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Good to know his opinions about Mexicans. In writing no less. Next time he starts yelling about raysizzum I'll repost this one all over the Earth.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Good to know his opinions about Mexicans. In writing no less. Next time he starts yelling about raysizzum I'll repost this one all over the Earth.
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Lucas's eternasmug used to bother me, and it has on occasion, I'm embarrassed to admit, made me MOTI, but then I remind myself: he has to wake up, and be Lucas Werner.
He has to walk down the street, and have people point and say "See that guy? That's Lucas Werner, the hobo pedophile! Keep your daughters away from him!"
He has to be Lucas Werner 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
I guess it's only fitting that he occasionally is cocky enough to project this smugness to the entire world, this fantasy of self-satisfied egotism, because the reality of his life is a punishment that is so very fitting.
There is no punishment of an equal severity to the reality of being Lucas Werner.
Oh, and Lucas? A filter that makes your psychotic eyes look unnaturally blue isn't doing anything to improve your appearance. You really need to be a little more discriminating about the pictures that you put out of yourself, if you're trying to find a romantic partner, actually scratch that, never stop putting out these psychotic pictures, because I think the reality of how ridiculous these pictures are has actually drawn people to investigate you and find the thread. Lucas looks so crazy, it's actually hard to believe that a person with some of his lidless, giant black pupil pools, showing every single tooth, psychotic grin photos are a real human being and not, par example, a Fred The Barber cosplay.
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That moment where lucas's arch enemy, the flatbill silverback was born....and immediately swooped a hot blonde:
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They're bitches and thots?
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He really said "M'lady" unironically. Damn. 
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I wish some catfish could get Lucas wearing a fedora. That would be wonderful!He really said "M'lady" unironically. Damn.
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So now he's against, not just flat bills, but curved bills as well, so basically all baseball caps, period?
But his tourist-trash cap with the shitty bottle opener in the brim gets a pass because?
LMAOOOOO I remember watching that when he put it out but I had forgotten about it. A damn GEM.
Literally — as in ZERO exaggeration — it is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
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God damn imagine being a normie with no concept of who Lucas is and reading this. Ballcaps? What does that have to do with anything? Unironically saying m'lady, the weird homophobic insult of calling guys closet cases for... not constantly having their arm around their girl? What the fuck? Even knowing Lucas and his bizarre ways, this one is hard to process. He just talks this way like everyone is supposed to not only know what the fuck he's talking about, but consider him cool and clever. Never have I seen such colossal social retardation
Edit: The more he degenerates the more he reminds me of classic Chris-Chan, that last line just feels ripped right from an early Sonichu. "I Guarantee I Walk with My Arm Around My Sweetheart Rosechu, Homos"
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Wild guess: someone put in (blue) earbuds to block out his psycho ranting and he's annoyed that they aren't paying attention to him.
We know the Pedo Freak is already eyeballing Gen Alpha. He wants to end "agephobia" so Gen Alpha be "receptive" to his advances.
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It looks like he's threatening Gen-Z women with... creeping on Gen Alpha...
Literally the groom/threat that actual sex traffickers and molesters use ("you do it or else it will be your little sister/brother").
I know we aren't supposed to get mad at cows, and usually its pretty easy especially when they are just pathetic trainwrecks like Movieblob or Nikofatass, but I swear there are sometimes when I just wish someone would put the Spokane pedofreak down already.
I'd say what he actually wants is for "like minded" Gen Z's to end age of consent laws. In his pedo mind (age is only a number) the negative reaction he's gotten/getting from hitting on girls younger than 18 is all due to the "agephobia" in society and the age of consent laws. Ending "agephobia" is the open door to minors.
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It’s ok to get mad at someone who will rape a child if given the opportunity
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So is he at Motel 6?
It seems as though, when he has a bed, he literally just spends the whole day in bed.
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Looks like someone hit the weed dispensary and grabbed another room at the motel 6.
Living the good life on someone else‘s dime (again). Must be great to be the Wern! Owning all you capitalist scumbags!
Come on Lucas. Show us the buffet you ordered from Clinckerniggers and don’t forget to record it!!!
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Lucas's telomeres are listening as it turns out as he appears to be rapidly aging. This is so funny to me, free reading online if you are curious.
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