Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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As an avid fan of Dark Souls the last thing I want this fat fuck to even look at is any of the Souls games. I'm not saying that the lore is super deep only reserved for the likes of Vati, but Bob's smoothbrain would probably think Gwyn did nothing wrong.
The lore is intentionally left vague isn't it? I could've sworn that I watched a video on it and it was stated that the director based the game off of western fantasy novels that he only kind of understood due to the language and cultural barrier and the feeling of mystery that came from them. I can 💯 percent see Bob doing his best to fill all the gaps with esoteric philosophical bullshit about how the great dragons are actually white people keeping the fire (read spicy because there are no boring/milquetoast minorities ever when you fetishize them) down and they ARE coded minorities, don't @ me, because their brand is called the DARKsign and how Seath shows how to be a good ally by tossing away the whiteness that protects him and betrays the other dragons and there should have been more Nito gassing the white people and it would all be one sentence like this.
 
As an avid fan of Dark Souls the last thing I want this fat fuck to even look at is any of the Souls games. I'm not saying that the lore is super deep only reserved for the likes of Vati, but Bob's smoothbrain would probably think Gwyn did nothing wrong.
He had some thing somewhere about how he thinks it's indistinguishable from Skyrim. No idea how since the only thing they have in common is "fantasy RPG", they don't even use the same era or part of Europe as the basis for their designs so you can't pin it on generic fantasy aesthetics.
 
The lore is pretty vague, but there's enough in there between hidden NPC dialog and the flavor text of many items and such to where an observant player is more than able to put the pieces together into a coherent story. Basically the kind of game where a five minute quick scroll through of the Wikipedia page (the shit we all know Bob does to prove his SUPERIOR INTELLECT) will probably give you the most basic bitch level of understanding, or completely wrong ideas.
 
Bob's disdain for Cruella is less to do with the reboot itself and more about it being influenced by Joker from what we've seen in the marketing at least.

So once again, Captain petty, fuckface of all dishonesty cannot separate one thing for another, and it annoys him to throw it under the bus. Yesh, why not add more booze to your drink, Bobert? We can have more fun with how you truly about how the world doesn't bend for you.

If Tom Holland was unhappy with working for Sony, pretty sure he wouldn't have agreed to do Uncharted for them. Pretty sad/funny all these manchildren want Disney to have a monopoly.

Chipman cannot get the mouse's dick off his mouth. If anything, people are straight-up not wanting Spidey to be under Disney's reign after the success of Spider-verse and the Insomniac verse. Those have been great stories the mouse had no say on them, and it must annoy bob to no end that his overlord cannot get the Spider.
 
Gonna repost this one because It's one of Robert's most interesting fallacies.

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It is one thing to update you way of thinking given new information, perspectives, etc.

it is another to lack any sort of principles, and you agree with new ideas solely on the merits of who is saying it, and to which social caste they belong.

If right people said that babies can decide gender by just the way they blink, Robert would be just behind them sayin science will prove them right and these babies should get their hormones treatment right away, and if you don't agree... well, guess who is a nazi? :smug:

And its easy for Robert to act like that because he has no skin in this game, he can agree with whatever people say as long as he get to be on top of this stupid social game, no matter how ludicrous shit gets, because he doesn't have to live any of it.

There is no easier thing to be the most progressive, open minded person on all issues, be trans, immigration, you name it, when one doesn't have to live with the consequences of such policies. When all you do is sit on your apartment tweeting, and occasionally going to the theater or your Brother's, then it is pretty easy to just say the things you belive (sorry, "think") that are righteous, withou any real self criticism exercise.

And that's because the only principle I see Robert living by is "I'm better and smarter than most".
Reading this, I'm starting to understand why his sleep schedule is so fucked up. He sacrifices sleep to stay ahead of the curve. But he ain't young anymore, so it's gonna bite his fat ass in the long run.
 
Reading this, I'm starting to understand why his sleep schedule is so fucked up. He sacrifices sleep to stay ahead of the curve. But he ain't young anymore, so it's gonna bite his fat ass in the long run.

His sleep schedule is fucked up because he's a depressed, obese drunk who's in terrible shape.
 
Bobby still doesn't know why "vaccine passport" is an unpopular concept, isn't making Trumpsters miserable a laudable goal? Right?
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> If the ONLY helpful thing "vaccine passwords" did was allow people who matter to make life miserable - if not literally unlivable - for Trumpers, I'd be ready to at least listen (SMILEY FACE EMOJI SO YOU KNOW I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY)

"Make life literally unlivable" for a group of people. And yet he wonders why everyone tosses Nazi comparisons at him.

It's amazing, if I ran on a campaign of purging every last Trump voter and every unemployed basement-dwelling drunk named Bob he'd still vote for me because the first is what he wants and the second obviously excludes him.

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He does love that "people who matter" phrase, don't he?
 
He does love that "people who matter" phrase, don't he?
Defensive measure he clearly made when he was reduced to raging and crying as a kid. He probably kept screaming that because the geeks and dorks he tried to befriend laughed at him in high school for worshiping that Horizons ride at EPCOT and silently praying he would become Captain N.
 
Defensive measure he clearly made when he was reduced to raging and crying as a kid. He probably kept screaming that because the geeks and dorks he tried to befriend laughed at him in high school for worshiping that Horizons ride at EPCOT and silently praying he would become Captain N.

I'm picturing an adolescent Bob dealing with some minor humiliation by punching his own head and howling into his pillow: "THEY DON'T MATTER! THEY DON'T MATTER! THEY DON'T MATTER!"

I don't know if Bob could ever really be dangerous, but he's one of the most hateful people on Twitter, and that's saying something.
 
I'm picturing an adolescent Bob dealing with some minor humiliation by punching his own head and howling into his pillow: "THEY DON'T MATTER! THEY DON'T MATTER! THEY DON'T MATTER!"

I don't know if Bob could ever really be dangerous, but he's one of the most hateful people on Twitter, and that's saying something.
He, and possibly his parents, really bought in to the idea of the 'smart, nerdy' kid that nobody likes becoming an important person when they grow up and all the mean kids left wallowing in their failed, miserable lives going nowhere. Of course, Robert lacked the intellectualness of the nerds and only shared shallow interest in nerd things. Now he is a going nowhere loser, but he still apes being someone who matters.
 
Honestly, when I first heard of David Chipman's nomination as ATF boss, I immediately thought of our own Kino Roberto. Maybe it's the fact that David and Bob share similar views when it comes to utilizing government power to enact their own agendas (much to the detriment of the populace who's affected by such usage), as well as the Chipman surname giving off an air of negativity.
 
He, and possibly his parents, really bought in to the idea of the 'smart, nerdy' kid that nobody likes becoming an important person when they grow up and all the mean kids left wallowing in their failed, miserable lives going nowhere. Of course, Robert lacked the intellectualness of the nerds and only shared shallow interest in nerd things. Now he is a going nowhere loser, but he still apes being someone who matters.
Well-meaning but exceptional parents often try dumbass shit to comfort their bullied children. If Bob were female, he'd be told that any boy harassing Fem!Bob actually has a crush. Or the old saw about how "they're jealous" and that's allegedly why their child gets picked on.

Someone earlier in the thread suggested Bob go to Saudi Arabia to maybe get introduced to the rooftop of a building. That's Iran that does that to bundles of sticks. In Saudi Arabia, Bob would get the whipping he never got (and probably should have got) as a child.
 
Who was it that said that one can know a lot about a person's psyche by analyzing their insults used against others? Because this whole situation reminded me of it.

It's clear as crystal that Der Blobbenführer is obsessed with being some kind of intellectual and moral authority, someone who "matters", in his incredibly warped vision of how a society should work for the betterment of the people... who matter, of course. And what would differ him from the rest of the rabble? His supposed knowledge, of course. As mentioned before, he bought into the idea he was smart and had a "bright future ahead of him", except he never really put the effort needed to truly deserve that title.
 
The way Blob drinks rum shows that he has no idea on how to properly drink. From my experience as a student who knows how to get drunk cheaply off as little money as possible:

A 750ml bottle of shitty red wine from the off licence is £3. A 2 litre bottle of coke is £2. Mix the two and you get between six and eight glasses of calimocho which, if you're drinking with friends, is enough to get you pleasantly drunk.
If you prefer spirits you can buy a small bottle of cheap vodka for about £5 - I usually get Glen's but some brands may be cheaper depending on where you are. Again, if you mix this with coke you can get nicely drunk, or you can just do shots.
For those of you who are secretly teenage girls, chavettes or tramps, you can buy a 2 litre bottle of cider in a lot of supermarkets and off licences for £2. This is good, but a lot of cider tastes sickly sweet, so I stick to lager if I don't fancy a mixed drink.

In conclusion, Blob drinking rum in the morning doesn't just show that he's an alcoholic but also shows that he doesn't know how to act like an alcoholic. If you're going to be shameless enough to drink in the morning, and I know people who have been, don't pretend to be posh by drinking rum.
I'd like to add this tip I discovered during my student days: Mixing blackcurrant diluting juice in with Sainsbury's Basics cider makes it borderline drinkable, and at £1 per litre (not adjusted for inflation), you could easily get completely arseholed for under a tenner.

Also, if you're feeling adventurous, you can usually find at least one cornershop where the dude's brother owns a nearby cash and carry. He will invariably be selling slabs of out-of-date beer for a fraction of the retail price. (The downside being you shit black tar for a few days after.)

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I bet it is delicious, but not worth queueing for.
Is this a joke I'm missing? That's not his actual food, is it? I thought those fries were stubbed out cigarettes at first.

I'd rather sample Bob's Mountain Dew marinades than put this anywhere near my mouth.

No fucking idea. Is Bobby saying the woman looks ridiculous -- by wearing a mask?
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This is one of those rare Bob tweets that's so infuriatingly dense with nothing I actually shout 'WHAT' after reading it.
 
I know whenever I get angry at/about Robert that it's unwarranted and I should be content with the knowledge that he's suffering just by virtue of being Robert Chipman.

But I'm frankly torn. On one hand, I feel like I need to keep up on this thread because people like @Positron are bearing this horrible burden of having to daily summarize his activities and we can't let them suffer alone. He's so prolific and so much of what he says is outrageous that it takes a village to properly address it.

Also, his fondness for blocking people who dare to question him means that the bile he spews goes unchallenged on his home turf (Twitter) so we need to provide a counter balance by refuting him here, even if the balance is just cosmic.

But it seems as if two or three times a week he manages to bounce on my nerves and get me MOTI. I realize that I constitutes a loss on my part, that I'm the "N*zi CHUD mayo ghoul obsolete" etc. that makes Robert lose sleep by simply existing and should just be the best N*zi CHUD I can be.

I guess what I'm saying is, do any of you have this experience, and how do you deal with it? Do people like @Positron ever feel like their burden is too much or are they having fun and what he says doesn't get to them at a personal level?

Am I making myself a worse person by participating in the thread? Am I giving Robert what he wants by observing him? Do his views represent a large enough segment of society that keeping tabs on him constitutes an early warning system for extreme totalitarian leftists in the US, or is he just some super wacko?

Do you ever feel guilty for wanting to take break from him while your fellows are having to confront his tweet storm day after day?
 
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