Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I feel like I'm going to feel really sorry for him on his 40th birthday. Just looking at the b day gallery on the CWCki is depressing enough.
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"Faces of NEET"

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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This image in particular always stood out to me. The ash ketchum hat, baggy sweatshirt over a 90s windbreaker jacket, and a Dr. Pepper gripped in his padded gloved hands. I’m wondering where the fuck he’s headed off to. Maybe he’s ready for Bob to drop him off at PVCC? He’s also only 19 in this photo, but he still looks way older.

Also I miss the pedo-glasses.

It may have been cold out, and Chris could be going to the game place. Other than that, that the most autistic wardrobe I've ever seen.

 

[tokyo]

I never really felt sorry for him. Sure that idiot is dumb as hell but still fucks up with no sign of remorse.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I used to feel sorry for Chris but ling ago, I realized he was a piece of shit.

It’s hard to feel sorry for him at all these days. There aren’t any active trolls and everyone he sees at cons run up to him asking for group photos. His ego is so monstrously inflated compared to how he was before— random people showing up at his doorstep to for radio shows and marketing schemes.

His life ironically improved because of the e-infamy. I have no doubt that he’d still be an unemployed loser even without ED discovering him.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

His ego is so monstrously inflated compared to how he was before

How? Even back in the day he blamed all his failures on someone else. Hell, he would blame his awkwardness on autism, but if someone would dare to compare it to Asperger syndrome, boy, oh, boy, would he snuggle to his diagnosis like it was some badge of honor. Also, HONOR ROLL and how he thought that he deserved more during graduation. Even when he was discovered by trolls, he refused to admit that people who call themselves his fans were fucking him over time after time, so much he wanted to have a following.

everyone he sees at cons run up to him asking for group photos

random people showing up at his doorstep to for radio shows and marketing schemes.

This I can't understand for the life of me. I can understand if someone wants to do that with some long-past-its-prime youtuber, like Nerd or, God forbid, Doug Walker, but with a man, who's known, because he wears diapers, drinks his cum, lives in a pile of shit, thinks he is a woman and has entire wiki dedicated to cataloguing his failures. Even if he is a part of internet history, I want to be as far away from him as possible.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

This I can't understand for the life of me. I can understand if someone wants to do that with some long-past-its-prime youtuber, like Nerd or, God forbid, Doug Walker, but with a man, who's known, because he wears diapers, drinks his cum, lives in a pile of shit, thinks he is a woman and has entire wiki dedicated to cataloguing his failures. Even if he is a part of internet history, I want to be as far away from him as possible.

It's not like that for people who were literal children during Chris's golden age (people born in the 2000 - 2003 range). They're all legal adults now and remember Chris more akin to a fictional character than an actual human being with an irrevocably fucked up personal history. They don't really see Chris the way most of us who were teens or young adults back then who mainly just wanted to see Chris get fucked with for the sake of it.

On the one hand it's kinda screwey just how much Chris's "fame" overrides any logical reason to not seek him out or be within his presence, on the other hand it shows how desensitized that generation is to the shit Chris has done online. Probably due to them having grown up in an era where shitheads who made fools of themselves on the internet are a dime-a-dozen and Chris just so happens to the first one to hit semi-mainstream status.

Like I said before, someday I guarantee there are gonna be people in Congress who used to be regular uses on this forum.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

On the one hand it's kinda screwey just how much Chris's "fame" overrides any logical reason to not seek him out or be within his presence, on the other hand it shows how desensitized that generation is to the shit Chris has done online.

Come to think of it, maybe they just a bunch of retards, who want a piece of fame, even if it smells like shit and crayola magic. Or just whiteknights.

They're all legal adults now and remember Chris more akin to a fictional character than an actual human being with an irrevocably fucked up personal history. They don't really see Chris the way most of us who were teens or young adults back then who mainly just wanted to see Chris get fucked with for the sake of it.

I don't know, even if I was in their shoes, to me fame always was about an example, that you want to be like that person. Like even if it's someone infamous, like a bank-robber or a mafia boss, still it's someone with a skill and a luck. I can't imagine where I should end up to want to be like Chris, even aside of physical stuff and life situation, just personality-wise.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Come to think of it, maybe they just a bunch of retards, who want a piece of fame, even if it smells like shit and crayola magic. Or just whiteknights.


I don't know, even if I was in their shoes, to me fame always was about an example, that you want to be like that person. Like even if it's someone infamous, like a bank-robber or a mafia boss, still it's someone with a skill and a luck. I can't imagine where I should end up to want to be like Chris, even aside of physical stuff and life situation, just personality-wise.

You’d be surprised how far e-fame goes. There are still people who are unironic fans of DSP.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

There are still people who are unironic fans of DSP.

Autists are very gullible.

 

[Realistic]

I feel sorry that Barb keeps protecting and cuddling him, she probably feels guilty because Chris will not succeed in life due to his unique circumstances but there are options like say getting him therapy, getting him an education, teaching him social skills (in regards to women) and additionally, letting him fall on his face and fuck up.

If Barb would at least do that, then Chris wouldn't be as fucked up as he is but I'm willing to bet a fortune that Barb will never do that because she's just too stubborn/stupid to parent properly.

 

[lanceisbestweapon95]

I feel bad for Chris because he is a human being in a very, very bad situation, and I can't help but emphatize with it.

I, however, would not even try to attempt to help him because despite my feelings I know that he's in this situation entirely because of his fault. There were incidents of trolls who took things too far, yes, but even if it wasn't for them, Chris would still be fucked because of his own personal failings. He was also offered more assistance than most people ever had, and he managed to alienate or refuse every single offer.

TL;DR I feel pity out of shared humanity but that's as far as it goes because he's got exactly what he deserved for his many sins.

 

[Just Dont]

I feel bad for Chris because he is a human being in a very, very bad situation, and I can't help but emphatize with it.

I, however, would not even try to attempt to help him because despite my feelings I know that he's in this situation entirely because of his fault. There were incidents of trolls who took things too far, yes, but even if it wasn't for them, Chris would still be fucked because of his own personal failings. He was also offered more assistance than most people ever had, and he managed to alienate or refuse every single offer.

TL;DR I feel pity out of shared humanity but that's as far as it goes because he's got exactly what he deserved for his many sins.

That's the thing, one can feel bad or pity for him at first glance... But once you start learning things about him you stop feeling bad.

I tried to help Chris. I know people who help Chris with money. Null had to create a whole network of people to protect Chris of people like the Idea Guys and Sockness.

There are people who unironically care for Chris, but sadly he doesn't realize or care about it.

 

[Kuruminha]

Barb is a smothering parent who has been emotionally manipulating, coddling, and controlling Chris his entire life, and she's never really let him face any challenges or be independent of her in any way. When he was mute for a while as a kid, she bribed him into talking by buying him toys and shit and basically just spoiling him rotten. She didn't hesitate to yank him out of the Greene County school system when they tried to suggest putting him in a special program, and bent over backwards to ensure that he would be mainstreamed throughout his education, with predictable results. Every time he was potentially facing consequences for something, like when he got permabanned from the Game Place or charged with a felony for hitting Michael Snyder with their car, she would step in and try to fix it for him, up to and including when she blew their entire inheritance from Bob on the Snyder case. (That said, the Snyder thing was about saving her ass as much as his, so it's debatable if she'd have gone to the extremes she did if her neck hadn't been on the block also.)

She's also threatened to harm or kill Chris several times, and treats him like a servant. Some time prior to the house fire, she forced him to move into a room closer to her so she could order him around more easily, and when he tried to refuse she threw a tantrum and trashed his room. The first time he ever tried to go to MAGFest years ago, she guilt-tripped him out of it by threatening to kick him out of the house, then switched gears to talking about how she was going to pack up and leave the house and how she wanted to die and so on until he gave in. She's threatened suicide on a few other occasions, so that seems to be a favorite tactic of hers. As she's aged, she's apparently started pulling a Sanford and Son and telling him that she might die of a heart attack at any time, to the point where he panics if he goes out somewhere and she doesn't answer the phone.

They also have a creepy pseudo-incestuous dynamic going on that implies some really awful things about how they both view their relationship. They've been observed to be very physically affectionate with each other; Marvin saw them at a court hearing and said that Chris was constantly rubbing Barb's shoulders and holding her hand. By itself that might not be such a concerning issue, but Chris has mentioned that he's had sexual dreams about Barb, and he also once mentioned that she was apparently jealous of him potentially loving one of his sweethearts more than he loved her. She made him spoon with her until he was at least 22 years old. Bob tried to get them to quit at one point, but Barb once again threatened to kill herself over it. This happened again after the house fire. Chris' bed had been destroyed in the fire and they didn't have the money for a new one, so he slept in her room and she made him spoon with her again until he got the money to buy his own bed.

Tl;dr, she's done everything in her power to ensure that he's mentally and emotionally dependent on her, and combined with his unchecked autism, this parenting style has produced the delusional, babbling manbaby we all know today.

One of the most bizarre interactions between Chris and Barb was in some of the Mumble Chats (can't remember which one, right now but might search if anyone is interested) where she was singing in the background, Julie pointed out Barb has a nice voice, CWC comment that to his mother and she was just like: "Me? Singing? I never sing!" and Chris replied "You just did!" and Barb: "I would never do such thing!" (or something to that effect)

It was such a bizarre excerpt of their daily interactions that the only thing my mind conceived about the whole ordeal was that Barb would gaslit him in even the most mundane things so she could always be the handler of the two. IDK. Shit was weird.

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

I listen to dead wing dork, and a jacob sockness video popped up, and like so I did alittle bit of digging, and like I kind of felt bad that literal fucking schizo sex weirdo was on his way to possibly rape a mentally disavandagtaged all and half you retards we're like heh' lol.
I get some of the antics of chris is funny, but the fact a literal sex weirdo was sniffing around your prized cow, and literally other shit like getting money of out him wasn't okay. I'd say legally raping a disabled an adult like him should be illegal is he's gone cuckoo literally years ago.

 

[Mr. 0]

I listen to dead wing dork, and a jacob sockness video popped up, and like so I did alittle bit of digging, and like I kind of felt bad that literal fucking schizo sex weirdo was on his way to possibly rape a mentally disavandagtaged all and half you retards we're like heh' lol.
I get some of the antics of chris is funny, but the fact a literal sex weirdo was sniffing around your prized cow, and literally other shit like getting money of out him wasn't okay. I'd say legally raping a disabled an adult like him should be illegal is he's gone cuckoo literally years ago.

Chris has a tendency to start acting in a way or manner that kills any goodwill or sympathy he generates from the bad shit that happens to him.
Example: Bob dies. A month later he and Barb run over Snyder. Then he wishes death upon Snyder and calls him a liar in open court.
Example 2: House fire. The Null organizes a donation drive and he not only is ungrateful to those who pitched in, he says "that damn CWCki still needs to die". He calls Null a dodo brain because he can't figure out how to work the money order that came with it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Example: Bob dies. A month later he and Barb run over Snyder. Then he wishes death upon Snyder and calls him a liar in open court.

He also took photos of Snyder's underage daughter.

 

[Mr. 0]

He also took photos of Snyder's underage daughter.

Unintentional. His stated purpose was to take a picture of Snyder for use as a dartboard. He went on this adventure after one beer and thinking he was drunk. That same year he also tried to talk Snyder into unbanning him, and then flipped him off and called him a JEW as he walked out the door.

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

Chris has a tendency to start acting in a way or manner that kills any goodwill or sympathy he generates from the bad shit that happens to him.
Example: Bob dies. A month later he and Barb run over Snyder. Then he wishes death upon Snyder and calls him a liar in open court.
Example 2: House fire. The Null organizes a donation drive and he not only is ungrateful to those who pitched in, he says "that damn CWCki still needs to die". He calls Null a dodo brain because he can't figure out how to work the money order that came with it.

I'm sorry but if your expecting the same level of empathy as a neurotypical person from chris whose a hell of alot more autistic than your average autist, then thats more of a you problem them his, the problem sockness was literally on his way to sexually assault chris, an obvious disabled adult; and you telling me because chris is an asshole it's okay for you to lul at what most others would consider rape? I mean lets say hypothetically this whole situation went through what if jacob sockness decided to act off his rocker and pull a luke magnotta? because lets face it jacob bragged about killing homeless people and obviously acted insane when rejected by cwc.
I mean it's like at that point your a bigger asshole than chris chan because not only are you applying the same standard of empathy on someone who has proven that with his autism he cant live up to time and time again, but using it at as as excuse to justify taking amusement out watch a guy try and rape an obviously mentally disabled adult. it's okay to not care about chris in a way that you won't give up money if another fiasco happens, but to disregard basic human decency? yeah not cool man, I know chris chan is an asshole, but no one really deserves to be raped, I can understand if jacob just stayed in his own lane, but his documented behavior was obviously escalating and it was obvious jacob was trying manipulate chris into fucking him.

 

[Mr. 0]

I'm sorry but if your expecting the same level of empathy as a neurotypical person from chris whose a hell of alot more autistic than your average autist, then thats more of a you problem them his, the problem sockness was literally on his way to sexually assault chris, an obvious disabled adult; and you telling me because chris is an asshole it's okay for you to lul at what most others would consider rape? I mean lets say hypothetically this whole situation went through what if jacob sockness decided to act off his rocker and pull a luke magnotta? because lets face it jacob bragged about killing homeless people and obviously acted insane when rejected by cwc.
I mean it's like at that point your a bigger asshole than chris chan because not only are you applying the same standard of empathy on someone who has proven that with his autism he cant live up to time and time again, but using it at as as excuse to justify taking amusement out watch a guy try and rape an obviously mentally disabled adult. it's okay to not care about chris in a way that you won't give up money if another fiasco happens, but to disregard basic human decency? yeah not cool man, I know chris chan is an asshole, but no one really deserves to be raped, I can understand if jacob just stayed in his own lane, but his documented behavior was obviously escalating and it was obvious jacob was trying manipulate chris into fucking him.

Chris was never in danger of getting skinned by jacob sockness, as soon as sockness started making moves to head in Chris's direction, chris shut it down and sockness took it like a bitch

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Chris was never in danger of getting skinned by jacob sockness, as soon as sockness started making moves to head in Chris's direction, chris shut it down and sockness took it like a bitch

Also Chris never would have consented in the first place, Chris (at least what he says publicly) is into other lesbian women, remember? to put it very bluntly, Chris was only associating himself because Sockness was a staunch enabler into da merge bs and manipulated Chris into thinking this thing called Jacoba was a threat to other dimensions and OCs (or something along those lines). Chris was really only interested in engaging with him on some terms because it made Chris feel important and special, Sockness exploited this just for some notoriety as well, even if it was only temporarily.

Whether or not Sockness actually wanted to bone Chris is another thing altogether.