Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Ladies and guntlemen, I'd like to pause this discussion of children's fianances to point out Jim is almost certainly dropping below 900k subs this month.
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What scale of chimpout, if any, are we predicting?
The detailed stats are ugly. This particular chart is telling.

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Nearly 25k subs lost since December (a big loss at this scale) and on track for zero growth since April 2020. This kind of stagnation is enormously bad for a YouTube channel and speaks for itself in Troon Sterling's case.
 
The detailed stats are ugly. This particular chart is telling.

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Nearly 25k subs lost since December (a big loss at this scale) and on track for zero growth since April 2020. This kind of stagnation is enormously bad for a YouTube channel and speaks for itself in Troon Sterling's case.
Jim's Audience: "We just want to talk about video games!!"

Jim: "Non-binary finary!! CAAApitalism!!!".

Zero growth seems about right.
 
I hope he realizes videos like these is what his channel needs. You wanna troon out? Fine troon out, just don't show your troon mug in the videos and don't rub in what troony troon you are in every video. I think I didn't hear "cAAAApitalism" once in this video, that alone is a huge progress for me ("cAAApitalism" in that annoying high pitched voice is almost like a trigger at this point). He did get to his usual whining about prices at the end there, but overall, surprisingly watchable especially compared to digital diarrhea (pardon, periods) he's been peddling lately
I enjoy how his complaints are valid but he didn't bother to spend the time to rub two braincells together to realize the main issue probably arised from the Game Pass inclusion. Yeah, one of the first games like this to launch that way. They literally have no frame of reference to go from to try to compensate correctly and they aren't going to overinvest in servers.
 
What?! Jim made a video that's just talking about video games?!
I don't know if it's just because I can't stand him anymore, but he comes across as such a whiny cunt in this video. Even though his complaints are completely valid and the information he's providing is valuable, he sounds so miserable to be doing this; almost as if he only bought the game because he knows this is the content his subscribers actually want but that he has no interest whatsoever in making anymore.

Compare this video to Critikal's near-identical attempts to play Anthem at launch, or even Jim's own video from a few years back where he got drunk and reviewed Ghost Recon Breakpoint. Both videos are similar in terms of the AAA bullshit they're dealing with, but these are actually funny to watch because they're making jokes, laughing and generally being entertaining while getting the point across.

Jim's latest video has the atmosphere of a fucking wake. He's completely given up.
 
What?! Jim made a video that's just talking about video games?!

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If you watched this video and nothing from the past few months, would you be able to tell Jim was trans?

As for the video Jim has server issues with a subpar game there I saved you 10 mins.
around 7 mins Jim just forgets about the game completely and goes on about socialism and his other talking points.
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Jim is like a parrot at this point he can't even talk about the game in front of him, you'd be better off going to hbomberguy or destiny.
As despite being political in their own right, they are able to talk about a game for longer than 6 mins without going off on a rant.
 
I believe he'll pull the losing subs because of transphobia card.
I hope so. Because, at least partially, that's true. Very few people like to support a sexual degenerate. Up until he was "just" bisexual, polyamorous, a cuckold, and simply gross in every way possible, his fans were able to overlook that, since those degeneracies had no visual representation. But now the truth is staring them right in the eyes, all whilst wearing a hilariously bad wig.
 
Am I wrong that I think if you went back in time to 2010 and showed Jim what he's up to today, he'd be freaked out? "I've done what?" I can imagine him say.

I was never a big fan of his but this is one of the clearer cases of Woke Body Snatcher syndrome to me because it really does seem like he was an entirely different person in the past and it's creepy to see someone change so radically.

It is of course entirely possible he was always this person deep down inside though, I guess that's the big debate about our current climate, have people changed or has the mask just slipped off?
 
As for the video Jim has server issues with a subpar game there I saved you 10 mins.
around 7 mins Jim just forgets about the game completely and goes on about socialism and his other talking points.
I like how that awkwardly proves how little of a life Jim has outside of being trans, a vidya game reviewer, and just a decent person. It also indirectly proves once again he's ether not taking, or abusing his Adderall medication.
 
In all honesty, the PSP is a great system for piracy.

You can install any PSP game you want, get emulators for a ton of systems, and there are even programs that let you convert PS1 roms that were never released for the system.
I love my PSP. It made a great GBA emulator in middle/high school. Pro tip: If you want to do this, get a PSP-2000 or 2001, as they can be permanently soft-modded to take pirated software, and have better screens then the 3000s, which require the soft mod to be reloaded every time you lose power. The 1000s had half the RAM and suck for the later games. Also, get the biggest card you can get, 32GB, and crank the CPU speed all the way up, you'll still get 6 hours out of the tiny battery.

The only issue is batteries, or the utter lack of them. I still kick myself for not getting one of the 2200mah batteries when they were like $15. Now they go for new portable console money.
Another thing they had in common is neither have a $60 buy-in, upfront. From what little I dug up, TF2 introduced loot boxes around about the same time the game went F2P and if MTG is anything like the Pokemon cards I used to buy you could choose any starter deck and start playing, or just collect for fun.

I think that's quite a different scenario to buying a game for full price and then having to play slot machines to actually access the content you've already paid for, but I'm sure Jim would disagree. In fact I know he would judging by his Fortnite rants.
Pokemon is honestly an example of this same "loot box cash grab" mentality, because as the generations went on the cards became more powerful, rendering the older cards useless in even casual play. When your second evolution cards are 100HP or more behind the newer cards what's the point of collecting them?

MTG, much like yu-gi-oh and other such TCGs, is balanced much better so that old cards are still just as effective, and is a better example of the TF2 style where yes you can get new equipment and buffs but the OG stuff is just as deadly now as it was 15 years ago.
 
He needed some drama, a breakup or something THEN a troon out to add to the momentum OR at least, he needed to have some funky surgeries then admit he was troon after dropping hints.

Gotta build up some tension and then release.
 
He needed some drama, a breakup or something THEN a troon out to add to the momentum OR at least, he needed to have some funky surgeries then admit he was troon after dropping hints.

Gotta build up some tension and then release.
He chooses this way because he wants his audience to know that he hates them.
 
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is he just trolling or actualy tranny? really hard to say this days.
I don't believe it's in his nature to make up his mind about anything, at least not by subjecting his beliefs to long-term scrutiny. Like many of his kind, he is the perpetual, contrarian child that ills our society so. He's only consistent in being inconsistent. I believe that he truly believes in what he's doing right now, but it's just a shallow conviction on his part. He hasn't really thought any of it through, and it's a possibility that he never will, as long as he refuses facing up to hard facts, and recognizing his own stunning lack of integrity. I wonder what it will take for him to realize just how far he's fallen, and to take steps in rectifying it?
 
is he just trolling or actualy tranny? really hard to say this days.
He needs to keep Jim Sterling for branding reasons, so he put "Stephanie" in the middle to have his cake and eat it too
There's your answer. He's willing to commit to the act up to the point his bottom line might get impacted... or his cock sliced off. Personally though I'm not sure whether its trolling or (in his mind) a pragmatic move. The tranny card is an adamantium shield against corporate backlash after all.
 
I love my PSP. It made a great GBA emulator in middle/high school. Pro tip: If you want to do this, get a PSP-2000 or 2001, as they can be permanently soft-modded to take pirated software, and have better screens then the 3000s, which require the soft mod to be reloaded every time you lose power. The 1000s had half the RAM and suck for the later games. Also, get the biggest card you can get, 32GB, and crank the CPU speed all the way up, you'll still get 6 hours out of the tiny battery.
here yes you can get new equipment and buffs but the OG stuff is just as deadly now as it was 15 years ago.
Fuck yeah, I ended up getting a PSP off of eBay along with the Metal Slug collection they released for super cheap. I ripped the ISO and sold the game cause it's worth about as much as a PSP itself. It's been my main platform for N64 emulation since.
 
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