" who can get normies excited.

And if either of them got elected, the Dems could play the race card and the sex card if anyone disagrees with them.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I like Bob getting angry at "The Great Replacement Theory" even though he has multiple tweets about it where he agrees with it but sees it as "a good thing". The big problem with it is assuming trends are static and it's built off census data that still essentially follows the 1 drop rule, you can do the same number tweaking to argue the world's getting whiter which people would be more willing to mock. It'd be really difficult to ever get rid of pale skin and European features from Europe or North America without something like extreme extinction of anyone carrying the genes for it including "non-whites" who don't display it.

The obsession people have on the unrealistic beige horizon meme is probably one of the worst things to happen to race relations and western politics as a whole. It's usually a fetish framed as a social issue or somebody inflating the relevancy of a minority population. Not how genetics or culture work at all.

 

[Koby_Fish]

You can't deny that the DNC did massively fuck him over and that he would have had a better chance if that didn't happen, though.

For me, reading his tweets is like reading the CWCki - it's horrible, but you can't turn your eyes away.

It would be a shame if another media personality had stood for President, been elected and if Blob had spent the last four years calling that personality a failed TV show host, etc.

Anti-Semitism, and more generally speaking anything that involves Judaism, is only bad when the right do it. For instance, it's perfectly fine for the left to criticise Israel or oppose globalism, but if the right do it it they must be motivated by hatred of God's Chosen™.

I think it was @John Andrews Stan who said that the left use Jews as pawns and cast them aside when they're not useful. I couldn't agree more; Blobby is willing to throw around accusations of anti-Semitism at people who he disagrees with, but turns around and basically says ”so what about those (((conservatives))), huh?”.

I don't see what's so bad about an agrarian economy. Bob has said that we're in a climate crisis and that this will affect a lot of our life; he's also willing to support the Green New Deal, which would lead to massive state intervention in order to fight this crisis. Given all this, it follows that he admits that climate change would disrupt a lot of our lifestyle and that we have to adapt to it.

Why, then, does he oppose making ordinary Americans resilient to climate change by giving them land? A subsistence farmer will be far less negatively affected by a lack of consoomer goods from China than a ”highly-evolved 21st Century American” in a big city, and that subsistence farmer will produce a lot less CO2.

The idea that all Republicans took part in the shitshow that happened on the 6th of January can be proven wrong by the fact that the small amount of people there who would have lynched Nancy Pelosi would also have gladly lynched Mitch McConnell.

Here in Canada, there's a bit of controversy over antisemitism in the NDP (a far-left party with communist roots), because they're having their policy convention now, and some people in the NDP are complaining about the official definition of anti-semitism according to the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance, which reads thusly:

Since Anti-semitism is taken extremely seriously in Canada, there are those in the NDP (who are "in solidarity" with Palestinian activists) who want to be able to criticize Israel without being seen as anti-semitic (even though spoiler alert, there ARE NDPers that believe in the standard antisemitic tropes such as "Evil God's Chosen™ Bankers")

I'm guessing Bob isn't familiar with that portion of the far left and it would probably shock him that there's legitimately virulent anti-semitism on the Left. (as it shocked me, because I was under the impression at the time that antisemitic conspiracy theories were the sole province of the Far Right).

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What I have always found ironic about the IHRA definition is that it says that conflating Israel and the Jews is anti-Semitic, but then also conflates Israel with the Jews by saying that holding certain views towards Israel is anti-Semitic.

 

[King Dead]

Bobby's pettiness reaches new levels:
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The full XKCD is here.

I haven't bothered to look at xkcd in a couple years now (that I'm With Her comic was when I went from checking because I wanted to to checking because I felt obligated to, and eventually I just lost interest entirely). I go to read this comic, and he's got a fucking BLM banner at the top of the page, which has probably been there since St. Floyd of Fentanyl OD'd.

Yeah, I think it's safe to say I'm going to continue not reading Randall's enlightened comics.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

it would probably shock him that there's legitimately virulent anti-semitism on the Left. (as it shocked me, because I was under the impression at the time that antisemitic conspiracy theories were the sole province of the Far Right).

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob wouldn't be nearly as fun to watch if he wasn't highly vindictive of large swathes of people who he feels slight him and other "superior people" just by existing. I always wondered if he would start cooling off as he reached four decades of life, but no.
I don't think he will ever grow out of it at this point. When dies, his last words will be cursing the people who voted Republican for city council once and robbed him of his robot body.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob wouldn't be nearly as fun to watch if he wasn't highly vindictive of large swathes of people who he feels slight him and other "superior people" just by existing. I always wondered if he would start cooling off as he reached four decades of life, but no.
I don't think he will ever grow out of it at this point. When dies, his last words will be cursing the people who voted Republican for city council once and robbed him of his robot body.

He has no outlet. If he did, he wouldn't have the time to spend all fucking day on Twitter, ranting and ranting and ranting. No kids, no wife or girlfriend (or boyfriend), not pursuing any kind of artistic endeavor (when was the last time he cranked out a screenplay?), no filmmaking career, no friends to hang out with. Shit, I don't think he even has hobbies. Watching movies might count if he could get his fat phiz out of his smartphone for a couple of hours, but I get the distinct feeling he watches movies and tv with only half an eye, and has been doing so for years.

 

[make_it_so]

Bob wouldn't be nearly as fun to watch if he wasn't highly vindictive of large swathes of people who he feels slight him and other "superior people" just by existing. I always wondered if he would start cooling off as he reached four decades of life, but no.
I don't think he will ever grow out of it at this point. When dies, his last words will be cursing the people who voted Republican for city council once and robbed him of his robot body.

His hatred of the rural "obsoletes" is just baffling. I mean, with legit, dyed-in-the-wool racists, they can at least point to crime statistics or the insanity of last summer to justify their prejudice and hatred. What does Bob have to justify his, other than they simply don't vote for the candidate he likes?

 

[Mola Ram]

His hatred of the rural "obsoletes" is just baffling. I mean, with legit, dyed-in-the-wool racists, they can at least point to crime statistics or the insanity of last summer to justify their prejudice and hatred. What does Bob have to justify his, other than they simply don't vote for the candidate he likes?

They think and live differently, and have the audacity to vote.