Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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What non-ironic argument one can make against the Rock being president? how about he never ran anything on his life, or displayed administrative skills necessary for EXECUTE a job that is pretty much of an administrator. Not to mention knowing legislations and the legal transits to enable his policies.
Does the Rock live in California? If so, he might try a run for Governor if the recall of Moonbeam goes thru. That would at least give him some executive experience.
 
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Don't forget, he tweets (and checks Twitter) all the time. Maybe it's a combination of both?
> If the ONLY helpful thing "vaccine passwords" did was allow people who matter to make life miserable - if not literally unlivable - for Trumpers, I'd be ready to at least listen (SMILEY FACE EMOJI SO YOU KNOW I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY)

"Make life literally unlivable" for a group of people. And yet he wonders why everyone tosses Nazi comparisons at him.

It's amazing, if I ran on a campaign of purging every last Trump voter and every unemployed basement-dwelling drunk named Bob he'd still vote for me because the first is what he wants and the second obviously excludes him.

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He does love that "people who matter" phrase, don't he?
For a guy who claims these people don't matter, they sure do occupy his mind constantly, don't they? It must be some subconscious reaction in part because he's in denial about what he actually is.
Who was it that said that one can know a lot about a person's psyche by analyzing their insults used against others? Because this whole situation reminded me of it.

It's clear as crystal that Der Blobbenführer is obsessed with being some kind of intellectual and moral authority, someone who "matters", in his incredibly warped vision of how a society should work for the betterment of the people... who matter, of course. And what would differ him from the rest of the rabble? His supposed knowledge, of course. As mentioned before, he bought into the idea he was smart and had a "bright future ahead of him", except he never really put the effort needed to truly deserve that title.
Bobert is really a parasite when you think about it. As you said, he never has and never will put in any effort to achieve the future he supposedly deserves or the eradication of the mayoghouls. Someone else will do it for him, of course. Only a parasite would think they deserve a better world simply for existing in their basement hovel while getting drunk on rum at 7 AM and ranting about the outside world on Twitter.
 
Mortality. Like I posted earlier, Bob fears his mortality. He's in his 40's now, and is undoubtedly starting the feel the ever-creeping cold hand of death reaching towards his shoulder. His time on this Earth nearing it's end, and all he has to show for it is a flooded basement apartment, a declining YouTube channel, and 3700+ pages of internet autism and shitposting. It's why he constantly harps on his desire to have his consciousness uploaded to a robot body. Something that is decades if not centuries away from us with current technological know how, but which apparently we would've somehow achieved had those obsolete mayo-ghouls note voted against Hillary four years ago.

I quite enjoy how open Bob is about how angry he is that he has to die someday.

It's so utterly pathetic.
 
What non-ironic argument one can make against the Rock being president? how about he never ran anything on his life, or displayed administrative skills necessary for EXECUTE a job that is pretty much of an administrator. Not to mention knowing legislations and the legal transits to enable his policies.

Wasn't that the biggest fuck up of the Trump years? That the man had a hard time to pass his policies due his team being unprepared to deal with Washington bureaucracy?

And in what way has The Rock proven himself as a leader? he can play a charismatic leading man on schlock action movies? You mean like Regan?

Respected Global Citzen? fuck off, I'm old enough to remember when young Rock didn't have those samoan tattoos and never really talked about his ancestry, not until it got to be trendy and fashionable to parade around your diversity.

Not to mention, isn't this reliance on shallow recognition and popularity through the strength of superficial charisma one of the pillars of the populism Robert hates so much?

To be honest, I don't give a fuck either way, I doubt The Rock has the balls to try anything like that, and even if he does, policy wise he will just sing whatever the establish dems give to him. It will be the same boring shit, except the presidential candidate will play Among Us with Jimmy Fallon while flexing his pecs if he is "sus"

Which is funny and kinda sad whenever you see them following the party lines, like AOC dancing around saying that "Hey, about the kids in cages? yeah, its bad, but it aint sooooo bad you know?"

At least Trump took over the republicans for a bit, that was funny.
The push for Rock (and Oprah among others) to run for President is the side effect of certain elements of the DNC thinking that the Democrats need a "star" to run "as an outsider" because all of the perennial DNC candidates the DNC are currently stuck with (Bernie, Warren, Beto, etc) are hated by the public and they need to emulate (in a controlled manner) what Trump did as the "outsider super star" who can get normies excited.

Also Rock running for President is a disaster waiting to happen given that he's long rumored to have a lot of skeletons in the closet; most notably the fact that he's rumored to be closet gay, that he fucked and sucked his way into most of his Hollywood roles, that his first wife caught him fucking Sean Williams Scott and that he had to pay out the ass when she left him in order to keep her silent about being gay, and that there are a LOT of people in Hollywood who hate Rock for the way that he was an outsider from a super low rung of the entertainment/sports industry (wrestling); case in point Vin Diesel and the Rock can't fucking stand each other over VD being pissy at how Rock not only rescued the F&TF franchise from obscurity but also got his own spin-off film.
 
I quite enjoy how open Bob is about how angry he is that he has to die someday.

It's so utterly pathetic.
He has nothing great or even good to leave behind. He hasn't changed anyone's life for the better. Yet, Bob seriously thinks he should be able to defy the great constant of nature that hangs over all living things. Why? Just because he's here. Just because he's Movie Bob. It just goes in a circle from there.

Right now there are geriatric war veterans living in their homes with walls full of medal citations and pictures of an entire family line they spawned. They are much closer to death than Bob is, but they're surely not as opposed to it as he is. They may even be ready for it to comr. They've lived a full life, they know love, loss, regret, guilt, and bonds with others who were like brothers.

Bob, on the other hand, is 40 years old and the closest he's ever felt to anyone or anything is a plumber from a children's video game who lives in a kingdom based around fucking mushrooms. All he's ever done is consoom food and media in excess while ranting about how deserving he is of things he hasn't earned and the people he wishes to genocide. Hell, the only sort of intimacy he's ever had is with his lotion covered hands. His "life" has been a complete waste. Yet, he cannot fathom why he has to die like everyone else. Not one of us on here or in general society would never wish to trade places with this guy, but he'll justify why he should be granted immortality for the stupidest, self-fulfilling and circular reasons. That is what truly makes him a pathetic wretch.
 
I thought it was not so secret that The Rock was a "liberal/Hollywood Republican" like Arnold Schwarzenegger and others. (He apparently voted for Obama but not Hillary.)

Or like Trump once was considered...
They don't really care what he is, just what they perceive him to be.
He has nothing great or even good to leave behind. He hasn't changed anyone's life for the better. Yet, Bob seriously thinks he should be able to defy the great constant of nature that hangs over all living things. Why? Just because he's here. Just because he's Movie Bob. It just goes in a circle from there.

Right now there are geriatric war veterans living in their homes with walls full of medal citations and pictures of an entire family line they spawned. They are much closer to death than Bob is, but they're surely not as opposed to it as he is. They may even be ready for it to comr. They've lived a full life, they know love, loss, regret, guilt, and bonds with others who were like brothers.

Bob, on the other hand, is 40 years old and the closest he's ever felt to anyone or anything is a plumber from a children's video game who lives in a kingdom based around fucking mushrooms. All he's ever done is consoom food and media in excess while ranting about how deserving he is of things he hasn't earned and the people he wishes to genocide. Hell, the only sort of intimacy he's ever had is with his lotion covered hands. His "life" has been a complete waste. Yet, he cannot fathom why he has to die like everyone else. Not one of us on here or in general society would never wish to trade places with this guy, but he'll justify why he should be granted immortality for the stupidest, self-fulfilling and circular reasons. That is what truly makes him a pathetic wretch.
You'd probably have a couple of people who think "I could totally turn this around if I swapped places with him" but yes, most would not want to be Bob.

I wonder if his growing fear of death is because he knows he'll leave no legacy behind. He never made any films, the only people who remember his book are there to mock it, he has no (and never will have) children to carry on his name, and his channel is dying before him. He can't retire because the second he does, the second he's gone from people's consciousness except as a punchline to a joke more and more people will forget.

I'd like to know more about that project that put him in debt he was whining about a while back. If he was trying to make a movie, good on him for at least making an effort. But I am in no way surprised that he didn't finish it.
 
The push for Rock (and Oprah among others) to run for President is the side effect of certain elements of the DNC thinking that the Democrats need a "star" to run "as an outsider" because all of the perennial DNC candidates the DNC are currently stuck with (Bernie, Warren, Beto, etc) are hated by the public and they need to emulate (in a controlled manner) what Trump did as the "outsider super star" who can get normies excited.
Problem for the DNC is that Dwayne Johnson is open friends with Vinnie Mac, who's a notable friend of orange Hitler and whose wife was working for him in the White House. The progressive DNC branch won't stand for someone as "privileged", "nazi adjacent", and "capitalist" as Dwayne.


Also Rock running for President is a disaster waiting to happen given that he's long rumored to have a lot of skeletons in the closet; most notably the fact that he's rumored to be closet gay, that he fucked and sucked his way into most of his Hollywood roles
Being a fag is en vogue now. And besides, he was a wrestler; those guys are either poon hounds or homos, it wouldn't really surprise anyone.


his first wife caught him fucking Sean Williams Scott and that he had to pay out the ass when she left him in order to keep her silent about being gay,
He was fucking Stiffler? TIL.
Isn't Dwayne on good terms with his first wife though? Like, she's his manager or something...
Either way, I don't see how these issues are bigger than his father being a racist, deadbeat, murdering mess or Dwayne being a petty thief in his youth, because one just cannot disregard their natural black impulses it seems.


Vin Diesel and the Rock can't fucking stand each other
Well yeah, Dwayne went and basically took Vin's role of the tough meathead in the one franchise that makes him money. Understandable.
Then again Vin Diesel has the charisma of dry shampoo...

Rock not only rescued the F&TF franchise
Debatable.
The F&TF franchise rescued itself by changing genres. The series went from being about the adventures of officer O' Conner to heist films featuring fancy cars and a complete rape of physics and common sense, which worked wonders for all involved.
What role does Johnson play that is irreplaceable or iconic? A cop who's slowly but surely shifting his allegiance to the badge towards a charismatic bald guy from LA? What character had that arc previously I wonder?

I wonder if his growing fear of death is because he knows he'll leave no legacy behind.
Nah.
His reasons, like all of his logic, are simplistic.
He's afraid of death because he fears the dark void. He's a fedora atheist and that's all fine and dandy when you're 14 and have your entire life ahead of you, but at 40 he's 10-25 years from the grave, and because he doesn't believe in God or the afterlife, he's scared of becoming nothingness.
 
The push for Rock (and Oprah among others) to run for President is the side effect of certain elements of the DNC thinking that the Democrats need a "star" to run "as an outsider" because all of the perennial DNC candidates the DNC are currently stuck with (Bernie, Warren, Beto, etc) are hated by the public and they need to emulate (in a controlled manner) what Trump did as the "outsider super star" who can get normies excited.

Also Rock running for President is a disaster waiting to happen given that he's long rumored to have a lot of skeletons in the closet; most notably the fact that he's rumored to be closet gay, that he fucked and sucked his way into most of his Hollywood roles, that his first wife caught him fucking Sean Williams Scott and that he had to pay out the ass when she left him in order to keep her silent about being gay, and that there are a LOT of people in Hollywood who hate Rock for the way that he was an outsider from a super low rung of the entertainment/sports industry (wrestling); case in point Vin Diesel and the Rock can't fucking stand each other over VD being pissy at how Rock not only rescued the F&TF franchise from obscurity but also got his own spin-off film.

Ahaha, really?

Shit, If I was Vin Diesel I would let the Rock suck me off in gratitue for saving my stagnant movie franchise and keeping me the only acting jobs I could get, enabling my multi-million dollar hollywood life style.

Fuck, you know what would be hilarious if the Rock was really a fag and all his homo stuff came out, and then he got a huge push from his handlers to admit being gay for mass socia media praise. Because that would be hell on earth for the Rock.

The funny thing abou a bunch guy in the closet is, that they HATE gay people. Oh sure they fuck and suck like the best of 'em, more so guys who thrive on their image of alpha chads, but besides sucking cock, is that they are the most homophobic pieces of shit you can imagine, Travolta is said to particular cruel to any openly gay men he comes across.

Yeah, you can have a laundry list of all the arm chair psychological issues for that, but in the end, they want to fuck man, but the last thing they want is to be gay or going around saying that they are.

Maybe if that the case for The rock, he can squeeze a "bi" on his Twitter bio... still, suck cock man.
 
Does the Rock live in California? If so, he might try a run for Governor if the recall of Moonbeam goes thru. That would at least give him some executive experience.
Newson is not Jerry Brown technically. He is a continuation of Jerry Brown's policies, so I understand the confusion. I think the Indian name for Governor Nuisance is Laughs at Wildfires.
 
Ahaha, really?

Shit, If I was Vin Diesel I would let the Rock suck me off in gratitue for saving my stagnant movie franchise and keeping me the only acting jobs I could get, enabling my multi-million dollar hollywood life style.

Fuck, you know what would be hilarious if the Rock was really a fag and all his homo stuff came out, and then he got a huge push from his handlers to admit being gay for mass socia media praise. Because that would be hell on earth for the Rock.

The funny thing abou a bunch guy in the closet is, that they HATE gay people. Oh sure they fuck and suck like the best of 'em, more so guys who thrive on their image of alpha chads, but besides sucking cock, is that they are the most homophobic pieces of shit you can imagine, Travolta is said to particular cruel to any openly gay men he comes across.

Yeah, you can have a laundry list of all the arm chair psychological issues for that, but in the end, they want to fuck man, but the last thing they want is to be gay or going around saying that they are.

Maybe if that the case for The rock, he can squeeze a "bi" on his Twitter bio... still, suck cock man.
Let's be real with Travolta, the guy was...or maybe still is a Scientologist and I believe he also kinda went somewhat nuts after his son died. Take those two factors into account, and you have a dude for a walking disaster who'll shit on anyone, be they gay or straight as a poll.
 
Said the fat bastard who doesn't think the MCU outfits look dumb on the big screen/live action.
In defense of MCU, at least some of the outfits they "modernized" so that they don't look as dumb.
Case and point Hawkeye and to some degree Captain America, though albeit Vision & Black Panther still look obnoxious on live screen.

Also I don't see what's dumb about the PPG costumes. If it weren't for the color-coding, I literally would not have been able to recognize those outfits as PPG; but I'm more surprised Blobcel isn't hyped to cooom consooom product.
Who was it that said that one can know a lot about a person's psyche by analyzing their insults used against others? Because this whole situation reminded me of it.

It's clear as crystal that Der Blobbenführer is obsessed with being some kind of intellectual and moral authority, someone who "matters", in his incredibly warped vision of how a society should work for the betterment of the people... who matter, of course. And what would differ him from the rest of the rabble? His supposed knowledge, of course. As mentioned before, he bought into the idea he was smart and had a "bright future ahead of him", except he never really put the effort needed to truly deserve that title.
This is like those people who share obnoxious "memes" on Facebook about how "we can't measure intelligence in tests, man" when if they were truly smart (or at least practical-smart) they would realize the benefits of doing well on school tests and find a way to make it happen; instead of just complaining how the C- minus they got doesn't reflect the true genius they are because Mommy told them so six years ago.

Basically "My genius doesn't get to shine because the world is built wrong" style shit.

His talk of abandoning districts and people that don't vote the way he likes - it'd be easy to call him a Fascist, but a more correct term would probably be Imperialist. When you take his shared views with a lot of progressives and what they want to eliminate - the filibuster, the Electoral College, equal representation in the Senate, and local control of elections - you can only come to the conclusion that the system they want is certainly not democracy, much less a republic, but an empire - a system where one or a few key cities/hubs control all political and economic power, while everyone else only exists to serve at the whims and needs of those said hubs.
:winner: :winner::winner:

Can't say that loud enough!
The other thing that gets me, and thanks to Bloberto for blurting out what we assume most of them are thinking, is when they say "land doesn't matter, people do!", what they really mean is "the people who live there don't matter".
 
Also I don't see what's dumb about the PPG costumes. If it weren't for the color-coding, I literally would not have been able to recognize those outfits as PPG; but I'm more surprised Blobcel isn't hyped to cooom consooom product.
Eh, somewhat. Fatso has been throwing "OMG!! DIS COULD BE GEWD GUYZ!!!" when it was 1st announced on how a show about the girls 20 something nihilistic bitches can be amazing, while later on sperging how "BATMAN SHOULD BE FER KIIIDS!!!!", combined with him hoping that Dexter will appear and he'll be a handsome nerd kid.
 
I disagree. I think Bernie would've won the primaries and the presidency if he wasn't such a raging fucking pussy and, in his own words, terrified of "being the next Ralph Nader." If he had actually tried to fight and win and told the truth, he would've had a chance. But that's another issue entirely.
You can't deny that the DNC did massively fuck him over and that he would have had a better chance if that didn't happen, though.
I'm okay with his squawking because I just find it impossible to take him seriously.
For me, reading his tweets is like reading the CWCki - it's horrible, but you can't turn your eyes away.
The Rock for President:
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It would be a shame if another media personality had stood for President, been elected and if Blob had spent the last four years calling that personality a failed TV show host, etc.
Note the totally not anti-Semitic reference of the Wandering Jew.
Anti-Semitism, and more generally speaking anything that involves Judaism, is only bad when the right do it. For instance, it's perfectly fine for the left to criticise Israel or oppose globalism, but if the right do it it they must be motivated by hatred of God's Chosen™.

I think it was @John Andrews Stan who said that the left use Jews as pawns and cast them aside when they're not useful. I couldn't agree more; Blobby is willing to throw around accusations of anti-Semitism at people who he disagrees with, but turns around and basically says ”so what about those (((conservatives))), huh?”.
I don't see what's so bad about an agrarian economy. Bob has said that we're in a climate crisis and that this will affect a lot of our life; he's also willing to support the Green New Deal, which would lead to massive state intervention in order to fight this crisis. Given all this, it follows that he admits that climate change would disrupt a lot of our lifestyle and that we have to adapt to it.

Why, then, does he oppose making ordinary Americans resilient to climate change by giving them land? A subsistence farmer will be far less negatively affected by a lack of consoomer goods from China than a ”highly-evolved 21st Century American” in a big city, and that subsistence farmer will produce a lot less CO2.
"Terrorist insurrection"
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The idea that all Republicans took part in the shitshow that happened on the 6th of January can be proven wrong by the fact that the small amount of people there who would have lynched Nancy Pelosi would also have gladly lynched Mitch McConnell.
 
He wishes he could be dangerous, and efficient. He wishes that he had enough skill to create fear in 'the people that don't matter, Deep down, his anger, and ego want to come out and fill streets with the blood of those people. But it frustrates, and downright depresses him that fantasy will never come.

We said it before that he wishes he could be Superman. But I get the feeling he enjoys The Boys a lot more outside of Stormfront whenever Homelander does anything despicable and seemingly gets away with it.

Homelander is everything he wants to be but refuses to admit since his delusion is too strong. Any other world with him in power would lead to a better future...for him. But like others said, in any other place. He'll be the villain of the story.
Yeah, I agree. Bob is definitely Homelander. Funny how people like Bob always want to be the hero but end up being the villain.

Honestly, I don’t understand Bob and his ilk could think they would make great story protagonists.

Beside their utter lack of skill and talent, their personalities suck.

Mortality. Like I posted earlier, Bob fears his mortality. He's in his 40's now, and is undoubtedly starting the feel the ever-creeping cold hand of death reaching towards his shoulder. His time on this Earth nearing it's end, and all he has to show for it is a flooded basement apartment, a declining YouTube channel, and 3700+ pages of internet autism and shitposting.
He has nothing great or even good to leave behind. He hasn't changed anyone's life for the better. Yet, Bob seriously thinks he should be able to defy the great constant of nature that hangs over all living things. Why? Just because he's here. Just because he's Movie Bob. It just goes in a circle from there.

Right now there are geriatric war veterans living in their homes with walls full of medal citations and pictures of an entire family line they spawned. They are much closer to death than Bob is, but they're surely not as opposed to it as he is. They may even be ready for it to comr. They've lived a full life, they know love, loss, regret, guilt, and bonds with others who were like brothers.

Bob, on the other hand, is 40 years old and the closest he's ever felt to anyone or anything is a plumber from a children's video game who lives in a kingdom based around fucking mushrooms. All he's ever done is consoom food and media in excess while ranting about how deserving he is of things he hasn't earned and the people he wishes to genocide. Hell, the only sort of intimacy he's ever had is with his lotion covered hands. His "life" has been a complete waste. Yet, he cannot fathom why he has to die like everyone else. Not one of us on here or in general society would never wish to trade places with this guy, but he'll justify why he should be granted immortality for the stupidest, self-fulfilling and circular reasons. That is what truly makes him a pathetic wretch.
I honestly view that as an upside to having to put up with idiots like Bob. I find it comforting to know that these idiots will die like the worthless losers they are.
hoping that Dexter will appear and he'll be a handsome nerd kid.
Ugh, more Bob projecting, that’s exactly what we need. 😒
 
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Yesterday the author of Hillbilly Elegy said this:
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This might seem fairly uncontroversial to most people, but for Blob, a mayo ghoul opposing elitism is Bad™. So bad that he had to retweet a non-sequitur response to it:
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If conservatism is inherently ”undergirded” by white supremacy, I feel someone ought to let Shinzo Abe and Lee Kwan Yew know.

Two World Wars and er.. No World Cups, Doo Dah, Doo Dah:
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But enough of that. It's still the Easter octave, and the Slaves of the Immaculate Heart of St Alexandria are celebrating Mass on Twitter:
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To sum up what happened;
• Progressive on Twitter criticised AOC for something to do with Palestine
• Cops turned up at his house because they thought he'd threatened AOC
• Jimmy Dore uses this to continue his crusade against AOC for not doing what he wants her to do
• Dore goes on Fox to sperg about a bartender with Tucker Carlson
• Moviebob and his ilk start REEEEing about Carlson allegedly being a white supremacist
Here is the guy who got party vanned's tweet - at the time of me writing this AOC hasn't said anything in response.
The fallout from this led Bobby to fire off a series of tweets protecting his lady:
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But of course, Bobby has another professional actress to sperg about:
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Oliver Troon makes an appearance on Bobby's Angels:
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And speaking of troons, someone wrote an article calling for compromise. You can guess how well this went:
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The only question that deserves an Endsölung, in Bobby's mind, is der Mayoghoulenfrage.
Attack of the Wikipedians:
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Bobby's pettiness reaches new levels:
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The full XKCD is here.

And, of course, a selection of Bobby's tweets wouldn't be complete without da Superyah Fyoocha:
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It's telling how he decides that Space Force was made by Netflix instead of Amazon because he doesn't like it.
 
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