DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

Status
Not open for further replies.
What's the point of a tip goal even? Might as well make it
"?/As much as possible" instead of "?/100$"
I swear, he thinks these people have infinite money but just choose not to give it to him for some reason.
Thats exactly what he thinks. Thats why sometimes he says "contributions are low, i dont know why". He doesnt know why they just dont give him his money.
 
Now that he's running and hiding from anyone who beats him and is only chilling in scrub lobbies these streams are just literally masturbation. It's like watching Al Bundy show you a VHS tape of Polk High '66's championship game where he scored four touchdowns over and over again for hours on end.
 
Still running away from Gojitenks, and the trolls.

1618026890580.png

1618027223998.png


EDIT: TAX Talk. He didnt pay his tax guy, didnt pay his quarterly state taxes.
Maybe next month he will get a "cheap 300dollars" laptop.

"April is tax time."
"I thought two months ago that it will be fine but unexpected thing came up".

He said he only does twitch, twitter on his laptop, only business related stuff... not mentioning he watched his laptop during jerking off.
 
Last edited:
Vega players are cheaters apparently whenever they beat him.

Edit: There's a wheelchair cheer war going on, he's easily gotten around 50$ in bits tonight. Right as he got another 1k bit cheer he said "now I REALLY NEED HELP WITH TIPS, GUYS. not that I don't appreciate your cheers, I do! but"
2 months is too long to wait for the jpegs. You could offer him $500 in 2 months or $50 right this second and he'd take the 50 every time
 
I wonder if another source of financial strife for Bill Phurnell is a possible bad home loan. Thinking back to old streams where he discussed buying cars and furniture and his bad choice of payment plans, I wouldn't doubt if he agreed to an adjustable-rate mortgage. In many cases you'll begin seeing your interest rate on the loan begin rising after 5 to 7 years. So if he purchased in 2014, he's past the five year mark and about to hit the seven year mark. Just a speculation.
 
I wonder if another source of financial strife for Bill Phurnell is a possible bad home loan.
Possible, but more likely is that he didn't pay his quarterly federal (or state, apparently) tax payments like his alleged tax guy said to, so now he's got a large lump payment he's looking at again while still on at least one payment plan for previous federal taxes he didn't pay. Thing is, he got literally thousands of dollars a month in debt payments wiped by the bankruptcy, so he has absolutely no excuse for not making the quarterly payments aside from his own breathtaking incompetence.
 
Scamruptcy lore + chat reaction.

I like how he lied about youtube at the start. He was already going down on youtube when he moved. He wanted that adult house even tho his income started to dip.

View attachment 2074690
Bankruptcy blamed on the move, Old Tax Guy, Youtube, and trolls...racking up all that credit card debt was absolutely none of his own fault, man.
Nothing I could do.
 
My favorite part is that he's trying to act like he learned something from it....and still is begging for money exactly the same way, even though all that debt he was trying to kite around is now gone.

Spoiler: Phil just continues to lay down and have the Stupid Train keep running him over, while expecting that his begging will be sustainable for the next five years. How far along is that plan of his? The one that he fooled his parents into thinking was viable?
 
And he thinks because of his experience he's the ideal person to give advice. :story:

Meanwhile like @actually says, he didn't learn a damn thing from anything he's been through. His advice by implication is that people should just spend recklessly and apply for bankruptcy once it becomes unmanageable.

He's the least ideal person to give financial advice!
 
Scamruptcy lore + chat reaction.

I like how he lied about youtube at the start. He was already going down on youtube when he moved. He wanted that adult house even tho his income started to dip.

View attachment 2074690

The most hilarious part of that video:

2.jpg


Yes because blaming all your problems on everyone but yourself and perpetually "kicking the can down the road" for some miracle whale to show up and hopefully fund his retirement is very grown up of Phil, OnlyIcedCuck.
 
The most hilarious part of that video:

View attachment 2074750

Yes because blaming all your problems on everyone but yourself and perpetually "kicking the can down the road" for some miracle whale to show up and hopefully fund his retirement is very grown up of Phil, OnlyIcedCuck.

Holy shit he's sucking so hard he could suck the chrome off of a car bumper.

And he'll never be a mod.
 
Bankruptcy blamed on the move, Old Tax Guy, Youtube, and trolls...racking up all that credit card debt was absolutely none of his own fault, man.
Nothing I could do.
Very interesting that right after noting his YouTube money dropped by half, at no point in the following rambling did "Stop spending as much" cross his lips. Just an inevitability that he would have to rack up all the credit card debt. Nothing he could do(TM).
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back