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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Comrade Autogynephilia
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Jen legit looks like that disfigured troon that shows up in various threads
although he's got a girlfriend who's a real woman somehow.
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800 for a unicron that does nothing, now he can get a real transformer. hope he didnt blow his (am) whole "stimmy". not that it matters, it's "BILL" time!
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Old Kevin looks like the type of person to not to get invited back to DnD because he insists on trying to seduce every female character.
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By ”disfigured” does Mike mean that he has a massive forehead?
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With so many troon customers, how long until Hasbro starts a Transformers dildo run?
dirtydeanna96
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Wait wait. Kevin watches a philosophy YouTube, and can't get a handle on what platonic means?
Knowing about Plato is philosophy 101
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Close but actually philosophytube is a self important troon that just came out and is possibly even more insufferable than Kevin.
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moonchild
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old kevin looks like the type of guy not allowed within 500 feet of a school
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tbf so does neo-kevin
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I think thats just called shoving transformers up your ass. (Dont want to learn anymore about that series than i have to but im pretty sure theres a robot named Devestator isnt there? rofl)
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Oh boy! You want to fight, Kevin? Because since Nazi to you just means social conservative, I know plenty of people who'd love to kick your ass starting with me.
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I don't know whether to rate this post top hat or rainbow.
I'll go with rainbow since Kev's just a keyboard warrior and couldn't wobble into a fighting stance even if he wasn't, on account on the profound pain and discomfort of his stink ditch.
The only way he would ever participate in a fight is similar to this old joke:
Rabbit kicks in the door of the pub, jumps into the center, and shouts: "WHO WANNA FIGHT?"
Bear, the largest animal in the forest, stands up and walks up to Rabbit.
"Okay Bear, you're with me, we're going to wreck these sorry bitches in no time!"
Bear, the largest animal in the forest, stands up and walks up to Rabbit.
"Okay Bear, you're with me, we're going to wreck these sorry bitches in no time!"
TL;DR Kev's just like the lapdog of an old lady, bravely barking from behind the fence, never ever leaving the house.
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Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot? 2200 EST, 05/28/20, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719. Bring all the cowardly friends you want; I'll go to prison, but you all will go to the morgue. In Minecraft.
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"DESPITE WHAT SURGEONS CLAIM"The wetness is dick sweat, Kevin.
I think I've cracked a fucking rib, my sides. Coomthryn is probably huffing and wet because he's out of breath after walking to the kitchen for another stick of butter.
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Even if Kev didn't have that crotch wound hindering his ability to even walk, he wouldn't be bashing anyone's face in, let's face it. A child could probably kick him in the shins and he'd collapse. Luckily he has Mistress Horseface to protect him from chuds who want to smelt his plastic robot hoard.
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following this thread has totally ruined alpacas for me. a picture of one came up on a Brave start page earlier and I couldn't help but immediately picture kevin in my mind's eye, with his craterous forehead and rapidly retreating hairline, naturally all brought together with his trademark smirk
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I doubt Kevin has been in an actual fight in his life. He was probably the kid that immediately ran off to tell teacher if a fight was happening though.
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The only thing Kev can fight against is the sealing of his am-tomb and he's losing.